Roadside Mum

[Nottonightbabe]

25 March 19

Sigh... She's missing the point entirely there. There are different, very distinct groups that fall under the GRT umbrella. New Age Travellers and the "hippies of the 60s" are not included in that, as they are people that have simply chosen to adopt a nomadic lifestyle, nothing more. It has everything to do with race and ethnicity, you can't just adopt a nomadic lifestyle and then declare yourself to be a Gypsy or Traveller. The caravan maketh not the Gypsy . I note at the end there she won't identify beyond traveller (small t) which seems to suggest that she is just someone that has opted to live 'roadside', someone that travels, rather than her being under the GRT umbrella. It shows.

Just ETA - IF that is the case with her then this is where she's very problematic. She's adopting a GRT Identity when she isn't, and her behaviour and aggressive manner does not do us any bloody favours at all! Go away 'Roadside' Mum!!

 

[EllaEm87]

I know a lot of you know me from the JM thread and know I am Northern Irish currently living in England. I’m not even going to worry about (sorry Jack/RSM) and it’s quite obvious I’m in Plymouth.

Spoiler: Topical Me Rail

A mere half a mile or so from the shooting. I work within the local trust on a bank basis while doing my nursing degree and my partner is within . It’s been a horrific time for us all. My mother was directly involved as a nurse herself, the phone call she made to me while partner and I were chilling on the sofa saying there was a major incident and I was to please not leave the house. The MI alarm on my partners phone which neither of us had heard before. I’m sure if you see me bobbing in and out of posts and forums I sound angry or upset, or not my usual self, it’s because I am.

We don’t need hot takes from someone who has no idea what the community is feeling right now.

 

[traumatised sideboard]

Thanks for the receipts, they are vile. 'Are you honestly fucking suggesting my child's neurologist doesn't know what he's talking about?' yes, actually, this is completely insane for many reasons. If they needed fresh veg that day there's not going to be a bloody plant that they can source the seeds of, sow it and in a few hours have an edible vegetable. As far as I'm aware there is also no difference between fresh and frozen vegetables in terms of their effect on blood sugar and overall metabolism, in fact the Diabetes UK site highly recommends frozen vegetables as a food source. This is 100% invented. Either that or they're a fucking idiot. I suspect both may be true.

SORRY, I FORGOT THERE IS NO TIME FOR APOSTROPHES OR TAKING CAPS LOCK OFF, SOMEONE ON THE INTERNET IS WRONG.

 

[HotesTilaire]

She’s like a “nice guy” on internet dating “oh I don’t suppose you would reply to a message from little old me” two hours later “you’re a fuck8ng arsehole I only messaged you for a joke to prove you would ignore me I’m too good for you”

 

[EllaEm87]

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Oh gee thank you children of RSM! Shit! We in Plymouth would not be in mourning right now if he’d just gone to a damn prostitute. I mean, it’s a Navy town, there are plenty around! That would’ve have made him feel even more of what he was feeling at all, would it? Having to PAY for what he felt he deserved for free.

What an utterly problematic and stupidly insensitive thing to stick on Twitter following the loss of 5 innocent lives. The absolute terror of the emergency services who arrived on the scene of an active shooter. The residents nearby who are in shock and horror. The children who are scarred for life and will never be able to hear fireworks again without a little bit of fear running through them (I speak from experience there.)

 

[Switchstreetz]

It must be exhausting living with the cast of outnumbered

 

[MooBelle]

God, my trips to the supermarket are so dull in comparison.

She can't go in a supermarket without a drama. The most exciting thing I've ever seen in a supermarket was when a man robbed a telly.
It was on display and plugged in. It was enormous and the man could just get his arms across it to pick it up.
He sprinted out but because it was plugged in it brought the whole extension cord with it which clattered around behind him and tripped him up. He fell on the telly and screamed.
Then he just ran off and the security guard couldn't keep up because he was laughing so much.

This happened about ten years ago. Zero other exciting things have ever happened in a supermarket before or since.

 

[Jelly Bean]

If anyone else watches This Country, whenever RSM is mentioned I get an image of Big Mandy.
It's the constant needless aggression and tall tales.

 

[Wooh]

Then I'm gonna tell you a story that will make your balls shrink to the size of raisins... The Primal Hunt

 

[colouredlines]

Oh, goodness, no, I think you misunderstood

This, 2 Jan 21: 10 days before the Big One

Ask yourself if you really need toilet paper. Auntie Margaret used to wipe her arse with leaves, after all. But you've been forced to live in a grim industrial estate where the only plants that grow are stinging nettles...

Tweet 735 in a series of 981

 

[HotesTilaire]

Asked the school to let me trawl the records of what bugs were going around?
Why does she think schools are keeping records beyond “cold, flu, virus, sore throat” like they don’t swab kids and go “oh it’s the F8g61 strain of flu little Johnny has today”

 

[traumatised sideboard]

Get fucked, Catherine! This is MY sailing club now and if you show your face here again, my children of unspecified age, size or gender will give you a set of concrete shoes. This whole story is so made up, I love it. Fairly sure no sailing club would want to be encouraging people to go out on the water without buoyancy aids, especially if those people were disabled and were learning to sail from How 2 Sale 4 Dummies.

