I advance searched 'egg' to see what would come up. There were a lot of results so I selected three as my favourites.
1. This very Jack-like attempt at microwaving an egg on a plate thinking it would make an omelette.
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2. This story that mentions a mouse, a bird and a fox. I propose that these are early incarnations of the brambly mice, Terry the Sparrow and the hose-eating lady fox.
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3. This story with weird racial undertones that definitely happened and if you think it didn't, well we all know what you'd better do with your account.
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