It’s hideous isn’t it, I’m mortified she’s made a interiors page for that tit show. That room looks like a Wetherspoons.How have I only just noticed that her Food court room has fake bookcase wallpaper!!
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Her house is so un-kid friendly! 
Her house is absolutely vile. Full of freebie horrible wallpaper and vile coloured ceilings. It’s trying hard to be quirky but it just looks an absolute show.
No kids live there.Her house is so un-kid friendly!
Just how she likes it!Her house is so un-kid friendly!
My friend is an interior designer. I’ve just sent her the pics of the house. She said “bleeping hell if I suggested that tit show to one of my clients, they’d probably think I need to be sectioned”
She's in town for a "meeting" (clearly we are dealing with a VERY IMPORTANT PERSON here) and says she feels like something "big is going to happen" and not just her shop of shite either.
Maybe she's about to discover that make-up remover is a thing...or being a mother involves seeing your child more than just occasionally for a photo op....
Maybe she's about to discover that make-up remover is a thing...or being a mother involves seeing your child more than just occasionally for a photo op....
And the icing on the tit show cake is the fake parrots on the light fittings.
Fake. Ass. Parrots.
Not gonna lie it took me a while to get over that. Just....why though????
It's something that would possibly look cute in a child's animal themed bedroom but not in ya dining room if you're a grown-ass woman
She’s going for a Game Of Thrones, Long John Silver crossover theme thereAnd the icing on the tit show cake is the fake parrots on the light fittings.
Fake. Ass. Parrots.
Not gonna lie it took me a while to get over that. Just....why though????
It's something that would possibly look cute in a child's animal themed bedroom but not in ya dining room if you're a grown-ass woman
So psychic and in tune with the universe but keeps getting done over by men some of whom have literally fabricated their entire lives 
Pity she wasn’t more in tune with her own daughterSo psychic and in tune with the universe but keeps getting done over by men some of whom have literally fabricated their entire lives
Or pirates, Polly wants a cracker, witch!She’s going for a Game Of Thrones, Long John Silver crossover theme there
Sure that Mazi would be able to tell her if something is coming 
Don't really wanna out myself by posting a pic (I've distinct finger tattoos) but my nails are red n short... My middle one just broke off, sooooo I'm wondering whether to leave it a few days so I can see if all of a sudden I forget my kids and start to scran ass and stuff?
I find her accent always changes 
yep I always notice this. She’s like bleeping John Bishop turning the scouse on and offI find her accent always changes
you win the Internet today!!! Buckled!Yeah but then when she asks the universe for a parrot they’re right there, revealing themselvesAnd the icing on the tit show cake is the fake parrots on the light fittings.
Fake. Ass. Parrots.
Not gonna lie it took me a while to get over that. Just....why though????
It's something that would possibly look cute in a child's animal themed bedroom but not in ya dining room if you're a grown-ass woman
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