New vlog:
1) Nims is in Bali for at least 2 months to "escape British winter." This is also what Big Tez does, although she goes to Florida to recharge her orange Trump energy. British winter just makes Nims feel too sad and tired.
2) Nims is sleeping better in Bali. 9pm-5:30am. She prefers this. Getting up early gives her time to be "present in her environment" (having no responsibilities just isn't enough--you can always go further!).
3) Nims does a sunset beach walk, poses on the beach like she's in the "before" scenes of Jaws, drinks a coconut and then goes to a cafe for a matcha latte.
4) Workout montage!
5) Nims has joined a member's club with a fancy gym and pool. After telling us just how fancy it is, she lies on a sun lounger and switches her phone off airplane mode for the first time that day. She likes doing this so she can read in peace until midday. She can do this because she has no ties in London and also nowhere else, apparently. We're keeping the peasants out of the gym AND our phones, now.
6) FOOD! She eats! Or something adjacent to eating. Nims is shilling Huel, the fortified vomit of choice for extreme wankers. She has a few sips and takes it outside to finish (allegedly).
7) Apartment tour. Normally she'd be working now, she says, but it's Saturday so instead she and Jamie like to stare at their oven. They haven't switched it on yet but like having it; a bit like the massive TV in their London flat. We also get to see the bedroom/location of her recent poonami.
8) Niomi talks about how much she's been working out. She did a hard class at the club earlier for the fifth time that week and was "literally shaking" afterwards. Fortunately, the club has a posh recovery area with a pool and sauna and nothing scary, like a sandwich.
9) Niomi and Jamie go to her new fave vegan cafe, I'm Almost Still Vegan (I can't remember what it was actually called, but that'll do). They have a curry she "literally craves." It's called being hungry, Nims. She says they eat earlier in Bali and that in London, they'd eat out a lot later. Basically she sleeps more, which means there are fewer hours to be awake. And to eat. Paradise!
they must be awful!
And Joe’s enjoying another greasy spoon 
They deserve it if this was the monster they were actually dealing with for years behind the scenes
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