Her mum is there too isn’t she. Does she need to hold the baby all the time? I’m sure he could sleep in his basket and she could get a bath. She’s just moaning for the sake of it and it’s not funny nowOr give him to ...... oooh I don't know, just throwing this out there - HIS DAD!! His arms are still working aren't they?
Phone is clearly more important, than taking time with her family or looking after herself.It is so annoying that she keeps saying she hasn’t had time for basic personal hygiene. The baby is fast asleep on you whilst you are sat talking to your phone. Put the phone down, put the baby in his basket and have a wash.
Careful you ll have the anti mumsnet crew on you, how dare you talk about child birth pain and how large your newborn wasThe only thing more painful than pushing a child out and mine was a big bugger too, 9lb 7oz (and the stitches for the tear afterwards) is toothache.
Or gallstones haha!The only thing more painful than pushing a child out and mine was a big bugger too, 9lb 7oz (and the stitches for the tear afterwards) is toothache.
Christ and the feeling of your asshole falling out everytime you get up to walkDear god the first wee! The first wee after childbirth is the most horrific thing I've ever endured I swear it was 10x worth than actually giving birth
This thread is eye opening, I've always wanted kids butDear god the first wee! The first wee after childbirth is the most horrific thing I've ever endured I swear it was 10x worth than actually giving birth
With you there, I sat on a shower chair with the show hose (as advised by midwife and after having lots of stiches and my god I nearly went through the roofThis thread is eye opening, I've always wanted kids but
Oh my god why does nobody tel you this tit until you’re already pregnant and it’s too late!!The worst part about my caesarean recovery was the morphine pessary turned my poos to solid white chalky rocks which I then had to manually remove from myself. There we go. I win. I, at 3 days postpartum, picked my own tit out of my own arse. I am queen of both Mumsnet and anti-Mumsnet now everyone can move on.
Hahaha this was me after being totally bunged up with tramadol after my hysterectomy!! No #2s for 4 days.... it was like trying to give birth out of my arse!!!The worst part about my caesarean recovery was the morphine pessary turned my poos to solid white chalky rocks which I then had to manually remove from myself. There we go. I win. I, at 3 days postpartum, picked my own tit out of my own arse. I am queen of both Mumsnet and anti-Mumsnet now everyone can move on.
That baby will be delighted when he’s older knowing him having a tit was all over the internetOn her current story... “the baby has tit himself”. Erm, isn’t that sort of what babies do?! Were you expecting him to use the loo Its not exactly “shitting himself” if he’s got a nappy on
Im 24 weeks pregnant. Can I change my mind about this whole thing now??? Im sewing my foof shut!!! This child is never leavingThe worst part about my caesarean recovery was the morphine pessary turned my poos to solid white chalky rocks which I then had to manually remove from myself. There we go. I win. I, at 3 days postpartum, picked my own tit out of my own arse. I am queen of both Mumsnet and anti-Mumsnet now everyone can move on.