duck off about the builders leaving stuff all over the house and Joyce walking into plasterboard and breaking his toe. If it was actually true, would it still be so hilarious?
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Surely even the most devoted of huns must be wondering why the hell she has so many different workmen in her house at the same time during a global pandemic and she allegedly can’t even be bothered wearing clothes around them never mind a face mask 
Cheapest adult top on Little Loves is £28 for a t shirt
Talking about her dad. She cycles through tit like that a couple of times a year. Oh my wonderful lush dad, really great, my wonderf...bleeping ABANDONED ME DIDN’T HE. FORCED ME INTO CARE
I have 2 little girls. Our word is foofoo. They will know the proper name when they’re old enough.
Is it a secret
? my girls have varying words they use but they know it’s called a vagina.'Seb hasn't got dressed for 3 weeks and is staying in his room today'
Translation:-
'Seb gets dressed every day to go to the skate park and is not here today cos he's gone to granny marshalls for a Wednesday roast dinner'
Translation:-
'Seb gets dressed every day to go to the skate park and is not here today cos he's gone to granny marshalls for a Wednesday roast dinner'
The correct term is vulva but I say vagina because I’ve never been like “Oh I was shaving my vulva” 
I actually say fanny mostly. My daughter isn’t old enough to understand so I’ve not dealt with it yet
Weirdly and annoyingly, penis seems much more normalised to me?! I could say that all day long. Vulva makes me cringe.
I actually say fanny mostly. My daughter isn’t old enough to understand so I’ve not dealt with it yet
Weirdly and annoyingly, penis seems much more normalised to me?! I could say that all day long. Vulva makes me cringe.
Not at all it was just something easy for them to say/understand when they were learning words/body parts. They’re 5 & 2 I don’t honestly see a problem in having a different name while they’re younger.Is it a secret
Her Dad looks nothing like the Honey Monster. By her description I was expecting a HUGE man with masses of ginger hair. What an over exaggeration!
Those poor builders. 'Can you imagine?', they've possibly got their name on their van, people can see they're at her house, she's moaning about how untidy and loud they are, under her feet, might barge in to her room at any moment, hate eachother, chat utter crap.... would you hire them?
I certainly wouldn't. They sound like a bunch of jokers, leaving their stuff all over the place while working in a lived in house. The builders I know wouldn't do that.
I hope someone local to them tells them what she's been saying about them.
Those poor builders. 'Can you imagine?', they've possibly got their name on their van, people can see they're at her house, she's moaning about how untidy and loud they are, under her feet, might barge in to her room at any moment, hate eachother, chat utter crap.... would you hire them?
I certainly wouldn't. They sound like a bunch of jokers, leaving their stuff all over the place while working in a lived in house. The builders I know wouldn't do that.
I hope someone local to them tells them what she's been saying about them.
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There we go. duck you, Tesco. I think “listening to our concerns” and then fobbing us off and continuing to work with the bleep is worse than just not replying 
And she is taking the piss out of us buying “gorgeous roses” knowing that cash could feed a family for a week.
And she is taking the piss out of us buying “gorgeous roses” knowing that cash could feed a family for a week.
Essential flowers againThere we go. duck you, Tesco. I think “listening to our concerns” and then fobbing us off and continuing to work with the bleep is worse than just not replying
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“Here’s the receipt from today’s shop and as you can see we have plenty of cash, and thanks to you guys watching this tit ad, we’ll soon have even more 
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2 bottles of wine on that what we could see“Here’s the receipt from today’s shop and as you can see we have plenty of cash, and thanks to you guys watching this tit ad, we’ll soon have even more
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wonder how many hidden ones 
Also lenor which she advertises and some other fabric conditioner.
I always thought sanitaryware was a toilet?
I’ve got nothing really about her stories. She’s just thick and repetitively boring. BUT, at least now I’ve seen her Dad I know why Wibble is ginger. He is deffo a little chip of the old Hambleton gene pool isn’t he?
(I think she may be trolling whoever complained about her to Tesco with pointing out the flowers btw. All that passive aggression must be killing her.)
(I think she may be trolling whoever complained about her to Tesco with pointing out the flowers btw. All that passive aggression must be killing her
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"I'm loving the benefits" yeah I bet you bleeping are, when the cheque for your fees hits your account.There we go. duck you, Tesco. I think “listening to our concerns” and then fobbing us off and continuing to work with the bleep is worse than just not replying
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And she is taking the piss out of us buying “gorgeous roses” knowing that cash could feed a family for a week.
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