PTWM #101 PayPal money is all long gone. Time to fleece the Huns with a Patreon.

[Bohemiskeye]

Literally just re registered (lost all login details after getting new phone). How absolutely non relatable advertising a £400+ hoover. If I was an “influencer” and wanted to be genuine about the causes I “believed” in. I would feel so ashamed doing what she does. It makes my blood boil. Your supposed to be a domestic violence “advocate”?? This maybe illegal but if that was me I would have sold that hoover that was given to me (violated the contract) and donated the money to a woman’s shelter.

She wants the women to ‘have nice things’ she could easily whack a posh hoover in those boxes she has…
Just occurred to me though, where would these women tell their partner they got the box of ‘nice things’ from? I was only in an abusive relationship for just over a year gang, and even the thought of showing up with a box of stuff out of the blue and having him ask questions gets me triggered. They’re (abusers) really good at sniffing this stuff out, he would accuse me of accepting charity at the very least.

 

[Newbie mcnewface]

The candle in the laundrette is giving me the fear

it was bad enough with the “lost “ 25 sets of keys
Doesn’t fill me with confidence

 

[FridaK]

I can help but wonder if Josh laces his gravy with pure alcohol to start the night off . That might be why he always does a roast.

One spoon of Bisto per one 10ml drop of Ethanol

 

[Newbie mcnewface]

I can help but wonder if Josh laces his gravy with pure alcohol to start the night off . That might be why he always does a roast.

One spoon of Bisto per one 10ml drop of Ethanol

Perhaps he just adds corn flour to a bottle of Merlot and necks it out the jug. No wonder he is a fan of roast dinners.

 

[Dorothy-redshoes]

Tbh, it seems like the women that apparently use her centre are women who have abusive pasts rather than women who are currently in abusive situations (id hope that's the case anyway) because if not, like others have said, how will they explain the free goodies to their partners, also kids would say where they have been etc. It just sounds like a hub for people to use as a meeting point and a food bank (although their food stock seriously bugs the tit out of me, the fridge is always empty yet the shelves are stocked with chocolate bars and crap??! )

 

[BettyCat20]

Betsy has learnt her Mums way of advertising. "Hi guys", obvious that it's read off a script and very monotone!

 

[FridaK]

Perhaps he just adds corn flour to a bottle of Merlot and necks it out the jug. No wonder he is a fan of roast dinners.

“JOOOOOSH BUBS, WHY ARE YOU PUTTING TURPS IN THE GRAVY BOAT”

“It’s because you’ve lost all your AD deals and now we are PoOR Rach. Turps is the only way I don’t get the DT’s”

 

[I’mThankyou_]

I bet Josh can make a mean red wine gravy. 3 bisto granules & a bottle of red

 

[Newbie mcnewface]

I tell you this much I use red wine in my gravy and I grudge it ! It’s all Jamie Oliver’s fault !

 

[Wotsit]

perverted Pete

 

[Gee]

Betsy has learnt her Mums way of advertising. "Hi guys", obvious that it's read off a script and very monotone!

Every single time they say it i think of this …

 

[Noseygirl19]

Oh she really is a C U Next Tuesday. She is so materialistic it’s unreal. I’m very lucky that we are comfortable financially but guess what We eat egg and chips throw in a bit of ham or gammon and it’s one of the hubby’s favourite meals

Eggs and chips is the best, obviously if it’s not a roast it must be poor peoples food. It still irks me that she slagged off tinned meatballs on her poverty porn torn. I’m not well off but I’ve never needed to use a food bank either but I eat tinned meatballs sometimes out of choice!! She’s a snobby witch

Life isn't always about salmon, oysters and Sunday roasts...... give me ham egg and chips or corned beef hash anytime

Yes to corned beef hash!

 

[Dorothy-redshoes]

When I was younger I remember my parents really struggling and one time all we had was pasta with melted margarine mixed with it and semolina afterwards but u know what, we was loved!!!

 

[NiceCrumpet]

Eggs and chips is the best, obviously if it’s not a roast it must be poor peoples food. It still irks me that she slagged off tinned meatballs on her poverty porn torn. I’m not well off but I’ve never needed to use a food bank either but I eat tinned meatballs sometimes out of choice!! She’s a snobby witch


Yes to corned beef hash!

