I've been watching Simom on Buzzcocks on YouTube / Daily Motion this week. I forgot how funny he was. Sooooo acerbic and quick-witted.
He had that melt Donny Tourette on one show, who was trying to be "oh so rock and and roll", sooo edgy. He kept trying to rip the piss out of Bill Bailey and Simon, but they were way too quick for him.
At one point, doing the intros round, Donny stands there and goes to Simon, "I think you're one of these!", grabs his flat crotch, thrusts and gurns.
Simon, dead pan, in a cut glass posh voice replies, "You think me.... a small penis?" I howled.
![Loudly crying face :sob: 😭](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f62d.png)
Then the show with Amy Winehouse, she and he were bouncing off each other, it was just brilliant. Miss Amy, bless her.
Then finally, this 11 seconds of pure, "Oh no, he DIDN'T!"![Astonished face :astonished: 😲](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f632.png)