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I am a police officer and I would NEVER suggest a victim follow her… how on earth would that help them to watch her flog meal boxes, belittle her husband and kids, buy endless amounts of shite, get drunk and cry about being bullied when she is so vile to others??!! These women need professional help and she ain’t it!! My job is HARD enough at the moment with so little faith in the police due to that scumbag without pointing vulnerable women to her bullshit and putting them at risk 🤦🏻‍♀️
 
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DipsyDoodle

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New thread title courtesy of @CabbageLegs 🎉🎉🎉 six bottles of fizzy cat's piss and a load of polyester tat from In The Style for you!

Last thread recap:
- Rachaele Hambleton is a massive CUNT
- she doesn't work either full or part time, and can't be arsed to parent her kids and step kids.
- Wilbert was still up at 9pm, stacking cushions and watching telly. What a surprise, seeing as he's never had anything like a routine in his life, and it's some "FML" content for Rachey. Sloshy Joshy seems to be unable to talk to his son, instead coming across like an awkward teenage uncle.
- Rancid Ramble time! She's got a 2 day hangover, she doesn't like drinking and she doesn't like the taste of alcohol 🙄 Newsflash Rach - NOBODY'S MAKING YOU DRINK IT! Even though she hates drinking and hates alcohol, she suggested shots. They went to a bar, with "really fit, stunning girls, grinding on poles". I bet they exited quickly in case Joyce started licking his lips and rubbing his thighs like an old perv 🤢
- the leak in Edie's room is caused by birds pecking holes in the roof, probably trying to get their revenge for Josh keeping their mates locked up in the garden.
- The drains are blocked, and Raq doesn't know the difference between white paint and raw sewage. South West Water came out and told her there's a 3m blockage 🤢 which may have come from the Patchwork Palace, or one of the neighbours.
- Isaac has lost his school shoes AND she's had to order a new nit comb, which was a tenner! So expensive! Luckily she's got all that PayPal cash knocking about, especially as she reckons she's probably spent nine grand on products over the years 👀
- she was supposed to have handed in the first draft of her next shit book on Friday but she didn't bother. She can't wait for Josh to get home from work because she's so anxious (that he's banging someone in the stationery cupboard) that she has to text him 200 times an hour. Couple goals right there 😬
- Instagram went down for a few hours, no doubt sending Rancho into a spin that she had wasted her ramble because she wasn't able to post her usual 7pm advert! Tattlers amused themselves by guessing what could be causing the blockage in the drains, suggestions included the PayPal money, the missing rescue chickens, Josh's sim card, Rach's forgotten drugs stash, gangsta granny, Josh's sobriety, Stabby Jo's knife, the cardboard desk, the pink sofa, the trampoline, Raq's knickers, the grease and fat from 12 million roast dinners, the gifted chicken coop, the guinea pigs, Josh's contour and fake tan, the dentist, Raq's pubes after Hannah shaved them for her.
- R complained to Emily about fire extinguishers at the launderette that don't match "her" colour scheme 🙄
- more content about the literal shower of shit on their driveway. It's so hilarious that she's added it as a highlight. Apparently the blockage was caused by wet wipes and the Hambleton-Marshall-etc clan don't use wet wipes, they use Cheeky Wipes (should that be #ad?), apart from all those times they've been spotted in the background, and that one time she was paid to advertise Lidl baby products and Edie pulled out an entire pack onto the floor, but other than that, they NEVER use wipes.
- Once again, slagging off Seb (probably because she knows he's a favourite of many Tattlers, and least likely to put up with her bullshit) for having his phone confiscated at school.
- she's set up a Patreon, and is promising writing and extra content. Ben the Bellend has helped her set it up, and they've done a podcast and a quiz. Rach babe, NOBODY CARES. You're dull as ditchwater, you've got absolutely nothing to talk about, stop fleecing your followers.
- Tallulah sent Raquel a series of texts about missing the bus, and worrying about being late for school. Instead of reassuring her anxiety ridden daughter, and offering to pick her up, Rancho didn't even bother replying, just screenshot the texts to share with her sheep.
- Emily has sorted the shelves at the launderette, along with EVERY SINGLE FUCKING THING ELSE while Rancid sits on her bony arse.
- More pissing about with Bellend Ben pretending to do a podcast. I'm not doing a full rundown because it was so unbelievably shit that I'd rather have Edward Scissorhands give me a cervical smear ✂ needless to say, it included another phone in from a hun and Raq being aggressive and bitchy. And she wants people to pay for this 🐂💩
- Tattlers mentioned that Isaac hasn't been seen in a while, and there he is, along with that "I love you, always forever" song (and a shit ton of Domino's boxes in the background, so much for the Gousto/veg box/fish box/insert other food subscription services that she says are so lush 🙄)
- looks like the Clampitts are being gifted a new telly from Sky. She could donate it to a refuge, or run a giveaway on her page, but my last tenner says it'll be going in the new lounge.
