I don’t think she has those girls back, the “best news ever” was probably that she’s allowed to see them in a home environment/not supervised by SS. On the flip side the best news ever could have been a dispatch notice for the bunk beds.
Sallie Axl #53 Flying business class like she's high class totty, when Sals Actually in Dubai to be a porta
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Val you need to accept your commitments on your UC journal
Omg I’ve got the worst eyesight ever, what does it all say ???? Is it a load of furious emails asking for a refund because they’ve booked a perky boobed brass but ended up with an old saggy hag???
Nah mine is shite, just that fourth from the bottom looks like the ‘UC’ you get when you need to do something in your list. Sneaky sneaky Val!!!
Boss babe logging on at the Emirates lounge WiFi to make sure her added mental health conditions are updated for PIP payout.
Her trips get more boring as they go on. Bring back the ballet flats days she's boring the actual tits off me
What’s the point in having money if you have no substance in life, she just buys ugly clothes and shoes and thinks she’s made it.
Deluded she is …
Deluded she is …
Valerie... (Amended Version)
Well sometimes I fly out by myself
And I look across the porta
And I think of all the tit, what your doing
And in my head, I'm posting on insta
Cos since I've flown back home
Well my body's being a mess
And I've missed your greasy hair
And the way you like to tit
Won't you come on over?
Stop making a toilet out of me
Why don't you come on over, Valerie? Valerie? Valerie? Valerie?
Did you have to go to jail?
Put your rented house up for sale?
Did you get a good lawyer?
I hope you didn't catch an "only fan"
I hope you'll find the right man who'll fix it for ya...
Are you shopping anywhere? (Valenciaga)
Changed the colour of your hair?
Are you busy?
And did you have to pay the fine (Benefit Fraud)
You were dodging all the time, Are you still dizzy?
Repeat chorus etc etc...
Well sometimes I fly out by myself
And I look across the porta
And I think of all the tit, what your doing
And in my head, I'm posting on insta
Cos since I've flown back home
Well my body's being a mess
And I've missed your greasy hair
And the way you like to tit
Won't you come on over?
Stop making a toilet out of me
Why don't you come on over, Valerie? Valerie? Valerie? Valerie?
Did you have to go to jail?
Put your rented house up for sale?
Did you get a good lawyer?
I hope you didn't catch an "only fan"
I hope you'll find the right man who'll fix it for ya...
Are you shopping anywhere? (Valenciaga)
Changed the colour of your hair?
Are you busy?
And did you have to pay the fine (Benefit Fraud)
You were dodging all the time, Are you still dizzy?
Repeat chorus etc etc...
She really is bleeping grim isn’t she. bleeping off to get abused and shat on and making out like it’s her best life. I wouldn’t swap what I have for all the tea in china. She actually makes me want to vomit
Thing is , say average uk wage is 30k. Say she makes 5k a trip,, that’s 6 of these degrading trips per year she had to do. Would you be arsed! Even at 10k, it’s three a year just to achieve what most are banking anyways. Hardly boss babe.
When the filter slips.....
Is that for her oldest kid ?
Attachments
It says contact
it says contact arrangements for niv….
It says contact arrangement November… she looks like her soul hurts… 
and also a message ‘duck’ from Kane 
which may either be her to do list or his response
and also a message ‘duck’ from Kane which may either be her to do list or his response
I thought one of them said message home…I was like wow she really needs to remind herself to message her kids
I'm not fooled by the "sad" look, again I think she's trying to copy the blank expressions of what she immaturely thinks of as the "cool" girls....the tall, willowy clothes horses that Val so desperately wants to be like, and be liked by them.
"My body rejects uk living"
HAHAHAHAHA
WELL duck OFF THEN!!! 
HAHAHAHAHA
WELL duck OFF THEN!!! 
She can’t claim benefits if she is out of the country too long"My body rejects uk living"
HAHAHAHAHA
Shes a proper rat it's her responsibilities she's allergic to the main one being a bleeping mother!!She can’t claim benefits if she is out of the country too long
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