Oh wait, so it was on this post she said it's been a reflective week! I knew I had read it!
God, yes, now she loves the mountains and the cold. LOL.
Niomi Smart #78 In London, out Lordon
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God, yes, now she loves the mountains and the cold. LOL.
I wish she had paywalled the nude pictures of her and Lordon, that would have made sense.Sorry, but who the duck actually pays for a substack of an influencer? There are so so so many influencers out there (the market is beyond oversaturated at this point) who put content out for free, why would you pay for hers? She's not special, she doesn't do anything unique. How far into a parasocial relationship or chronically online do you have to be to pay money for this?
It's actually 1 comment and 2-3 likes, her comment doesn't count as one
I'm loving how this is going to unravel, everybody here is 100% on the money for how this will crumble in two months when she realizes it's just not taking off. She was crying from gratefulness to see women sign-up the day of the "launch" but she's probably butt-hurt that nobody cares enough to comment, and, let's face it, overwhelmed by now having to "create" "content" for yet another separate platform. And about the Bali/engagement ring pictures, here is how it goes in her head: "oh darn, I'm so BIUDIFUL in that picture but I'm wearing the ring...on the other hand, I'm tan: Post!"
I give it exactly two weeks until she starts complaining about London weather and post tit about chasing the sun etc. She's already feeling it but refraining to post about it because then people would ask even more questions about Bali and Lordon.
I give it exactly two weeks until she starts complaining about London weather and post tit about chasing the sun etc. She's already feeling it but refraining to post about it because then people would ask even more questions about Bali and Lordon.
She keeps posting pictures with her engagement ring so of course people are confused, and when they ask about Jamie they get chewed up by the Broke Tribe...
She's probably still so smug about her paywall, it's okay Nims, you enjoy having 2 people follow you on your journey before they cancel their 30 day free trial. She must be reading here now, refreshing the page to see how she "got us" lol, because she's a complete control freak. Don't worry Niomi the stuff you just posted on your IG is just as embarrassing as always, so looks like you're not censoring yourself too much after all.
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The jumpscares on the Nims and Lordon threads are hitting me hard lol
why am I always drinking something when reading this thread lolthat phrasing is so funny 'gone with the winds back to Ireland'
he was just a wisp of air, a fart you may say, in Nim's journey
Omg are people actually paying to read the nonsensical ramblings of someone who has an extremely poor grasp of her own native language? Noooo I hate it here
Don't worry it won't last, she's legit posting this for like 1-2 people, there's no way her ego will allow that to continue.
I think everyone has a free month at the moment. I doubt many people will stick around after that!
Btw I didn’t mean you guys are paying I mean the bright sparks 
or whatever she calls them (gullible fools)
or whatever she calls them (gullible fools)Niomi probably got this advice from her 
Wealth Management Meeting "well just use this big platform of Tattle as the enemy and your reason to get paid to post what you post!" its like they are trying to sell a new religion or something. Please, I started watching her years ago, like the food content as plant based was something I really had interest in, but she just morphed into something else. She blocked me for liking a comment on her IG ages ago- my personal account, so here I am now.
And it's more than okay to disagree with your best friend, your partner or parent, or someone you watch online. It's the discussion that follows that can bring some critical thinking to both parties, she refuses to do that with her audience. It's one way or the highway, she's not loose and squiggly as she pretends, she's rigid. Brute force. Censorship. *Love and light - pay up*
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Lol her Barley leftover friends
dont scroll down if you're eating!
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Sorry @judgejohndeed I added that bottom bit with scary pictures after you liked me post, apologies!
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Also lol wow she's legit trying to use the International Women's Day to make $$$$$$ of her newsletter, Nims you're a cold calculating something, that's for sure.
Wealth Management Meeting "well just use this big platform of Tattle as the enemy and your reason to get paid to post what you post!" its like they are trying to sell a new religion or something. Please, I started watching her years ago, like the food content as plant based was something I really had interest in, but she just morphed into something else. She blocked me for liking a comment on her IG ages ago- my personal account, so here I am now.And it's more than okay to disagree with your best friend, your partner or parent, or someone you watch online. It's the discussion that follows that can bring some critical thinking to both parties, she refuses to do that with her audience. It's one way or the highway, she's not loose and squiggly as she pretends, she's rigid. Brute force. Censorship. *Love and light - pay up*
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Lol her Barley leftover friends
dont scroll down if you're eating!
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Sorry @judgejohndeed I added that bottom bit with scary pictures after you liked me post, apologies!
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Also lol wow she's legit trying to use the International Women's Day to make $$$$$$ of her newsletter, Nims you're a cold calculating something, that's for sure.
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Might be true of the one business she oversees, and those six blueberries, not so true about every other aspect of her life.
Well heeeello guys! 2 weeks went by so fast! we still have 2 days of travel to go back home, with a pause in between boats and planes and I already started reading the pages I missed and I'm like
Paying 222$ for her to share with me her thoughts and exclusive photos!? photos of her staring at the mooooon
Oh moooooon!! I can't with this girl!! 
Paying 222$ for her to share with me her thoughts and exclusive photos!? photos of her staring at the mooooon
Oh moooooon!! I can't with this girl!! 
Has she confused ‘reverence for’ with ‘reference to’?Niomi probably got this advice from her
And it's more than okay to disagree with your best friend, your partner or parent, or someone you watch online. It's the discussion that follows that can bring some critical thinking to both parties, she refuses to do that with her audience. It's one way or the highway, she's not loose and squiggly as she pretends, she's rigid. Brute force. Censorship. *Love and light - pay up*
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Lol her Barley leftover friends
dont scroll down if you're eating!
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Sorry @judgejohndeed I added that bottom bit with scary pictures after you liked me post, apologies!
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Also lol wow she's legit trying to use the International Women's Day to make $$$$$$ of her newsletter, Nims you're a cold calculating something, that's for sure.
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Happy International Women's Day fellow kundalinis!
Today's newsletter is free, lots of good stuff in it 
Today's newsletter is free, lots of good stuff in it
Without a doubt the monkey is cuter and a better life coachAwwww I like this smile better...gorgeous eyes too
Definitely. Cute Monkey looks like it has a lot more life experience and golden nuggets of wisdom than Jamie White will ever have
Seriously, a truly genuine creature. Nims has a lot of gall talking about trusting your intuition when she dates the lousiest men ever these days.Definitely. Cute Monkey looks like it has a lot more life experience and golden nuggets of wisdom than Jamie White will ever have
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