I had to read it twice???Me and my assistant at the gym ohhh my lord
Exactly assistant but she is still so unorganisedI had to read it twice???
An assistant?!!
First of all...she doesn't need a bloody assistant
And secondly...She's had an assistant this whole time and she's still so unorganised apparently!???
“I need a free place to stay for a few days. Hit me up. Only if it’s aesthetically pleasing, no shitholes. Mwah”Can’t the assistant find her somewhere dog friend to stay and write her book? Surly that’s the exactly sort of thing an assistant should do? But I guess she won’t get it for free if she just books it.
and leaving her children again.
The corpsing when he gets to “everyone knows where you live”
Remind you of anyone?
It’s so obvious isn’t it?“I need a free place to stay for a few days. Hit me up. Only if it’s aesthetically pleasing, no shitholes. Mwah”
re wrote that for you, Cat.
Why can’t people see though this yet! I
They’ve all been at it YEARS, begging for freebies under the “can anyone recommend” bollocks!
And what’s the book on, My guess is sobriety. A “comedic” look at that. Or ADHD.
They all saw MOD and FOD asking for kitchen appliance recommendations and the Miele washer and dryer suddenly appearing as a “gift” and never got over wanting a slice of the action themselves.It’s so obvious isn’t it?
Peak "couples therapy" language...Oh god talk about cringe with that letter she supposedly left for her husband to say thanks for letting her have ‘space’ to go to the gym.
careful if she’s trying to do a Rooney & ID tattlersIt was on stories, sorry I should have screenshot!