Roadside Mum

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I had a go at sailing once and it was all so complicated I’ve never tried it again. Sure, get a “super easy boat”. Good luck finding a “super easy sea” and good luck flicking through Sailing for Dummies to find out what to do when you’ve accidentally gybed, been hit over the head with the boom and are three seconds from capsizing.

 

[FlashBoof]

Vlad obviously thinks we are all members of the local yachting club and in the market - perhaps RSM will find a bargain when she eventually washes up here.

 

[Imainlylurk]

The fox hunting tale and the yacht club attempt were highly amusing reading compared to the depressing one about her children.
I like how RSM doesn't hold back in her lying. Jack's claims are implausible if you spot the patterns but fairly mundane about the day to day - in Jack's lies, commuters turn their nose up at her and mutter derogatory remarks; in RSM's, fox hunters literally debate whether they could get away with killing her in a tale that even Game of Thrones writers might see as unrealistic.

 

[BlendedSlop]

Cant wait for the drama on Christmas Day when the kray twins get into a fight with the glock as weapons!

And the one who loses will go off in a strop and flood the bathroom, floating off down the street on RSM's yacht. Water damage on Christmas Day should be a nice little earner.

 

[waffle maker]

Bed ridden apart from when she is single handedly sailing a yacht.

 

[Peeky_Mink]

I love the @Wooh game, thank you, the yacht club story is my fav yet

The cash app is now gone from bio, but the in-app tip function shows a full name and town, remember PayPal have always done this as that’s how that labour person lily came unstuck.

I noticed a few days ago that Roadside Mum had a "Ko-fi" account that was set up a couple of years ago. Looked again today and the account seems to have disappeared. Interesting

 

[Switchstreetz]

Weird question but does anyone have a pic of Roadside Mum's hands? Or just one hand will do.

ETA: FOR CLARITY. Think I've found another parallel universe version of her but want to confirm it's not a sock first

 

[Wooh]

I noticed a few days ago that Roadside Mum had a "Ko-fi" account that was set up a couple of years ago. Looked again today and the account seems to have disappeared. Interesting

Funny you should mention that. I've a great story in 32 parts to tell y'all about this one time I went to work at my job, so you know what to do !

Screenshot taken out of context for amusement purposes only

 

[EllaEm87]

Funny you should mention that. I've a great story in 32 parts to tell y'all about this one time I went to work at my job, so you know what to do !

Screenshot taken out of context for amusement purposes only

So she can’t remember before 2001 but was a teenage mum in the 90s orrrr? How old IS this person?! Many many lives lived!

 

[Wooh]

Weird question but does anyone have a pic of Roadside Mum's hands? Or just one hand will do.

ETA: FOR CLARITY. Think I've found another parallel universe version of her but want to confirm it's not a sock first

I, for one, am agog

So she can’t remember before 2001 but was a teenage mum in the 90s orrrr? How old IS this person?! Many many lives lived!

I'm afraid this has whooshed over my head. I'm in Oz. Is it a UK thing you refer to?

 

[Pollypops]

I know I am amongst the 'RSM is Jack' truthers and I also know that there is plenty of evidence that they are different people.
Hear me out...
Does anyone from the Jack threads also think that RSM is the personification of the 'rough mum' that Jack allegedly encountered in the pub that one time?
The mystery rough bird who allegedly stole her purse? The one who was 'course' and 'common' and whose children were 'feral'?
Apologies to anyone not on the Jack Monroe threads who will be baffled by this x
My theory (and you know I have a lot of theories)
She did encounter a 'rough' mum(all Jack’s words) and started to create a character to use as one of her sock puppets.
Several years later, under the Covid/austerity of 2020, this particular sock became very useful to Jack.
She (RSM) has had loads of traction, both in SM and MSM. Jack can only dream of getting such attention. Jack craves the Narc high of likes and retweets that RSM has got.
Despite the fact RSM is 'all up in my niche' (another Jackism) Jack has completely laid off from sending in the flying monkeys.
Any thoughts?

If I hadn’t met her - and her kids - I’d think the same, but they are definitely two different people

 

[Lumpyspaceprincess]

If she is spending £30 on a weekly shop she should ask Jack, she could do it for £10.

 

[anon12300]

If I hadn’t met her - and her kids - I’d think the same, but they are definitely two different people

To clarify, you've met her?

I KNEW she couldn't be Jack!!

