Ahh good they’ve gone out now so I can spew. Where to start ......
‘glam for the gram’ more like ‘gran for the gram.’ We have seen you both Rach. Wind your filter in.
So last night I thought that was a set up for Wilby’s birthday. As it turned out it was for Josh and I realised that he was standing there looking like a goon with a kids balloon. He looked like a some sort of deranged child catcher.
This morning when he was opening that present, I really did consider whether in the past he had gone overboard on the old recreational drugs and was now having some sort of early onset brain degradation. Then I realised they both sounded as dumb as each other and it was just their natural intellect level. Plus, I swear he nearly cried when her read her card. What’s left of my ovaries cried with him and almost died but fortunately my Husband is off today, so I looked at him and found relief.
The return to bed for
was in fact
. I felt like someone had just told me my parents were having a quickie. They put three kids in their room for that. I guarantee he was behind looking in the mirror whilst her dress was over her head. (Don’t @ me for being crude, we all know it’s true.)
Edie is a queen imo and should not be blamed for any of this nonsense. She’s an intelligent, spirited little girl and you can see how frustrated she gets with the chaos that she lives in. I actually couldn’t believe my ears when the birthday man/ child/ midlife crisis started whining back at her over what she said. It was like listening to kids in the playground (only Edie is a kid, she doesn’t understand and why would she? It’s her Mother that is selling her on the internet on the daily. It’s not like Edie signed a contract and gave up the rights to her life. She’s not a zoo animal, she’s a human being.)
Rach has the same body shape as Issac. Soz but she has
Josh driving the dodgems thinking he was Lewis Hamilton but dressed like Diego from Dora the Explorer. I was scared, never mind Wilby. And for the love of almighty god, why can’t Rach and T speak properly? It’s just incoherent giggles, snorts and guffawing like a pair of dribbling idiots.
As for Wilby’s hair. Any of her followers who comment thinking that is not all kinds of wrong is questionable themselves. His great big massive gorilla hands holding that child’s head in place whilst he goes at his little soft head is nightmarish.
They are just a pair of now jobless chavs who have managed to con enough people into thinking they are half decent human beings through a phone and internet connection. Find me one person who was friends with either of them both before they got together (who isn’t family or Katy Daly) that has a good thing to say about them or is still around and I’ll die of shock. They are spending his birthday night out with people they met through Instagram earlier this year, not together and not with family. That says it all for me anyway.
Ta daaa
. I hope they have a wonderfully filtered evening.