Us wools don't want them eitherIf I seen someone in town with one of those jumpers on I’d know it was probably a bad wool. What Scouse person would wear one of them. What bleeping planet is she on
I’ve noticed every time someone rips an item of her tat, the next day she will say that said item is flying out and nearly out of stock. She is obviously reading these comments. Be prepared for the wool (not wool you knit with) jumpers flying out tomorrow
So funny this is exactly how I imagined our DAB gang with our embroidered jackets
maybe that’s why her eye colour is different sometimes cos of her interchangeable eyes 
Can you smell dock road and arse
Can you smell dock road and arse
I can just about smell her bullshit. I’ll be alright.bleeping howling off that ‘swear down OnEsT tO gOd NorrrrrrrrEvennnn messin’ who the duck even says thatHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA you win the internet today
OMFGGGGGGGG
this is so perfect! Me fella was lookin at me like I'd proper lost it cos I was literally laughing like a hyena at this couldn't help it bravo Mrs Purchase, bravo, take a bow 
She’s been caught out doing this before if I recall in the front “garden”... the 3 paving flags and a rug! She put a filter on most of the story and left it off the last one even in bed with her crusty eyes she has a filter on!Did no one else notice on her home account yesterday she added stories outside that Jysk without a filter, then uploaded them with a filter? She deleted the unfiltered ones when she realised. I don't understand why put a filter on when you're happy to show yourself with make up down your grid in bed? She has a very freckly face. I'm the same. I can look dirty if I'm not careful. But I wouldn't filter it away because everyone would bloody call me out on it. She should just embrace how she actually looks. If she left her face alone with the lip work and the severe eyebrows she would be an alright looking girl (probably unpopular opinion!) ...But she needs to swerve all the arse scanning talk. I cringe at all that. She has a bloody daughter. No class all crass!
I used to love her in the early days. But then I went to her shop on Dunnings Bridge Road. Even me mum said she was proper standoffish. I put it down to her maybe being shy at the time as she hadn't long revealed herself. But I was definitely wrong
Yeah I've been past her house loads... there is no garden. She is on a corner of a terraced row both sides. Front and side yard and a bit of a drive for her car, yes.
Bright yellow in the kitchenyou say eclectic ....I say bomb scare!
not even a nice yellow like a fuckin highlighter yellow, you'd need sunglasses to make a cuppa in that fucker!I honestly cant think of anythin else but Toy Story when she posts about it!
. Trying to be quirky and it’s gone disastrously wrongI was trying to be politeyou say eclectic ....I say bomb scare!
Looks like Big Bird exploded in her kitchenBright yellow in the kitchen
I honestly cant think of anythin else but Toy Story when she posts about it!
"You got a friend in me.....I'll Scran your arse for free"
I’m only ever going sing this now"You got a friend in me.....I'll Scran your arse for free"