- Betsy was embarrassed by Josh dropping her at college and spoke to him like shit, again.
- Wilby's "winter wardrobe" is arriving, obviously all #gifted, because she loves small businesses so much that she can't put her hand in her pocket to actually support them.
- more text messages, this time from Seb asking to come home from school because he feels ill, with a resounding "no" from Ratshit. Never mind that she'd be up at the school to pick up one of her crotchfruit before you can say "gifted sheepers", he has a sore throat and WE ARE STILL IN A PANDEMIC. But it's ok because he's only got 3 hours left 🤷
- Raq's asking for recommendations for restaurants in Shoreditch, is another weekend away from the kids on the cards?
- Fuck me, yet another roast chicken 🐔
- Lula wants more piercings. Quick reminder that she's 12. Raq's response? "Can you just bath your brother please", clearly there's no bubble bath ad in the pipeline, which is the only reason Rancho will do it herself.
- Now she's sharing Josh's texts about birds, I wonder whether Albert knows his messages are being shared online?
- she played with Wilby stacking blocks again, they've clearly been told to play and interact with him more as he's had more attention in the last couple of weeks than in the other 2 years of his life
- maybe what we thought was Josh's role play of not knowing the kids' names isn't actually pretend, seeing as he keeps saying "oi" instead of using Wilbert's name.
- Raq's had a delivery from In The Style. No mention yet of whether it's gifted, but no doubt whatever's in there will be modelled in front of the giant mirror.
- parents of the year Rach & Joyce went out for a walk (only with Edie and Wiblet though, let's not be hasty, they don't want to be outnumbered by their kids). Josh looked like he had been dipped in Ronseal and playing with Raq's Iconic contouring kit again.
- a reshared post from Emily, sharing that a mate had been into the patchwork launderette, with a link to Raq's Patreon for "additional content".
- then a hun pointed out that it sounded like Wilberforce said "tree" which Raq herself hadn't noticed (too busy making sure she was capturing him on video), and she revealed that he hasn't said "mum" or "dad" yet, and rather than celebrate what he has said she's mad because it isn't about her 🤷
- after Tattlers saying that we haven't been treated to Gangsta Granny in ages, off they popped to her house. At least she got toys out and was trying to amuse him with them. Then he had 2 cakes (one for each hand). Rach said a couple of times "when you die..." like she's counting down to Ma Marshall popping her clogs.
- Despite Wilby absolutely hating having his hand held, he seemed to not mind holding Granny's. Shame Racquet hadn't noticed his shoelace was undone.
- A bit low on content as she shared random old videos, first one of Edie making a Tik-Tok, and then one of her having just reversed the car into a wall.
- Tattlers were a bit quick to praise Queen Lateetha for spending the weekend at home, as her and Sloshy Joshy headed off to London on the train. Quick reminder that this is the third weekend in a row that they've spent away from their kids 🙄 but they NEVER get any time away alone. Looks like PA Jo is with the kids, hope you're paying overtime for the weekend Rach!
- Emily did a post about domestic abuse awareness, and of course Rancid had to comment and make it about her.
- Turns out Racquet was in Laaandaaaan for the Refuge 50th anniversary, strange how she took her husband instead of one or both of the other directors of the CIC 🤔
- FINALLY, 19 months after the start of the Covid-19 pandemic and related lockdowns and restrictions, Raq has managed to share some information about the domestic abuse rates during that time (that charities and organisations all over the UK were sharing from the beginning).
- Rancid and PC Titwank weren't back in time for Monday morning breakfast, as Wilbert was treated to a McDonald's by PA Jo.
- She's clearly back on the abuse bandwagon, reposting endless messages about how amazing she is, how she inspired everyone to leave abusive partners, a letting agent kissing her arse, she's had "hundreds" apparently. Shame you haven't paid so much attention to all those that reach out for help, eh? Some hun has ordered a Tesco shop to be delivered to the launderette (let's not mention the fact that Rancho could have donated one of her own FREEBIE shops), so someone else spent the cash, Emily will be the one sorting it out, yet Rancid gets the praise and credit?
- oh and she's home, quick game of stacking cushions with Wilbert (sped up so we can't hear her inane whining at him).
- I haven't got time to listen to the dots of death right now so will put them for the next thread ✌



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ShaWei

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Haven’t read a thing yet on this latest thread. Just wanted to say I’ve been in a dreadful position tonight and needed to help someone and I had no idea what to do. The wiki links have been a Godsend. Thanks so much @DipsyDoodle
 
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FridaK

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I am glad I asked now as you are all on the same page as me. I’m always wary about asking about parenting as I do understand that everyone is different, but clearly we’ve all got the same practices over every day things.

