Congratulations to @L3moning and @Wooh joint winners of the thread title. Your prize is a Victorian nightdress from Amazon.
Honourable thread title nommos included:
Charlatans gonna charlatan (@Shimmering)
One in Five is due for publication in 2025 (@HotesTilaire)
Moderate ME and severe ME ME...
Big congratulations to @HotesTilaire for the winning thread title nommo. Your prize is a wheelie shopping basket filled with mouldy blackberries. Fingering them in the dark is optional, my love.
RSM is as odious as ever and currently hinting at a crowdfunder for taxi/private jet/new...
Thanks to @Shimmering for thread title suggestion. Inspired by RSM's own words when an Uber driver stole food from her. Or something like that.
No idea how to provide a summary tbh 😂
She's still very angry.
Still moving to Scotland.
Still no zine.
Please feel free to add more!
Thread title by @usefullyuseless your prize is an Iceland Chicken Korma - it will be deliveroo’d to you as soon as they’re back in stock.
Recap -guess what - still no poverty Zine.
Will she move/flee to Scotland? I’m sure there will be some kind of oppressive force designed specifically to make...
Thread title by @Wooh with an honourable mention to 'where's the 'zine, Shakespeare?' from @FlashBoof you both get to attend a nutrition course. Make sure to put on your best Robert Smith.
In the last thread she posted many tedious overly-long threads on Twitter, as she is wont to do, usually...
Thanks @Wooh for the thread title and for always bringing the screenshots so we can bear witness to the 40-tweet threads about ABSOLUTELY NOTHING.
Recap: RSM continues to be just so, so horrible and is constantly submitting stories for Didn't Happen of the Year. Don't you dare call her a Tory.
In the previous thread we established that Roadside Mum is a person who is incapable of being nice to another person, unless that person is Jack Monroe. If you are not Jack Monroe, prepare to be accused of lying, being a troll or literally killing people and ultimately being told to delete your...