This is a stressful time for the Jolly Old Oaf…only two days until he returns to Disney Springs to gorge on the cookie, cake and sugar bomb coffee of the month …don’t worry he will have his invisible bag with him to take the leftovers for later..everyone’s on pins and needles waiting to see him use his brute strength to break open a cookie to show the camera ,…then wheeze as he waddles over to chase it down with more treats at other venues …don’t forget the pup cakes which we all know he eats at 2am in a drunken stupor ….so get out your XXXL gaudy tit , the latest hat to shill for grandma Maria, extra polygrip for those choppers and let’s go do this !