Yesterday I read some of the comments under her post of Seb. There were numerous followers saying that their kids were also always in trouble at school. Some even blaming school for being to strict or petty. I felt really sad as it shouldn’t be like that. Teachers don’t discipline kids for fun. It takes time out of their day that could be spent on the kids that do behave and want to learn. But these huns seemed to think it was all funny. All Rachael said was basically it didn’t matter about school because Seb was kind etc (usual shit.) But it does matter. It matters to all the other disrupted kids, just trying to get through the day with no problems.

When you look at this family, you see Seb going nowhere with his education, he’s nearly 16 and it’s not funny to act so immaturely. Betsy lying in bed at 17 sleeping off another night drinking. Lula bouncing around chaotically from school to school with nails, piercings and bleached hair at 12 years old and a desire to be noticed at all costs. Wibble going through God knows what and absent Issac. Little Edie standing there holding the best hope of normality.

They are the problem. Rachael, Josh and everyone like them. When the majority of us are trying to get it right, they revel in getting it wrong without shame or concern to how much it costs us as a country and how many other kids are missing out because theirs are problematic. Then there she is again, reiterating what I think and am annoyed about by ignoring those calls. Really burns my brain.
 
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I believe her that she was watching Maid and suddenly both her and Betsy could remember things that never happened because I watched Jaws at the weekend and I suddenly remembered that I used to be a shark! The Coastguard called me and told me I had literally made them change the way they patrol the sea. I cried so hard no tears came out of the sides of my eyes, then I had to wipe them away and I looked like something from the film Avatar 😐
 
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Swarley

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Yesterday I read some of the comments under her post of Seb. There were numerous followers saying that their kids were also always in trouble at school. Some even blaming school for being to strict or petty. I felt really sad as it shouldn’t be like that. Teachers don’t discipline kids for fun. It takes time out of their day that could be spent on the kids that do behave and want to learn. But these huns seemed to think it was all funny. All Rachael said was basically it didn’t matter about school because Seb was kind etc (usual shit.) But it does matter. It matters to all the other disrupted kids, just trying to get through the day with no problems.
THANK YOU. I was so angry reading through the comments on that post. I’m a secondary school teacher. On the face of it, what Seb said sounds trivial, although we have to take into account the fact that we’re only getting his version. However, all the huns laughing about it and saying things like “how could any teacher be mad at him?” obviously don’t realise just how bloody exhausting disruptive behaviour is, no matter how low level, how unfair it is on the kids who do the right things day in, day out, or just how much pressure teachers are under at the moment. Especially with the Y11s - we’re expecting to get amazing results out of them regardless of the chaos of the last 2 years. It might seem like an overreaction from that teacher, sending him to iso because he said “I’m not Usain Bolt”. But let’s think about the potential context of that. The teacher will have planned that test to take place on that day, in that lesson. They will need to mark it in a very short space of time, probably because there’s a data drop due soon. That teacher will be under pressure to ensure that Seb achieves his target grade. That teacher is accountable for his progress, no matter how little work Seb puts in. It all comes back to the teacher. So that’s probably why, when that teacher saw that he wasn’t finished with his test, they told him to hurry up, and why they weren’t at all impressed by his shitty “I’m not Usain Bolt” remark. It probably just tipped them over the edge at the end of what has been a really tough half term for us all.
 
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Dog mama

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Last night I found out my 14 year old who is suffering bad with her brother leaving and school etc has self harmed in the last few months! She is heading to the doctors tomorrow and I’m torn because I’m working a new job and can’t get time off luckily my mum is amazing and is taking my daughter and my daughter wants that as she thinks she will open up more

Right now showing my face on my
Teams meeting without crying is a job in itself now considering all the hints of “behind the scenes issues with wilby and Lula” we have had I find it hard to comprehend the fact she actually can afford to take this time out to be with them and she isn’t! I also could not be swanning off right now as my daughter needs me nor could I come on stories for shits and giggles and share this to everyone and more and then model some shit clothes

Sorry for the rant I’m just finding parenting fucking hard while pied piper over there is having a whale of a time
 
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Dickydoo123

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Fucking gravy again 😖🙄 I mean it’s a good colour this week but fuck me even The Borrowers would have more gravy than that 🤦🏼‍♀️ Look Josh, I’ve marked all the areas where you could’ve at least LET THE PLATE SEE THE GRAVY!!!! 🤷🏼‍♀️ Where I’m from you’d be shot man, Jesus Christ.
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Barnaby

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I am a DV ‘survivor’ one who brought into her lies and spent years contributing via PayPal. I still follow her on fb, just for shits and giggles!!

