Niomi Smart #9 Self love from above. Is she a loon? No it's the moon.

[milanolo]

I am the girl “ thatweirdintrovert” and the other profile “oncewasblindbutnowisee is also mine but I didn’t want to comment this harsh with my private profile cause I was sure that she will block thatweirdintrovert and the comment anyways. So I never said that I saw her lol I live in Vienna, Austria ( also sorry for my English but i love this forum and wanted to join)
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"Lol sorry I couldn't. I was too busy social distancing and respecting COVID rules."

Too much?

 

[Jd5841]

I followed Niomi casually for years and came across this addictive forum when she and Joe broke up. I can't stop reading . But I had no plans to comment, here or directly to her, until those flat party pictures. I am a doctor, from the UK but now live in New Zealand. Most of my best friends are working on the front line of this pandemic. I have no idea when I will be able to see my family again. Most importantly, people are dying. Watching her flaunt the rules repeatedly is just too much. She is, whether she likes it or not, a person of influence. If she really must break the rules, don't post it to over a million people. Many of whom are young, impressionable and idolise her.

I have not only finally unfollowed her but also reported her to the police. As far as I am concerned this is the right course of action and the best way of protecting the people I love. Certainly more so than sending her a message directly, she clearly does not take constructive feedback.

 

[Lalisa]

Both Niomi and Anna are beautiful women.

At the end of the day we still don't know what happened to cause Niomi and Joe to split... by all accounts it was his decision and she was blindsided. To prematurely congratulate him on "upgrading" is poor form. We shouldn't be dragging women down.

Let's not even get into the double standards of people shaming Niomi for travelling to Cambridge during a Tier 2 lockdown when this chick went all the way to Dorset (going by her IG... not seeing much mask wearing on her account either but are we just criticising Niomi for this?)

I'm by no means a fan of Niomi's recent content but I think she's hurting and a bit lost. We've all been there. I'm waiting for the other shoe to drop and her to have a full emotional breakdown. I feel it's coming...

 

[Mr.Mistoffelees]

A fellow dumpee

 

[lilamay]

What's up with her claiming to be rAnDoM all of a sudden? Nothing is random about her, she re-films and edits this shit to within an inch of its life. The randomest thing that happened on her channel was the gleambot glitch.

No one:
Absolutely no one:
Dimbobs:

 

[judgejohndeed]

These guys get it

 

[palmer]

List of people Niomi has met up with (in person without wearing a mask) since the breakup:

1. Her mom, Verity
2. Her stepdad, Paul
3. Her little sister, Daisy May
4. Her grandma, Terrina
5. Terrina's husband, Ian
6. Her cousin, Holly Smart
7. Her best friend, Charlotte (who, bonus point, is a NURSE)
8. Kelly Eastwood (aka the London Chatter, her new landlord)
9. Rosanna Falconer
10. Rosanna's husband
11. Venetia La Manna
12. Sarah Ann Macklin
13. Caggie Dunlop
14. Camilla Elphick
15. Lauren Clark (her Gleam manager)
16. (her other Gleam manager)
17. Bradley Simmonds (muscle guy)
18. The mysterious new guy she's gone on dates with (maybe multiple guys?)
19. Amelia Liana
20. Georgia Luisa Allegra Meramo (her photographer)

Not to mention:

1. hairdresser
2. facialist
3. yoga instructor
4. pilates instructor
5. clairvoyant, etc...

And most of these people she has seen multiple times EACH.

Please feel free to quote this post and add anyone I'm missing

 

[Lionsden]

She may very well be truthful about being happy and over it, but that just proves it was never that deep with Joe and never really loved him.

Aside from being traumatized, as she said, Niomi seemed almost relieved to be back in her old life. A beautiful apartment, lots of freebies and pampering, having meals and drinks all over the place with other posh people. While the lockdown in the Woodwards' guest house may have been somewhat romantic, Niomi seemed really pissed off at having to share that tiny boys' squat with Joe and the brother. She may have loved Joe mainly for the image of what he represented for her, a handsome guy from a good family, who worships her, does nice things for her, and gives her the perfect princess life, lavish wedding, attractive children, and everything else. When life was suddenly not so glamorous with Joe, this probably really rubbed her the wrong way. She wasn't with him for better or worse, only for better and better. She didn't seem to miss a beat when she left him and went back to her shallow influencer's life. And, as insincere and unlikable as she is, that life suits her so much better. Joe may have looked a bit dumb and boring at times, but that may be because he didn't put on a show for the camera. When he recommended a book (like The Underground Railroad) you knew he had actually read it, while Niomi would call herself " a bit of a bookworm" and laugh that creepily brainless laugh of hers when she had read a few pages of something on a couple of days that year. She's superficial and they weren't well suited.

 

[Dearreader]

I am taking note of every single brand she works with and writing an email telling them why I will no longer be purchasing their products if they continue to send PR and use her to promote their products while she break rules durning a global pandemic.

