That is excellent
@Runestone!
- The fixer upper - she pretended that she and Damian (Kimmelman, her ex) were buying a huge flat together in central London when in fact it was just him.
- Boursin Gate - as mentioned she clinked 2 glasses together to pretend there were more people enjoying garlicky cheese with her than there actually were.
- Capgate - the nazi cap party
- The noisy Loubs - I can't find the post but wayyyy back when she was with Damian they went out and the restaurant served him peanuts when he was allergic. She wrote a scathing review which included the immortal line (paraphrased) "I stomped over to the staff in my satusfyingly noisy Louboutins"
- Naked family pool party - she went to france and got topless in the pool with her mum, dad, brother, and brother's girlfriend (not sure if PJ was there)
- Teeny Tiny (naked) Tom - her ex before PJ I think, he was short and she posted a picture of him naked (from behind) fixing her wall clock.
- Swissgate - she and Phoebe went to Switzerland to stay at the family home of either P's boyfriend (now husband) or one of his friends, someone posted on GOMI saying they were there and the pair of them behaved so badly, were really rude to the family, messy and dirty, and went skinny dipping in a lake and were asked to leave early
- iOffer fake bags - as mentioned in the screenshot above
- The never seen cauliflower cheese post - someone found an unposted recipe on her website somehow and it never ever saw the light of day because of the GOMI mockery
- The pre and post boob job receipts - self explanatory
- Sean Lennon and Liv Tyler - she met them once through PJ and referred to Yoko Ono as "Sean's Mum" which someone quickly took as their username
Honestly if anyone has a few months to kill please read the GOMI thread, it is pure gold.