Who knew tackiness was genetic
Niomi Smart #73 Life with Joey was a dream, now she’s bowing to a pointy peen
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Maybe Tezza is more humble than I thought and realizes, who am I to look down on Donkey, my family is just as tacky.
Why does he always have a mocking look on his face? Ugh can’t stand him
Good luck nims is all I can say to me there is something off about him I get a real bad vibe
Honestly the other dude is dressed so tit he made Lordon look better so don’t disagree here.Who's the other dude? I think Lordon actually looks OK here
Where is China Garden? That table is so small and cramped for four people it's making me anxious just looking at it 
Plus the thought of Lordon no doubt chomping away loudly on his spring roll so closely. Well done Ian giving that a massive swerve.
Plus the thought of Lordon no doubt chomping away loudly on his spring roll so closely. Well done Ian giving that a massive swerve.
It's in Brighton. It has pretty good reviews overall but it does look cramped.Where is China Garden? That table is so small and cramped for four people it's making me anxious just looking at it
grandpa Ian was like
(nah I’m jk I hope he feels better)
(nah I’m jk I hope he feels better)
Yeah seriously I thought the same, hopefully he's not sick, just didnt want to hang out with him there.
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Errr... The other dude looks more like Joe Hill ( Stephen King's son, also a novelist) and Lordon looks like he was eating barnacles of the boat that got him shipwrecked for a month right before his rescue the very same day of this dinner.
Yes well played Ian he was ‘sick’ the man is obviously no fool and doesn’t suffer fools!Where is China Garden? That table is so small and cramped for four people it's making me anxious just looking at it
Just watching the French&Saunders documentary and there’s a section filming them recording their podcast… obviously there is no comparison between them and Nims but it’s just so hilarious that she thought she could just put on a pair of headphones and chat tit into a microphone and expect a successful, must-listen-to podcast and generate income, collabs and future brand deals 
it was the lowest point of her “career” and really showed how useless and lazy (not to mention entitled) she is. She has absolutely zero concept of hard work and the scale of production that successful people put into their work. She clearly had no idea what went on behind the scenes at Gleam, she just thought it was sending a few emails and answering phone calls, easypeasy and reap the rewards. Can you believe she said she’d have special guests on?! When in reality it was just her, totally isolated in Lordon’s basement.
it was the lowest point of her “career” and really showed how useless and lazy (not to mention entitled) she is. She has absolutely zero concept of hard work and the scale of production that successful people put into their work. She clearly had no idea what went on behind the scenes at Gleam, she just thought it was sending a few emails and answering phone calls, easypeasy and reap the rewards. Can you believe she said she’d have special guests on?! When in reality it was just her, totally isolated in Lordon’s basement.
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^^ Yes. In so many of her vlogs over the years, she talks about work and doing 'boring work stuff' and she always mentions e-mails. This is what counts as work to her, sitting at home or a café, with a salad or smoothie and typing. Poor overworked sausage!
Which is strange, given how over the top she seemed to be when she was younger.
She’s always patted herself on the back for “working hard,” I see.
Lordon the con & Niomi the artist, paaahfect!
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I dread to think how she would’ve fared had she done a law degree at a better uni…none of this ‘uni workbook’ tabbing. I did my LLB at a middle tier (top 15) RG uni and masters at a top 5 RG and we had one reading list but no reading consolidated in one book like that, we had to do it ourselves. Textbook, statute book, cases downloaded from one or two different websites and academic comment either in books or journal articles…that’s four or five different types of source at least, per module…
Do you guys think Lordon has been creeping in the background the whole time?
Whose house is she staying at now? I feel like she only went home for Christmas Eve/Day and spent the rest of the time elsewhere/at Tezza's.
She says 2023 was the year she took a deep dive into spirituality and self-reflection...and there I was thinking it was the year she took a deep dive into cock worshipping!
Sorry - never gets old!
She says 2023 was the year she took a deep dive into spirituality and self-reflection...and there I was thinking it was the year she took a deep dive into cock worshipping!
Sorry - never gets old!
Probably to take her most recent grid pics and write this trite shite.
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