I will also be attaching proof in my emails. If you are outraged too please consider doing the same. She is not above the rules.

She can ignore Instagram comments.

She cannot ignore hundreds of emails to the company's who line her pockets, possibly refusing to work with her (if we generate enough noise)

 

[Over_this]

Well I’m officially done with her.

I keep thinking of the immortal words of Nikki Grahame from Big Brother: “Who IS she?!”

She is just someone whose boyfriend was a YouTuber and she jumped on the bandwagon.

Why do I want to watch her videos on skincare when I can watch dermatologists on YouTube?

Why do I want to watch her yoga stories when I can be inspired by Yoga with Adriene?

Why do I want to replicate her 3 calorie bean burgers and develop an unhealthy relationship with food?

So yeah - who is she? She’s no-one I can learn from, that’s for sure.

She’s just matcha / yoga / selfie / gifted wellness product, on a loop. She has no substance and no intelligence. I can’t believe I have invested so much time in her over the years.

Thanks for all the discussions with everyone on here, it’s been a blast, you are all awesome!

I left her with a parting comment before I go.

Bye!

 

[judgejohndeed]

Both her mum and grandma seem concerned with appearances. I can see how it would rub off on Dimbobs.

My mum has always told me never to be friends with women because they're competition And that I have to get breast implants to find a husband. So yeah, I'm way too obsessed with my appearance because I've always been told it's my only worth.

So I guess this is why Niomi doesn't have a personality because she's been focused on her appearance her whole life. Even her "hobbies" are all superficial... yoga, skincare, healthy eating. It's all connected to her appearance.

Sorry to go off topic but I see your posts a lot and you’re funny and nice, it sounds like you have an interesting life from what you’ve said and you’d be interesting to talk to. I’m sorry your mum has made you feel that way, but your appearance is not your only worth!

 

[LucilleBluth]

Genuinely don't understand why she can't have two days alone at home, does she hate her own company that much?

I think you hit the nail on the head. She can’t sit still because she’s running from her emotions. So many “busy” people I know do this.

 

[coriander]

So, some IG posts. Any film recommendations for her??

How to be single
He's just not that into you

 

[openbook1]

FYI, for anyone wondering. The tweet from Guy Hollis is real. Nice to see who Niomi spends time with... yikes.

FYI, for anyone wondering. The tweet from Guy Hollis is real. Nice to see who Niomi spends time with... yikes.

Also, I don't care that it is from 2014. Anyone high school age and above who has studied history or...just has morals, knows you never say shit like that. Even if you are "joking."

 

[Tshads404]

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Although I previously said this wasn’t the guy I saw her with, he actually ticks all the boxes from what I remember having just seen this “accidental” post?!

Excellent Rule breaking too.

If this is the same Guy Hollis (Twitter avatar is the same as Insta), this is sus.......

 

[romansalad]

She's gone to more places in a month during pandemic than I have when there was no covid

 

[mg95]

They started off at the same time as the rest of the Brit Crew and come from a rich father but Jack and Finn have literally dedicated their lives to fighting climate change and promoting sustainability. They regularly protest and Jack even got arrested last year. Finn’s also got extensive academic knowledge about environmentally sustainable architecture, just starting his Masters at Cambridge.... Imagine Niomi in conversation with them. Talking about self care and her salt lamp and getting gifted weekends with the new range rover.

 

[BigQueenEnergy]

I'm going to go against the grain here. I don't think she's faking it. I think she's genuinely happy.

She's an incredibly fortunate woman with a great support network. She basically got handed a beautiful apartment in a nice area, she sees her family and friends every day, her work is doing well, she's started a yoga course, she's sent gifts all the time. Who wouldn't be happy!?

Joe wasn't abusive and he didn't cheat on her, so she has no trauma to work through. She's financially secure and has her own friends, so it's easy for her to walk away unscathed.

In my last breakup, he was cheating on me, I lost my job, I couldn't find a new apartment so I was stuck in the one we shared, I had zero friends and my family was in a different country. I had nothing and no one. It took me YEARS to get back on my feet because I had to do it all alone.

Niomi is a very lucky and privileged woman. A break up isn't going to be as hard for her because she had a good life before Joe. She's slipped right back into it.

I think this proves why it's so important for women especially to have their own income and support group because when things go to shit, your life remains the same.

 

[judgejohndeed]

Eh its a comment section, I don't see anything vicious or nasty, its just observations, and its her mom, so what? Personally I wouldn't even bother but its not as nefarious as people are making up to be here.

I think saying ‘you raised your daughter to think she’s better than everyone else’ is unnecessarily vicious, to be honest? And it all adds to influencers whining about this site because it’s being spoken about here so they’ll think it’s us when most of us just come to moan here and don’t leave comments

 

[Shutterbug99]

So, some IG posts. Any film recommendations for her??

A rainy day in New York. Too soon?