Rebecca Lamb #109 Polishing turds for the Gram. Giving her kids kinder eggs despite the ban

[ContentCrunch]

When I say I ran here. Holiday outfits?

What’s that mucky dish flannel cuppa tea brown bikini top monstrosity?

 

[Nastygal20]

I HATE commenting on children because I think they are so innocent in all of this but Alfie really does come across neglected to me. His teeth are awful and very yellow (like his parents) his clothes look like they are from lost property. He also seems a bit slow Woody is a very cute little boy but again seems neglected. Their bedrooms look better than they have before but their bedrooms compared to the new babies is just pure EVIL!!!!!! I honestly think she is a vile evil Mum. This baby has taken over before it’s even born and like a previous replier said - the toys are high quality some of the stuff is good stuff yet the boys stuff look cheap and flimsy. Honestly it makes me so so angry I despise this cunt.

 

[Ruby’s mum]

They’ve been out all day so she’s running herself a bath? How about running your kids (you know the two you already have) a bath and getting them sorted before seeing to your own needs. Selfish cow.

 

[BettyCrockerr]

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I thought you was on 5k a month hun?!

£600 for a pair of granny sandals that look exactly like the orthopaedic bunion friendly clodhoppers you see advertised on the back of the supplement magazines you get with the Sunday newspapers!!!!!!

Go on Rebecca, please buy them. It would be HILARIOUS!!!!!!!

 

[ContentCrunch]

Becky the bore has rodents galore, beavers and mice are not very nice. Thread title suggestion

 

[Cooper123]

She's a dick so she's so excited to dress a daughter in gorgeous clothes, what about Alfie and Woody? Just because theyre boys she cant be arsed dressing them in nice things? She's a disgusting mother.

 

[Clementine]

Talking about putting highlighter on her Cupid’s bow You ain’t got a Cupid’s bow ya twat! Looking like some Planet of the Apes extra out here.

 

[Cmj]

Thread suggestion- Even the mouse, wants out of this house.

 

[Clarity456]

anyone got the IG story Dingle posted around NYE 2021, saying how proud she was of selling face sanders cos it enabled her "to walk into Selfridges and buy a pair of Chanel earrings" only for it to transpire Selfridges don't actually sell Chanel earrings, only the Chanel website or boutiques, proving again Beggys lies to make out she's rich.

I need it for something.

 

[Cooper123]

Wow, "how much I needed you". Why's that beggy? Because you can't be arsed with Alfie and Woody because they're boys? You shouldn't be allowed to breed you horrible cunt. And as for your ring, bitch please stop trying to be something you're not. You can't polish a turd, and you my dear are the biggest pile of shit I've ever come across.

 

[majestic26]

I'm due in 7 weeks, with a little girl. Things I'm excited about:

Her just being here safe and healthy, fingers crossed
My little boy developing a lifelong bond with his sister, and helping him adjust to his new role as brother
Getting to know her, what she likes and dislikes, what she's good at, what she's not good at
Caring for and nurturing another baby, seeing them grow and develop into themselves

Beggys are so shallow and scream of the baby being treated like a doll. Doing her hair, dressing her in a certain way, going on 'mummy daughter day dates', lying with her and looking at her... it's all so vain and vapid.

The day dates one really wound me up. There's nothing I would want to do with my daughter that I wouldn't want my little boy to be involved with too - until she gets much older at least, and their interests start to diverge. Plus all her 'day dates' with Woody just involve them going to feed their faces somewhere.

 

[Win]

Good morning evreh one. Happy Wenzdeh. Hope you’re all okeh.

I’m off for a run. #abnormal
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This will always make me laugh. Doesn’t have time for breakfast (even though she shows us what sugar concoction she’s shovelling down her neck every. Single. Morning - so decided that she will have her breakfast whilst running across a bridge. Absolute comedy gold. Bravo dingle.

 

[Clementine]

Here he goes….

 

[I_Like_Tractors]

I feel sorry for teachers too, having to do all the hard work to drag kids back on track after constantly being taken out of school, especially kids that are already far far behind the others.

 

[Mumofone27]

Surely if she just cut down eating out every single day, getting her nails done to go no where, getting her hair regularly done for it to look no different then she could afford to take them in the holidays!

 

[Bobbiewilson]

She doesn’t socialise with other school mums and her children have no social skills whatsoever. No way do they have anyone there.

who in their right mind would send their kids round there? End up with the kitchen ceiling falling on their heads and being lumied to death. It’s a no from me.

 

[MeghanSnarkle]

Why would you call an 8 year old a teenager? The clue is in the name...

I'm guessing Alfie's going to be doing a LOT when that baby arrives, behind the scenes it will be all ' Alfie help to dress woody for school baby girl needs me, Alfie but a dvd on and make sure your little brother doesn't move off the sofa, Alfie sit quietly in the bedroom and play Lego with Woody all afternoon until we tell you to come out, Alfie your my big teenage boy now let the dogs out then put food in their bowls cuz baby girl and mama need to sleep' That poor kid will be running around like a blue arse fly parenting Woody and fetching and carrying for her shes made him a total mummys boy imo.

 

[Longtimelurker10]

She puts on a blazer and thinks she’s Alan sugar doesn’t she. I can’t.

 

[ChubClubThug]

I guess she can't afford to buy those sandals twice

 

[Frenchie]

‘Needed you’

Go be a mum to those boys