She is in no position to judge food when her go to breakfast is a mcmuffin. I enjoy a Maccies BTW, but it's a double standard to then make assumptions about other's finances based on what they choose to eat. My parents, being of the wartime generation, enjoy a bit of spam. Spam salad, spam fritters, etc. My mum also thinks we should only eat 4oz meat on a roast coz that's what ration books said. Lol. Doesn't make her 'poor'. Wonder what Rach would make of my fave pudding - tinned peaches in syrup with evaporated milk followed by evaporated milk straight from the tin. Gourmet!

 

[rainbowhouse]

I’m getting like that with WHEN.
When he….
When she….
When they….

Im like …. When are you going to stop being so basic, one dimensional and get your GCSE in English

Excuse me ladies, she’s a best selling author, don’t you know?!

 

[NiceCrumpet]

I bet Josh can make a mean red wine gravy. 3 bisto granules & a bottle of red

We all know they get their gravy at KFC and out anyone who might dare to waste it.

 

[Dickydoo123]

Tattlers I know what happened between Astrid, Simon and Judgey McJudgefuck Remember when they were last invited round and Rach wiped her bare fadge all over Astrids furniture? Well it was that day that it happened….

Josh: Get your shoes on Rach we need to leave
Rach: Why, I’m comfy here airing the flaps on the sofa
Josh: I’ve just been to the toilet and I saw something that has made me question our friendship with Simon
Rach: What is it Josh tell me quick otherwise I’ll horrifically vomit
Josh: It’s Simon, he’s not who we think he is. You know how we like to judge people on what’s in their fridge and shower cubicles? Well I noticed he had that Creed shower gel when we came last and I thought that’s weird he should’ve run out by now, so tested it
Rach: Go on ….
Josh: It’s Lynx Africa
Rach: duck off Josh are you kidding me? You best be kidding me because if that’s the case we can’t be friends with them
Josh: I know Rach, I’m as shocked as you are
And it gets worse Rach. They only have apples and bananas in their fruit bowl not dragon fruit or kumquat
Rach: Let’s get the duck out of this peasant hole 🏃🏼‍

And with that they returned to Patchwork Palace never to return to Astrids

 

[FridaK]

EVERYONE, please stop what you are doing .

We have a hun that is using their common sense over the ridiculous spinning hoover

She clearly must be a very unwell & POoR person. I hope Rachael has not be triggered to badly

 

[Sally Snarker]

She is in no position to judge food when her go to breakfast is a mcmuffin. I enjoy a Maccies BTW, but it's a double standard to then make assumptions about other's finances based on what they choose to eat. My parents, being of the wartime generation, enjoy a bit of spam. Spam salad, spam fritters, etc. My mum also thinks we should only eat 4oz meat on a roast coz that's what ration books said. Lol. Doesn't make her 'poor'. Wonder what Rach would make of my fave pudding - tinned peaches in syrup with evaporated milk followed by evaporated milk straight from the tin. Gourmet!

I LOOOOOOVE tinned peaches with tinned custard . Definitely poor people food
We never had much money growing up, so my mum made a lot of stuff from scratch (not sure it's much cheaper to do that now, but it was then)...i always had a homemade buttered scone in my lunch box instead of a chocolate bar, & often had homemade quiche, frozen peas & boiled potatoes for tea. We may have been 'poor', but we ate an awful lot better than the shite her kids get.
I've never once cried because we were too poor for Monster Munch.

EVERYONE, please stop what you are doing .

We have a hun that is using their common sense over the ridiculous spinning hoover

She clearly must be a very unwell & POoR person. I hope Rachael has not be triggered to badly

Getting blocked in 5...4...3...

 

[sallycinnamon84]

Some nights I just make the kids either beans on toast or scrambled egg on toast when we are close to shopping day and low on food. They enjoy it. Gotta have marmite on their toast and cheese on their beans I think that's still not a bad meal. We do have a roast dinner every Sunday. It's the only day through the week we can all sit together so its important to us and my husband always says he wants the kids to still come home when they're older even if it's for the roast potatoes and Yorkshire puds. I dont mind Bisto tbh but we will not tolerate frozen/ premade yorkie puds they are vile and nothing like the proper thing, coming from a Yorkshire lass

EVERYONE, please stop what you are doing .

We have a hun that is using their common sense over the ridiculous spinning hoover

She clearly must be a very unwell & POoR person. I hope Rachael has not be triggered to badly

Well said Ellie now prepare to be labelled a troll