Rebecca Lamb #109 Polishing turds for the Gram. Giving her kids kinder eggs despite the ban

[Scotblock]

I’m just glad she has taken some inspiration from my style suggestion in an earlier thread

When she's posing in the yellow set at the end a mouse runs out from the bed

Jesus, to the left of her it comes speeding out.

 

[pinkqueen]

I can’t cope this girl is a tramp

 

[MancMum]

Classic evening in the life of a ‘troll’
Relaxing after putting kids to sleep, have a scroll through insta, see that reel. Think W.T.F. How does she always get it so wrong ?! Go on tattle to check other people are on my wavelength and I’m not going crazy. Be relieved at the fact they are. Have a laugh at the comments. Question if I’m being tight. Remember she puts herself before all her family, exploits other women for her ‘business’ and also comments on people in the public eye. Laugh at more comments. Carry on with my evening.

 

[gossipgirl2509]

She needs to realise she can’t pull off cycling shorts, Dior rings etc… she’ll follow all these young skinny girls on insta thinking she’s the same. You’re not Rebecca. You’re a 5ft 2 dumpy cow with zero personality, zero fashion sense and zero parenting skills. Get Alfie some help, get your woodworm sorted and get legal tyres on your sexeh car you fucking hog

 

[majestic26]

I don't get why she bothers doing all these Q&As. Half the time she gets questions where she could give an interesting answer but she absolutely flubs it!

'Do you get nervous going abroad when pregnant?' is a genuinely interesting question. She could have spent some time talking about what she does to mitigate the risk - checks everything with her midwife beforehand, makes sure she has good travel insurance, drink lots of water on flights to avoid DVT, making sure she stays safe in the sun and avoids particular foods / tap water etc. Instead she literally just goes... 'Definitely not no.' Wow, what a fucking insight! What was the fucking point in answering the question if you aren't going to elaborate in your answer?

Oh wait, it's so you have an excuse to share a picture of yourself looking like Shamu. Gotcha.

 

[BettyCrockerr]

Sexy turtle……

I’m sorry. But either Rebecca wrote that which is deeply weird or Steve wrote that…
Sorry but a grown man knocking on 40 calling the Mother of his children a “sexy turtle” on a public social media page is enough to make my vagina clamp shut tighter than Fort Knox. He’s the kind of weirdo who probably baby talks during sex or tries to be really dirty but ends up just sounding like a terrible 1980s German porno.

 

[Cooper123]

Oh fuck off Steve, sexy turtle my ass
I'm sure he must look at her edited pics and videos on insta and think you don't look like that in the flesh love.
What a sad bitch sitting up in her room aff linking every bit of makeup she owns. Get a fucking job you lazy bitch and wipe that smug look off your ugly over inflated face!

Princess Fiona vibes

I'm getting shrek vibes. And Steve is the donkey

 

[Vroomvroom]

Imagine getting dressed up in your diamond boss babe blazer and showing off your designer bag then going for lunch at Nando’s

 

[Phantom Bantom]

 

[I_Like_Tractors]

You don't understand how much I needed you ... My insta was dying on its arse

 

[Belloboonew]

Thanks guys for the thread title votes, I'm just realleh realleh excited that you voted for mah thread title, it means so much that you all liked mah thread title, I loved mah super cute thread title and I'm really pleased you guys like mah thread title too. Remember guys if you can't polish the turd, you can always just delete it and it's like it never happened. Boys girly

 

[Milliemolliemoo]

She’s a disgrace writing: “you don’t realise yet just how much I needed you” about that baby.
The boys clearly mean very little to her.

 

[Cocoluna]

Can't justify 600 on sandals but can justify 300 on a thumb ring
Make it make sense

 

[12055584]

Anyone can check the history of a vehicle online, and I’ve just checked out her 8 year old car with over 80k on the clock, and it appears that the tyres were close to their legal limit back in March, so with the mileage they’re doing, they definitely will be worn below the legal limit. Here’s an idea, Dingle, stop trying to portray an image of something you are definitely NOT for the sake of social media, and prioritise the safety of your children and unborn child by fitting brand new tyres on your car. Oh soz…they don’t do tyres on Klarna and you don’t have a pot to piss in View attachment 1210168

So she’s bought a £300 ring but is skimming round the dales on illegal tyres and red diesel
#mumgoals

 

[Pinklady567]

Definitely a fake

 

[majestic26]

'You have no idea how much I needed you... for content'

 

[PhoebeBailey]

The rant about how she wouldn’t spend £600 on sandals is all the proof we need that her BaLeNciAgAs are fake, along with the rest of her ‘designer’ gear.

Didn’t think that rant through properly did you Rebecca you absolute balloon.

 

[Clementine]

I feel sorry for any teachers trying to educate her kids, given how much of a value she places on education

You can’t really put “memories” on your C.V. can you?

 

[Each_peach]

You can choose which image is the cover image when you post a reel. She's purposely chosen the one where one nipple is looking at Skipton and the other is already in Greece.

All for the pervs.


Hardly screams wholesome family content does it

 

[barrrlohflaughs]

She said they had a nice day ‘with friends’ Why are these so called friends never pictured?

I’m calling bullshit on this. They were alone when I saw them and didn’t look like they were looking out for their “friends” either