Tattlers I know what happened between Astrid, Simon and Judgey McJudgefuck
Remember when they were last invited round and Rach wiped her bare fadge all over Astrids furniture? Well it was that day that it happened….
Josh: Get your shoes on Rach we need to leave
Rach: Why, I’m comfy here airing the flaps on the sofa
Josh: I’ve just been to the toilet and I saw something that has made me question our friendship with Simon
Rach: What is it Josh tell me quick otherwise I’ll horrifically vomit
Josh: It’s Simon, he’s not who we think he is. You know how we like to judge people on what’s in their fridge and shower cubicles? Well I noticed he had that Creed shower gel when we came last and I thought that’s weird he should’ve run out by now, so tested it
Rach: Go on ….
Josh: It’s Lynx Africa
Rach:
duck off Josh are you kidding me? You best be kidding me because if that’s the case we can’t be friends with them
Josh: I know Rach, I’m as shocked as you are
And it gets worse Rach. They only have apples and bananas in their fruit bowl not dragon fruit or kumquat
Rach: Let’s get the
duck out of this peasant hole 🏃🏼
And with that they returned to Patchwork Palace never to return to Astrids