Don’t forget the miscellaneous pills on the side (if she’s not paid to promote them, she won’t mention em), and he probably got to wash this ‘calming’ breakfast down with a watery protein smoothie, because that’s totally needed for a small child
And sorry but who tf peels the eggs completely before putting them in the egg cup?
![Woman facepalming: medium-light skin tone :woman_facepalming_tone2: 🤦🏼♀️](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f926-1f3fc-2640.png)
That’s what this looks like, and it’d be a guaranteed
witch to eat, sliding around all over the place. It also looks like she wayyyy overboiled them and they’re dry and hard boiled (just like her bedroom life), impossible to dip, and with the toast just shoved in there like a stick in the mud. How to you
duck up boiling an egg?!
![Face with tears of joy :joy: 😂](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f602.png)
Enjoy cleaning that one up, Sarah. You idiot.
Also no one, least of all Focks, gives a
tit if his breakfast is AnCiEnT OrGaNic gLuTEn fRee slop. It really says something about how insecure Sarah is that she has to try and brag over the most basic parenting task of making her child breakfast. Countless parents made eggs and toast (and to an infinitely superior standard than this) this morning, and didn’t need the help of an app, or the narcissistic supply from Instagram, to do it
![Woman tipping hand :woman_tipping_hand: 💁♀️](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f481-2640.png)
Try it sometime, Sarah!