I still feel that we'll get a grade reaction video showing Ruby getting a first and I'm trying to think how this might be possible. One thing that ocurred to me is she could be floundering/seemingly procrastinating to appear more relatable to her audience. When asked about her diss topic, Ruby was evasive and I think she's worried about people stealing her ideas (lol, as if!), so maybe she's completed most of the essay already? We know she's never truthful about timescales for projects. It would explain why she's so laid back, churning out all of these videos and editing her book instead of writing her dissertation. Just speculation.
P.S That video she's editing is titled 'Week in My Life' because apparently we haven't had enough of those.
Nobody: Gosh I wonder what a week in Ruby Granger's life would be like! Such mystery! Much drama!
The Roob: Great news! I have a HIGHLY requested video explaining my weekly routine!
Content Guesses:
-Opens with the recycled footage/intro of her reading a book, lighting a candle, etc etc.
-CANDLES. Bendy candles, small candles, lighting bendy candles with the lighter, lighting small candles with the lighter, extinguishing bendy candles, extinguishing small candles, morning candles, evening candles, weekend candles. Just a bunch of candles.
-CLOCKS. Threatening, aggressively ticking clocks. Clocks that stare into the viewer's soul. Clocks moving at unnerving speed. Clocks edging closer to the screen. Background clocks, lurking just in case. Foreground clocks, keeping an eye on the studying.
Big Brother is benign clocks are watching you study productively.
-TEA. Will the tea be banana-y enough? Will rooibos be pronounced roybush, ruubush, or roo-i-boss? Will there be matcha? On a scale of decibels, how loud will the slurping noises be?
-ADS. I wonder which lucky companies will be blessed with one of Ruby's ad segments this time? Will we see the box of snack bars, the Nord VPN cafe routine, the Burn & Bend taste testing complete with visually offensive gurning? Maybe this time she'll combine 4 ads in one and we'll witness her using Nord VPN, while eating snack bars and drinking b&b tea, getting grease all over the laptop screen (of course) and muddying her new Miss Patina lolita skirt.
-An explanation that the Lolita clothing is relevant to her dissertation, ACKSHULLY. You see, the clothing references the Nabokov novel. The character Humbert Humbert was a
massive appreciator of youth, as was Lewis Carroll, therefore they have a connection. Not only that, these clothes could be considered
gifts. Lewis Carroll was very into gift-giving and indeed his latters could be thought of as gifts.