Her post last night was deeply triggering, no warning. I spent the evening having massive panic attacks and suffering with anxiety.

While her stories aren’t true, the guilt I feel at what my kids witnessed is, her post last night brought it all back. Not that it ever goes, but I can push it to the back of my mind, So that I can function.
 
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Dinnerbag

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I miss a night and have to catch up and find that dipsy really is poor in the head not liking gravy. I don’t onow
If I’ve said this before but the week before payday we have a tea of freezer tapas, where I get all the left overs I’ve bagged up, warm it all up, cook a shit load of chips, pop it in bowls on the table and we all help ourselves, the kids love it…or another good one is freezer roulette, where I get all the half emptied bags of stuff and use it all up, kids might end up with 4 chips, 6 seasoned wedges, a hash brown, spring rolls, a couple of fish fingers and a few chicken nuggets. If that makes me poor so what, there’s no waste.
 
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Aunt Sally

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Her services to domestic abuse warriors is comparable to Fred West’s services to the building trade.
 
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I’m going to tell “my” victims to follow you?

Sorry but what the actual fuck? Writing to yourself again Rachealeeeeeee?
I'm sorry but 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Is this like the time a 'GP' made a leaflet to give to new mums about go and follow PTWM?
or the time she worked alongside a top brain surgeon designing a helmet?
Or how about the one when there was a fatal accident that she witnessed and rung the retrospective families, even though the police were there?
Or how about police taking DV more serious thanks to Queen R involvement?
🤥🤥🤥🤥🤥
 
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Dickydoo123

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Why is she making out she was invited like a VIP to this event? The tickets were on open sale and Tina Turner Musical has been running for a while now, I know as I wanted to book to take my mum pre-Covid. They teamed with Refuge for their 50th anniversary on that day so £3 from each ticket sale went to the charity. There was no VIP invite 🥴🤣

Josh is as bad. A serving police officer who has financially benefited from her grift with misused PayPal money, he knows she makes up these messages pretending to be professionals and allowed his ex wife’s breakdown be used as a source of entertainment. How he allows her to double down on this saviour act is disgraceful 😡
 
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Dorothy-redshoes

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I'm pretty sure police officers have a certain route to take when dealing with and signposting domestic victims... Rachel scambleton from Devon and her Instagram page isn't one of them!!! If a police officer told me to search someone on Instagram I would feel absolutely gobsmacked and heartbroken that they aren't taking me seriously.
Shes off her fucking rocker!!! Your crappy made up Facebook posts aren't going to cut it this time sweetheart 🤷‍♀️
 
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DozyWebster

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I may be off topic here because I can’t keep up with you trolls tattlers 🙈🙈 I’m only up to Tuesday!!

Anyway… I’ve read somewhere about people being confused about her timeline., so I come across E’s dads Facebook. I’m now so confused too. There’s photos of T & B as far back as 2011, so this would make T 1.5/2 years old & B 6/7 years old. They look like they had a lovely little life with E’s dad.. family holidays, days out and looks like he made a lot of time for them. So what is confusing is how come T holds so much anxiety from her traumatic past. I don’t know about you but I can’t remember anything from when I was 2.
i genuinely believe that this trauma has been projected onto T and that she’s doesn’t have any genuine memories of the bad stuff that happened on either side - it’s all come from R.
 
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Dog mama

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You know what I love about you guys! You can post a deep post and so many comment back but then in between someone posts about Rach meeting David Attenborough and I’m howling laughing because you know what Rach I can’t fuck off for fun but I’ve got my tattle circle to keep me smiling xx
 
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CarterSxo

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Trigger warning- Domestic violence

Mixed emotions after watching the dots of death earlier today, I went into it thinking “oh here we go 🙄” but I actually ended up in tears myself, only real ones..

The stories she told of Betsy’s memories could’ve been my own, practically word for word. My mum was in a domestic violence relationship with my “step dad” for around 7 years (13/14 years if you count the times she went back to him). I still have vivid memories from being about 3/4 onwards of the phone wires being ripped out of the front of the house so the police couldn’t be called, or the threats to burn the house down with us locked inside, and I still remember being in the women’s refuge.

My heart goes out to the girls if they have these memories because it’s something that never leaves you, even at 28 I still get fear in the pit of my stomach if I hear men shouting, or violent drunks; and I’ve had anxiety for as long as I can remember.

There will be so many women and men who hear her story and have the same memories and it saddens me so much that she’s basically cashing in on it. It’s easy to not see her inconsistencies and lies when you’re watching with emotion, and I really do hope that one day she has her comeuppance.
 
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