Yes, how plebeian of him! No self-respecting, upwardly mobile socialite would have stayed with him.
Niomi Smart #9 Self love from above. Is she a loon? No it's the moon.
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Does she really?
Audrey Hepburn wouldn't want to be close friends with a nazi sympathizer.
I think she likes Lily Collins because she thinks she looks like her!
I don’t really get the whole trend of barre classes. Every influencer I’ve seen recording themselves doing it are just terrible at it. Like Niomi right there, she’s not even turning out her hips, legs or ankles at all! What’s the point?
She's showing us what a super varied fitness freak she is!! Her yoga form is shocking and she thinks she's going to be a teacher................excuse my mirth. 
To be fair, not everyone can turn out properly. Doesn’t mean you can’t do barre. Most instructors just tell you to turn out as much as you physically and safely can. It’s still an awesome workout.
But if she’s all about the 24/7 yoga, surely that would naturally improve her turnout? I mean, I can sympathise, I can’t do “proper” ballet anymore due to injuries, but at least I try during barre exercises. The Anna Edit is the same, she rolls right over her ankles, looking like she’s about to tit herself when she’s shown a time lapse of her barre class. That’s not being unable to turnout, it’s just poor technique.
Sorry, it’s just an absolute bugbear of mine! If we wanted to see a proper barre routine, Niomi, we’d look at Yasmine Naghdi.
Sorry, it’s just an absolute bugbear of mine! If we wanted to see a proper barre routine, Niomi, we’d look at Yasmine Naghdi.
Her yoga form is poor as well though. I posted a pic a few pages back of her downward dog. It’s more about being seen to be doing the workouts than actually doing them and doing them properly for her
Seems like barre.What even was that exercise?Looked like a curtsey lunge with some form of leg kick/dance move?
Her push up / burpee form is also terrible. She sinks in the middle like a melted pudding.
It's always bothered me that she only compliments other women by calling them gorgeous/beautiful/stunning. It's the first thing she says about any girl who appears in her vlogs, the only thing she can say about any celebrity she likes, and her hero is Audrey Hepburn because she's "absolutely beautiful". Then again her grandmother congratulated her running a marathon by toasting that she looked amazing doing it so she was clearly raised in an environment where looks = everything.
It's always bothered me that she only compliments other women by calling them gorgeous/beautiful/stunning. It's the first thing she says about any girl who appears in her vlogs, the only thing she can say about any celebrity she likes, and her hero is Audrey Hepburn because she's "absolutely beautiful". Then again her grandmother congratulated her running a marathon by toasting that she looked amazing doing it so she was clearly raised in an environment where looks = everything.
yeh remember that cringe video of him asking her as. he clearly has 0 imaginatioand even askedthe same one twice
Not sure if anyone’s interested but this was the response from The University Arms! Basically a fob off to say it’s within the rules.
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Mind you, despite her law degree, I can't see her being called to the 'barre' any time soon.
hahahahaha I'm DEAD! So funny!
Btw I don't think she cares if she is doing the exercise correctly when she posts it on her stories. All she cares about is if she looks good (like her cringey hand stand video). Also she always makes sure she tags the studio she is exercising at and says how "paaahfect" and "absolutely amazing" the class was, so they give her more FREEBIES!
Good luck to them but I highly doubt their bookings increased after her visit. Unprecedented difficult times but using influencers just doesn't quite cut it.
'I have gone for this puffer jacket'....
Which also seems to be the most expensive item available - https://www.allbirds.co.uk/products/womens-trino-puffer
£250! £250!!!!!!!
Imagine a life/home filled with RANDOM items that you didn't choose Smells you didn't pick. Food you didn't mull over, an abnegation of choice. Out in a shop and not buying something just in case it was going to be gifted-what a ludicrous way to live.
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