 

[LennyBriscoe]

I find RSM wayyyyyy more annoying than Jack tbh. She’s a thoroughly unlikeable person.

Surely the important thing is anyone speaking up - why should it be limited to poor people? MR was poor growing up and that has never left him. Plus he’s polite, humble and knows how to conduct himself - that’s enough in itself to know why anyone would pick him over RSM or JM to front FSM campaigns.

I’m not comfortable with her blaming her kids for things. She’s another one who could tell me it’s raining and I would go to the window to check. Was the oven even broken? The oven that was bought from a Polish couple who left because of Brexit…

I’m just going to come out and say it because I’m such a cynic. This whole anonymity thing - what if she’s not a traveller, not a mum, not a woman? For all we know she might have obtained “that photo” from a relative and is entertaining themselves with a load of performative bollocks, imaginary scenarios, Twitter arguments and the opportunity to make some money too

 

[MooBelle]

I know I am amongst the 'RSM is Jack' truthers and I also know that there is plenty of evidence that they are different people.
Hear me out...
Does anyone from the Jack threads also think that RSM is the personification of the 'rough mum' that Jack allegedly encountered in the pub that one time?
The mystery rough bird who allegedly stole her purse? The one who was 'course' and 'common' and whose children were 'feral'?
Apologies to anyone not on the Jack Monroe threads who will be baffled by this x
My theory (and you know I have a lot of theories)
She did encounter a 'rough' mum(all Jack’s words) and started to create a character to use as one of her sock puppets.
Several years later, under the Covid/austerity of 2020, this particular sock became very useful to Jack.
She (RSM) has had loads of traction, both in SM and MSM. Jack can only dream of getting such attention. Jack craves the Narc high of likes and retweets that RSM has got.
Despite the fact RSM is 'all up in my niche' (another Jackism) Jack has completely laid off from sending in the flying monkeys.
Any thoughts?

 

[heretoreaditall2019]

I can’t think of any Frauen housewives.

There are a few of us who are/were on mat leave, a few who’ve got young or additional needs children, a few retirees.

For all the liberal woke points these ppl like to score they love to undermine SAHMs as if work in the home isn’t legit work with significant value? My professional job is significantly easier than motherhood.

 

[Switchstreetz]

And some juxtaposed tweets to end the week. Out of context (just for now and just for fun). Look at the dates, please!

2A has me fuming like that story about them stealing her food all over again. Poor RSM, the victim of her evil children who take and take

The way she talks about her kids is the absolute worst thing about her. You chose to have kids don't you dare try to make them feel guilty for your stretch marks! Stretch marks are a completely normal part of pregnancy & you don't have to hide it, but to act like they're a curse which your children inflicted upon you which you suffer due to is just

And how could you possibly nail down your ME cause not just to a specific virus, but to one that definitely came from their school?? ME is complex and I know we suspect viral infections can trigger it, but you've no way of knowing which specific one. You could have picked up a completely different virus from an asymptomatic carrier even if your kids were sick. Hell, you could have had the virus first without knowing and given it to your kids! How disgusting to claim that's a "gift" to your kids! Honestly she sickens me.

Sort it out RSM, and NEVER go public with your identity. Her one saving grace is that she's protected her kids privacy and her nasty little tweets won't hopefully ever be connected to them in real life. I hope they never see her Twitter.

They're not "fucking gods" and they're certainly not the devil or the Krays either. They're little humans you have a duty of care towards and you can vent about them with your friends or anonymously somewhere, not on a public platform to 20000 people

 

[traumatised sideboard]

She is the epitome of r/ThatHappened. I feel like writing a Twitter bot that retweets all her stories and sticks 'and then everyone clapped' on the end. Imagine spending your free time inventing situations involving your kids to post on social media for likes instead of actually spending time with your kids. What a tit.

 

[JuliaGulia]

Poors don’t consider buying boats?! from that I took away not that Catherine or everyone else is a problem, but that RSM is loud and unlikeable and rude and generally just ugh.

Yes, it's almost as if people don't like her because she is consistently rude, unpleasant and entitled in her attitude towards them.
Shocker.

I'm not disagreeing it could be a sock, I'm just saying I don't personally agree with that theory.

ETA: Actually I don't think it's a sock because the account is at least a couple of years old. Jack's sock accounts have always been recent and short-lived.

Interesting that you are suddenly very up to speed on Jack's sock accounts. You didn't seem quite as knowledgeable on the MT last night.

 

[Jelly Bean]

I don't understand how a little shite constantly slamming a door so hard the glass breaks is a product of lockdown, poverty and a housing crisis?

 

[Nottonightbabe]

Sorry but this woman is a grade A prick. What a nasty, disrespectful fucking idiot. I stand by my view that things do not add up with regards to her heritage, I have a very hard time believing that is a genuine Travelling woman, and if she is, she should shut up as she's showing the rest of us right up! Woman's an embarrassment