Saw this and thought of you Simone.
Simone Anderson #44 Christmas card features poor Ryder’s bruises, Forsyths continue to be massive losers
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Wow this activewear is amaze balls! In one photo Simmy has saddlebags then puts on another pair of tights and POOF they have disappeared 
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And it must be true because she says she doesn't PhotoshopWow this activewear is amaze balls! In one photo Simmy has saddlebags then puts on another pair of tights and POOF they have disappeared
BUSTED!!Wow this activewear is amaze balls! In one photo Simmy has saddlebags then puts on another pair of tights and POOF they have disappeared
This!!!! Life is made up of moments not things. We never get a do over with our kids, we blink and they are grown.
I can’t deal with Simone’s voice when she’s talking to Asher and Ryder about their breakfast, stop talking like a baby and talk like an adult then Asher might speak more words
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Just over two months until Ryder is one! I wonder what his #sponsored #ad first birthday extravaganza will look like!
Surprised her windows haven’t cracked with how high her voice goes
Truly bizarre…would we call this, the “self-stalk” photo vibe?
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Weird! take a selfie but then how will she prove to other he loves her. Today has been very quiet must have been a busy day cleaning or maybe ‘fake’ life was a bit to hard today.
How many takes were needed to get the perfect pic for the gram. So sad she had to set up the camera, make sure the light was just right, pose, then take a picture of Trenti and her. For what purpose
“I love you so much, my little charity scammer!”
”Thank you, my love! Aren’t we clever! I scammed charities out of hundreds of thousands of dollars, then the Commerce Commission decided I was too white and rich to investigate, and now we are continuing our lives and nobody remembers or cares about my fraud!”
*smirks at themselves in mirror*
….also, is she sitting on the toilet?
“TRENT! I’m peeing, get in here and hug me so I can post it on the gram! And make it look
CaSuAL aND SpOnTaNeOuS 
I just took a screenshot to come and say the same thing!!….also, is she sitting on the toilet?
“TRENT! I’m peeing, get in here and hug me so I can post it on the gram! And make it look
I guess she is actively supervising the boys in the bath and Trenti just couldn't help but give her a hug, from behind
He prefers it from behind too
Oh look, out again for dinner tonight…
How many “monthly outings” is that this WEEK Simon?
How many “monthly outings” is that this WEEK Simon?
She’s full of tit where is the getting the boys to sleep reels the realistic expectations. Yes they may sleep well but who knows. There must be some bleeping comfort they both have from a parent before bed other than a video of her pretending to be a mum. Where are the cuddles while softly carrying Ryder the moments where he will cry regardless because he’s 1. SIMONE you could show this to show you’re actually a mum. Where are the moments rocking your sleeping babies or are they so bleeping sleep trained they know not to need your comfort
Where did she grow up? I see little old waimate mentioned there!I’ve only just picked it up but my first impression is that this book was really written for family eyes rather than the public. I’m sure it’s really special for them to have her life story written down to keep.
It’s easy reading if a bit all over the place and repetitive sometimes, there’s just a few things included that in my opinion normally wouldn’t make it into a memoir.
Having said that, I live not far from where Norma grew up, so it’s interesting to read what the district and life was like all those years ago.
A couple of interesting things so far:
First of all, let’s hope Simone’s kids have their great-granddaddies hair genes and not their Dad’s
Secondly, I bet Norma was really disappointed in Simone when she took from the women’s refuge charity, considering Norma herself was a giver not a taker.
I’ll share more as I come across other bits and pieces
That’s a bit late Scammy. My baby could do that at 5 months and he is just a normal baby, not a genius like your kids.
There are hidden days where she’s not coping. Today was quiet because sue wasn’t coping. She’s a bored house wife. Look cleaning video because what else would she do all day?Kids are home and her work load isn’t huge. Unlike other mums who work a full day when they do get a day off they relax! Don’t worry because tomorrow we will get the usual walk with friends down the road and showing how much we love the kids. Even if you loved to socialise before kids I do find it interesting she still wants to so often. I feel it because she’s bored at home all week. She’s not doing much or seeing people and Trent’s not there so she needs her weekends to socialise.
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