Off to learn to ski…. Only white stuff she’ll be getting close to is the dirty spunk up her arse or the fairy dust she sniffs, she’s off her rocker!
Sallie Axl #53 Flying business class like she's high class totty, when Sals Actually in Dubai to be a porta
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Who the duck gets their hair blow dried to go on their first ski lesson
surely she will be in a helmet for a start and then if she falls over her hair will probably get wet.
Honestly the temptation to drive over to Manchester and watch this tit show commence is strong
surely she will be in a helmet for a start and then if she falls over her hair will probably get wet.Honestly the temptation to drive over to Manchester and watch this tit show commence is strong
One of her fake ‘besties’ will have mentioned she’s going skiing.
Val’s that desperate she’s booked skiiing lessons so she can gatecrash. So desperate and lonely at the moment isn’t she
Val’s that desperate she’s booked skiiing lessons so she can gatecrash. So desperate and lonely at the moment isn’t she
The way she worded it, she was flying over to some fancy skiing holiday. Nah she’s just gone to the indoor centre at Manchester 
she obvs wasn’t gifted a good enough outfit cause she’s just put on whatever was on sale in mountain warehouse
she obvs wasn’t gifted a good enough outfit cause she’s just put on whatever was on sale in mountain warehouse
She couldn’t name anywhere to ski hahahahahahah Switzerland and yeah Austria . Wunderlust eh Val!
She’s let it slip what she’s doing it for… “ohhh and going to be going on fancy holidays with my daughter (yeah right) annnndddd Snowbombing (big music festival) in March (it’s actually April you plank)”
I think this is about to be my favourite reincarnation of Sal ever! Val-d'Isère! Images of Ab Fab ski episode won’t leave my brain - she won’t stick with this reinvention but I hope she does long enough to hit the real slopes. Wonder if Shein does an arseless chaps version of snowboard pants? Do ski boots come with a heel option? Will Val get thrown off a reindeer? So many questions…
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Thats a lovely head of horse hair she has 
All the gear but no idea… said whilst wearing rented boots, salopettes, helmet and ski jacket from chill factor 
she’s hysterical
she’s hysterical 
All the gear but no idea… said whilst wearing rented boots, salopettes, helmet and ski jacket from chill factor
And she's been reading here because we said that a few pages ago.
Bet her escort profile says she can ski and she’s been booked on the proviso of her pics as a lovely little snow bunny.
Panic stations at tuebrook towers as she desperately learns how to launch herself down the hill and scrolls vinted for some winter wear
Panic stations at tuebrook towers as she desperately learns how to launch herself down the hill and scrolls vinted for some winter wear
She’s just posted this - imagine having to make a conscious effort to focus on your kids!! And for a WHOLE 6 WEEKS hey Sal?! Just leaving this here for when it doesn’t happen
Dumped from hoeing, how far can you fall!!!!!
Fallen out with her colleagues, ha ha. What a waste of space she is.
And shaowbanned
Fallen out with her colleagues, ha ha. What a waste of space she is.
And shaowbanned
Hahahhahahaha duck off mum of the year. Mum of 6 weeks hhhahaha fuxk off
The skiing lesson - me me me me, my hair me me me my hair me
bleep
bleep
My eyes just rolled so far back in my head I almost lost them.
Has anyone tried that filter she’s been using. I put in on my sick, tired and puffy face yesterday and looked like a new woman. The way she’s admiring herself with it all the time as if that’s what she actually looks like.
The eye bleeping to the Stranger Things soundtrack has killed me off
Sal that outfit isn’t cute. You look a twit. Pack it in ffs.
We could all use our own pics on here with that filter. She’d stil never know who we are.
She wants a medal for doing activities with her kids when she’s barely seen them for the past month.
Exactly! And how come her daughter is so good at skiing
? Its certainly not down to you Sal, so you can duck off wanting your chufty badge!- Status