Tattlers I know what happened between Astrid, Simon and Judgey McJudgefuck
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Remember when they were last invited round and Rach wiped her bare fadge all over Astrids furniture? Well it was that day that it happened….
Josh: Get your shoes on Rach we need to leave
Rach: Why, I’m comfy here airing the flaps on the sofa
Josh: I’ve just been to the toilet and I saw something that has made me question our friendship with Simon
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Rach: What is it Josh tell me quick otherwise I’ll horrifically vomit
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Josh: It’s Simon, he’s not who we think he is. You know how we like to judge people on what’s in their fridge and shower cubicles? Well I noticed he had that Creed shower gel when we came last and I thought that’s weird he should’ve run out by now, so tested it
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Rach: Go on ….
Josh: It’s Lynx Africa
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Rach:
duck off Josh are you kidding me? You best be kidding me because if that’s the case we can’t be friends with them
![Anguished face :anguished: 😧](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f627.png)
Josh: I know Rach, I’m as shocked as you are
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And it gets worse Rach. They only have apples and bananas in their fruit bowl not dragon fruit or kumquat
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Rach: Let’s get the
duck out of this peasant hole 🏃🏼
And with that they returned to Patchwork Palace never to return to Astrids