Roadside Mum #6 It is immoral to charge me for my own victimisation

[markcorriganscrisps]

I hope whoever the lucky person is turns out to be a secret Tory.
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(I also wonder if my theory about her pinned tweet being aimed at someone in RL is indeed the lucky suitor)

 

[VeniVidiVicki]

Her kids should be in care. Lazy narc.

 

[Jelly Bean]

Whoever has fallen in love with her will soon wise up to her repulsive idle personality and do a runner.

 

[MurielSnark]

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Guess she managed to refrain from being her true obnoxious self during the recent late-night social call.

Still, if nothing else now she'll have someone to do the dishes and make her all the coffee she could ever want, freeing up time for her to haul her thighs into familiar denims and for the kids to "decide about" going to school.

Being in love sure hasn't helped her mood tho.

 

[HotesTilaire]

What will come first? Her attacking someone for assuming it’s a man, or her breadcrumbing an oooopsie pregnancy?

 

[Shimmering]

What will come first? Her attacking someone for assuming it’s a man, or her breadcrumbing an oooopsie pregnancy?

I'm thinking more along the lines of a shock dumping a la guest.

 

[HotesTilaire]

I'm thinking more along the lines of a shock dumping a la guest.

You used to bring me burgers

 

[Wooh]

 

[L3moning]

May I just add how appalling the phrase 'hauling our thighs into the familiar denims' is? Are we 100% sure this isn't Jack?

It's not a good mental image, but it does use language correctly, so probably not Jack

 

[Thank(space)you]

It baffles me how I'm still single when the likes of Jack and RSM can find suitors

 

[HotesTilaire]

It baffles me how I'm still single when the likes of Jack and RSM can find suitors

You might be the normal one who has to date a grifter, though! You’d basically be OH.

Also, familiar denim? I have one pair of jeggins, couldn’t be wearing anything other than loungewear/leggings/joggers first thing.

 

[Wooh]

I've felt a bit off colour all day* thinking of Roadsidemum giggling and in lurv.

Certainly puts the thigh denim conversation into perspective. Lover 1, Children 2.

What a crafty dodger [insert other descriptors as suits your mood.] Puts me right off spring dresses tbh

*that's an exaggeration, Louisa old mate, like your knife wielding kebab men.

 

[usefullyuseless]

I can't picture Louisa in denims, familiar or otherwise. She'll always be in fishnets, a slashed top and a fedora to me.

 

[markcorriganscrisps]

Oh RSM and Bex are so entwined for me that I post their posts to the wrong thread

ETA: posted Bex comment on here, to avoid confusion. Am trying not to mentally conjure up images of RSM in her fishnets having burger time.

 

[Peeky_Mink]

Oh RSM and Bex are so entwined for me that I post their posts to the wrong thread

ETA: posted Bex comment on here, to avoid confusion. Am trying not to mentally conjure up images of RSM in her fishnets having burger time.

Burger time

 

[L3moning]

It baffles me how I'm still single when the likes of Jack and RSM can find suitors

Same. Mostly I don't care though.

 

[Livia Fantasy]

Same. Mostly I don't care though.

Tattle could launch its own dating service.

Anonymous woman/man WNLTM other anon human adult. GSOH required. Must hate dire roast potatoes, allotments, free skincare gifts.

 

[nefariousnellie]

I can't picture Louisa in denims, familiar or otherwise. She'll always be in fishnets, a slashed top and a fedora to me.

Basically Nessa from Gavin and Stacey

 

[Livia Fantasy]

Basically Nessa from Gavin and Stacey

Now she’s allegedly moved north of the border… Loch Nessa.

 

[MurielSnark]

Now she’s allegedly moved north of the border… Loch Nessa.

I loved Nessa though. She's so much more appealing than RSM.