Roadside Mum #6 It is immoral to charge me for my own victimisation

[BlendedSlop]

I hope My Love Old Jasper has lost his sense of smell, given that by her own admission she rolls out of bed straight into her "denims" and has to be told by the Krays that she needs a bath.

 

[TheDragonWithAFlagon]

Is this another OJ (who is definitely not a murderer)?

 

[Livia Fantasy]

Can’t she get stuck behind the sofa again? That was a fun afternoon.

 

[Wooh]

Can’t she get stuck behind the sofa again? That was a fun afternoon.

Nice one! I was Team Sofa

 

[Jelly Bean]

Can’t she get stuck behind the sofa again? That was a fun afternoon.

Yes or in the bath. But able to live tweet.
Hauled out by her poor, no doubt traumatised, children. Twice.

 

[frankychester]

RM has phone sex with Jasper while RD pretends not to hear:

 

[waffle maker]

Where I grew up a jasper was a wasp. This was a confusing read.

 

[Shimmering]

Oh duck she's gearing up for another crowd funder. I can't screenshot sorry I'm too ill

 

[Witchfinder Sargeant]

Oh duck she's gearing up for another crowd funder. I can't screenshot sorry I'm too ill

I got you, fam

 

[HotesTilaire]

 

[usefullyuseless]

 

[markcorriganscrisps]

Is this dreadful abomination seriously trying to grift some sort of transport from the airport on the return flight? Throwing in that her wheelchair MIGHT get damaged to try and detract from the fact that she doesn't want to fund/source her own transport as she hasn't got a lift. Am I having a moment or is this what she's after?

 

[BlendedSlop]

Is this dreadful abomination seriously trying to grift some sort of transport from the airport on the return flight? Throwing in that her wheelchair MIGHT get damaged to try and detract from the fact that she doesn't want to fund/source her own transport as she hasn't got a lift. Am I having a moment or is this what she's after?

I think she's after multiple things. Transport home, someone to cover her car insurance, a replacement wheelchair when her existing one inevitably gets bashed up on her totally necessary flight...

 

[CabalofBolorneaise]

I got you, fam

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If you’re flying domestically and you don’t want to deal with other people carrying a wheelchair and are annoyed about the suitcase allowance just take a bleeping train RSM. Yes it takes longer, yes there are changes but if you think you’ll be without your chair for “literally years” then the extra time taken via train surely pales in comparison.

 

[HotesTilaire]

Nice funeral breadcrumb- black dress

 

[usefullyuseless]

Is it a funeral? Mentions of personal reasons and black dress. My advice, don't go. If there's a risk of being without her wheelchair for LITERALLY YEARS then it's not a good idea to go.

 

[HotesTilaire]

She could drive there in her special car?

 

[TheDragonWithAFlagon]

Got to make sure she's been remembered in the will.

 

[Livia Fantasy]

If the wheelchair gets SMASHED BY AWFUL AIRLINE PEOPLE then, idk, can we put her in a bathtub and push her down hill like Last Of The Summer Wine?

(whine*)

 

[Funsizes]

I'm genuinely going to have to ask my partner to stop calling me "my love"