Rebecca Lamb #109 Polishing turds for the Gram. Giving her kids kinder eggs despite the ban

[BettyCrockerr]

Sexy turtle……

I’m sorry. But either Rebecca wrote that which is deeply weird or Steve wrote that…
Sorry but a grown man knocking on 40 calling the Mother of his children a “sexy turtle” on a public social media page is enough to make my vagina clamp shut tighter than Fort Knox. He’s the kind of weirdo who probably baby talks during sex or tries to be really dirty but ends up just sounding like a terrible 1980s German porno.

 

[D.W's Library Card]

This is a really specific thing to be pissed off at but the start of the vlog where she's making the bed, apart from the very obvious lack of sheet change I'm actually enraged she didn't straighten out the fitted sheet on the bed... why open the duvet to a crinkled up sheet, that's just wrong.

 

[ChubClubThug]

She legit looks like the puke emoji

 

[April17]

So she just said that her make up was a quick simple look - not using too many products.

Here’s what she used:
Strobe cream
2 x bb foundation
Concealer
Cream bronzer
Setting powder
Cream blusher
Eyebrow pencil
Eyeshadow
Mascara
Powder bronzer
Lipliner
2 x lipsticks
Liquid highlighter

And she still looks revolting

 

[pinkqueen]

I can’t cope this girl is a woman

 

[Bobbiewilson]

DH Gate Dingle in her outfit today. Can’t unsee it.

 

[ChubClubThug]

I can’t cope this girl is a woman

What the hell is she wearing?! Has she turned the everything £5 sack skirt into a bikini top

 

[BettyCrockerr]

I can’t cope this girl is a woman

Does she seriously believe she looks in any way good? Seriously? She’s absolutely HOWLING. She’s out of shape, she got horrible saggy boobs, her baby belly is a weird saggy shape and it’s more flab than it is baby, she’s short and built like a dumper truck and she looks like she’s escaped from a crypt. She’s VILE.

 

[mini_moi]

WTF have I just watched!

 

[Anotherct]

Woah you’ll be able to see her flaps when she sits down in that tiny dress on her new reel

 

[Cooper123]

I can’t cope this girl is a woman

REBECCA WHERE ARE YOUR KIDS HUN?
She looks like a cheap skank.

 

[Alibaba]

I can’t cope this girl is a woman

It’s the saggy banana boobs for me!

 

[pinkqueen]

That dress is wayyyyy too short. Too short to wear and way too short to even share in a video!

 

[ChubClubThug]

Why does she dress like a poundland hooker when she's up the duff? She can't be comfortable surely

 

[Clementine]

Why is she and her outfit the same colour as the woodworm infested beams?

 

[Cmj]

Healthy start vitamins? She certainly wouldn’t qualify for them if she declared her pretend 5k a month....is someone claiming benefits beggy???

You can buy them from superdrug

 

[NormaBates]

Nah those latest bleeping outfits....I'm dead

 

[Baddad]

Nah I bet he looks at her and remembers the fiancé he left for that absolute melt and wishes to bleeping god he could go back 10 years.

He's not been engaged previously

 

[Cooper123]

She has the cheek to try and excuse her pulling her kids from education because they get to experience new adventures. Beggy hun all they get to see is their lard arse mother strutting around in a new bikini everyday while they sit in a pool. She is actually off her bleeping trolley if she thinks she looks anything other than cheap and chavy

 

[Cmj]

Healthy start vitamins? She certainly wouldn’t qualify for them if she declared her pretend 5k a month....is someone claiming benefits beggy???

Oh wait. Not the adult ones.