You know you’ve failed in life when you unironically start taking advice from your tea bags.
It’s also pathetic how she thinks this is some sort of sign or special advice for her…literally ANYONE who buys that same brand of tea will get a message.
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It’s also pathetic how she thinks this is some sort of sign or special advice for her…literally ANYONE who buys that same brand of tea will get a message.
OMggg that's spot on, I couldn't figure out what's wrong with this picture, yes!
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I don't buy fancy tea like that haha but that made me laugh, so true!! Lately my favorite has been this and I'm up to 2 cups a day now lol. #rebelYou know you’ve failed in life when you unironically start taking advice from your tea bags.
It’s also pathetic how she thinks this is some sort of sign or special advice for her…literally ANYONE who buys that same brand of tea will get a message.
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Niomi Smart #79 She likes to spend time all by herself, but for £222 Niomi will be your very best friend
Niomi Smart #79 She likes to spend time all by herself, but for £222 Niomi will be your very best friend
Is this her paywalled content or her free content?
To pay for seeing a tea bag quote...wow just wow much sense much wow so much digital creation
If you ask her she'd probably claim that now you don't have to buy the tea to read the tag, so she's actually already saving you money
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Niomi Smart #79 Spill the Yogi Tea, preferably all over your mandalas and The Rothko's (sic)
Niomi Smart #79 Spill the Yogi Tea, preferably all over your mandalas and The Rothko's (sic)
Maybe there'll be a founders bonus and each month and a founders only draw to be sent her used teabags.
£222 well spent I'm sure you'll all agree.
I went to have a nosey and notice she's enabled it so you can choose to pay more than £222, witch aint getting my credit card.
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There's *literally* no limit on how much you can give her.
I typed in 9 until it said give her infinity (per year)
£222 well spent I'm sure you'll all agree.
I went to have a nosey and notice she's enabled it so you can choose to pay more than £222, witch aint getting my credit card.
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There's *literally* no limit on how much you can give her.
I typed in 9 until it said give her infinity (per year)
Omg so true, it’s the puffy face and puffy lips
What a good ‘influencer’, influencing young girls to start young on the fillers, botox and microneedling, put all your time and energy into trying to preserve your average looks instead of developing your mind. In fact she promotes rotting your mind with vapid meaningless nonsense, pseudo spirituality, and of course becoming the personality of the man you date and revolve your life around.
This is so dumb & irrelevant, but every time someone mentions her “founders” tier, all I can think about is the freaking Founders Ball from vampire diaries
She doesn't fully influence people to get aesthetic treatment since she's pretend to be all natural lol.Omg so true, it’s the puffy face and puffy lips
What a good ‘influencer’, influencing young girls to start young on the fillers, botox and microneedling, put all your time and energy into trying to preserve your average looks instead of developing your mind. In fact she promotes rotting your mind with vapid meaningless nonsense, pseudo spirituality, and of course becoming the personality of the man you date and revolve your life around.
"Founders." 
How infantilizing. She thinks throwing a buzzword out there is enough to incentivize people to fork over money? That she doesn't even have to try, and just momentarily stroking people's ego is enough?
(Well, maybe her followers are dumb enough lol... but still...)
How infantilizing. She thinks throwing a buzzword out there is enough to incentivize people to fork over money? That she doesn't even have to try, and just momentarily stroking people's ego is enough?
(Well, maybe her followers are dumb enough lol... but still...)
Well, at least she got some learnings out of her last relationship - how to run online financial gimmicks.
If the paywalled content strategy works out, then she truly is special and universe cares about her. In the last couple of years her content was lacking substance and structure so it’s ballsy to try and charge for it. Interested to see how it goes
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'Money, money, money'- Substack honey- trap!
'Money, money, money'- Substack honey- trap!
Is there any way to claim the Substack subscription back if the person you've subscribed to doesn't deliver any promised content?
Just a general question, it's a pure coincidence that I'm asking this in Dim's thread... or is it?
Just a general question, it's a pure coincidence that I'm asking this in Dim's thread... or is it?
I’m not sure on this. Unless there’s a written agreement of how much they’re going to post, if they only do a few posts and you were expecting more, I’m not sure there’s any comeback. And without legal definition of what ‘personal insights and reflections’ actually are, I don’t know how the quality of those (snigger) could be questioned.
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