Ok im making a stand and will finally admit I'm jealous. Hear me out for the reasons.
I'm jealous I didn't get my kids taken off me
![Loudly crying face :sob: π](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f62d.png)
I'm jealous I can't spend 13 hours a day on live
![Loudly crying face :sob: π](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f62d.png)
I'm jealous my dogs don't
tit and piss inside
![Loudly crying face :sob: π](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f62d.png)
I'm jealous I can't talk to magpies
![Loudly crying face :sob: π](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f62d.png)
I'm jealous I don't have ghosts wandering about
![Loudly crying face :sob: π](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f62d.png)
I'm jealous my car hasn't been seized
![Loudly crying face :sob: π](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f62d.png)
I'm jealous I won't get a driving ban
![Loudly crying face :sob: π](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f62d.png)
I'm jealous I don't like purple
![Loudly crying face :sob: π](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f62d.png)
I'm jealous I don't emotionally abuse my dogs
![Loudly crying face :sob: π](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f62d.png)
I'm jealous I'm not on drugs
![Loudly crying face :sob: π](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f62d.png)
SOMEONE HELP ME GET OVER JEALOUSY