 

[Switchstreetz]

I, for one, am agog

I'm aware those are some of the weirdest sentences I have typed

This account only has like 1 or 2 thousand followers so I cant name them, but upon looking at their account they've been around since 2010. I think they're more a follower who is modelling their Twitter name/bio and some of their writing style after RSM.

I guess it's likely they're just someone who looks up to her and wants an equally large platform, I no longer believe it's a sock but a wannabe RSM.

Back to focusing on the more important mysteries in life I guess

ETA: NEVERMIND THAT THOUGH @Pollypops oh my gosh, spill the (rinsed) beans if you can!!

 

[alwayscold1987]

I had a flick through the Marmite Mama who RM retweeted and she seems like another horrible, grifting drama queen with numerous health stuff going on.

My BS detector has also been going off with RM.

The violent attack by her Kray Twin Kid.
Did the wheelchair ever exist, I would have expected her to show photos of it.
Where is Roadside Dad in all of this? I know she said they live apart but from other things she has written it would seem like they are a couple of sorts.

I know I'm really late in replying to this, only just discovered this thread though I always look at our mackie's thread. Hollowhusk, that marmite mama person you've mentioned is absolutely unbearable. She's an attention-seeking, narcissistic, grifting nightmare that I just can't look away from. If she had more followers I'd make a thread just for her but she's only round the 4000 mark so it doesn't seem fair. But I have to laugh at how self-centred and woe is me she constantly is.

 

[heretoreaditall2019]

If I hadn’t met her - and her kids - I’d think the same, but they are definitely two different people

… Caroline?!

Can’t even remember if that’s the yacht club nemesis’ name, but omg tell EVERYTHING pls?!!!

 

[his4r2eh]

I think my work is done here. I can relax and watch everyone make sense of current events in the context of RM's growth!

The screenshot tweets below 4 Jan 21. The school lunch legitimate grievance was 12 Jan 21

Long time lurker and all that.
This screams troll/fantasist to me.
I speak from professional experience and meth is almost solely a chem sex drug used by a section of the gay community, mostly in London. Sex workers who are coercively pimped are most likely inducted into heroin addiction. Something like crack (in case RSM argues she confused crack and meth) would be far too expensive and time consuming if a pimp wanted to exploit a woman into working; she’d just be looking to do more crack and hardly compliant and sedate.
plus this is definitely written by someone lobbying for a slot alongside all the other trauma porn novels in Asda. Gross.
Finally, the naive, submissive woman looking to her indomitable, street savvy protector of damsels husband stinks of a man’s fantasy.

 

[Wooh]

I know I'm really late in replying to this, only just discovered this thread though I always look at our mackie's thread. Hollowhusk, that marmite mama person you've mentioned is absolutely unbearable. She's an attention-seeking, narcissistic, grifting nightmare that I just can't look away from. If she had more followers I'd make a thread just for her but she's only round the 4000 mark so it doesn't seem fair. But I have to laugh at how self-centred and woe is me she constantly is.

Marmite Mama: "I'm so broke, it's so hard, everything's so stacked against me, why does money never last?"

Also Marmite Mama: "my new stationery/craft room/doughnut delivery/essential fridge magnets is/are SO GREAT!"

I love the @Wooh game, thank you, the yacht club story is my fav yet

The cash app is now gone from bio, but the in-app tip function shows a full name and town, remember PayPal have always done this as that’s how that labour person lily came unstuck.

I can't see the in-app tip function, am I missing it?

 

[Nottonightbabe]

To clarify, you've met her?

I KNEW she couldn't be Jack!!

Hmmmm

 

[Wooh]

Long time lurker and all that.
This screams troll/fantasist to me.
I speak from professional experience and meth is almost solely a chem sex drug used by a section of the gay community, mostly in London. Sex workers who are coercively pimped are most likely inducted into heroin addiction. Something like crack (in case RSM argues she confused crack and meth) would be far too expensive and time consuming if a pimp wanted to exploit a woman into working; she’d just be looking to do more crack and hardly compliant and sedate.
plus this is definitely written by someone lobbying for a slot alongside all the other trauma porn novels in Asda. Gross.
Finally, the naive, submissive woman looking to her indomitable, street savvy protector of damsels husband stinks of a man’s fantasy.

I estimated the year of this trip down memory lane at 2013. In 2013, crystal meth (ice) was established frying brains in Oz, anecdotally it went from a "middle class" rec drug alternative to "rough cheap" high pretty quickly

When RSM absent mindedly realises she'd pseudonymised her protagonist as Crystal, I snorted (outwards, not upwards)