Niomi Smart #53 Still missing JoeJoe, now selling a Dildo
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Still not on the grid, though. She knows everyone will know she's desperate once she puts him on the grid.SHE DAREDView attachment 1799580
ETA: why does it look like he has more teeth than the average human? It's not just size, it looks as if there were more of them. Oy vey.
He looks even worse without beard... What the hell is she thinking? I can't believe she's dating that guy
Also, that video of hers about the casual entrance... she really thinks she's a model/starlet and funny when she's clearly neither
ETA the aforementioned video
Also, that video of hers about the casual entrance... she really thinks she's a model/starlet and funny when she's clearly neither
ETA the aforementioned video
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I might have to go to Bali to find my center, after seeing this.
I was going to say, not bad from Niomi! I got the bit she was doing, she chose a male character to emulate instead of Keira…not bad! Not very on brand for her, but not bad.
Hmmm maybe yes! I can see a hint of Joe in him..In that pic, he looks like someone shoved Grandma's dentures into Joe
Yes a hint, just a hint!
Hmmm... In that they're both male, white, and brown haired, and have two eyes, yes.
I kid. There's a tiny whiff, sure. But even with the kindly placed circle, there's just something in Lordon's eyes. Joooey had deer in headlights eyes but Lordon's are somehow more lost? I don't know. Let's not even talk about the pain micro expression in Niomi's face.
If you squeeze your eyes you can really see the similarities lmao
I think it's the lack of thought lol
Clean your eyes ladies
As a huge lover of Christmas, I find her stories about the tree so typical after that video of her being all “woe is me no Christmas tree for single Niomi” and then being incredibly awkward about ordering one like it was some type of women empowerment thing to do. Now back with a boyfriend and it’s “look at me and my tree” correction, OUR tree of course.
I thought it was photoshopped. His head looks oddly bigger than his body.
There’s never a good angle when it comes to take a picture of him (unless he’s far away, in the dark, from behind, with a balaclava), but this photo is something else
On another note, seems like she has left her flamingo pose out to replace it with this kiss pose/whatever it’s called 🥱
There’s never a good angle when it comes to take a picture of him (unless he’s far away, in the dark, from behind, with a balaclava), but this photo is something else
On another note, seems like she has left her flamingo pose out to replace it with this kiss pose/whatever it’s called 🥱
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I honestly think she must be dickmatized.
She has definitely filtered and facetuned this photo. She’s smoothed out both of their skin, made his teeth more blurred and whiter and made his eyes bigger/more doll like.I thought it was photoshopped. His head looks oddly bigger than his body.
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There’s never a good angle when it comes to take a picture of him (unless he’s far away, in the dark, from behind, with a balaclava), but this photo is something else
On another note, seems like she has left her flamingo pose out to replace it with this kiss pose/whatever it’s called 🥱
I swear he gets more unattractive every time I see him.SHE DARED
This is him WITH a filter?!!!
Please, can every pic of him be covered like this?
After the flamingo pose, here comes the duck face pose.
I went there after seeing her stories. My reaction to her pictures were "lol" and the one with Toothy was "omg wtf" following by a "lol" of course.
I went there after seeing her stories. My reaction to her pictures were "lol" and the one with Toothy was "omg wtf" following by a "lol" of course.
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Now, I remember what this photo of his huge head makes me think of. I knew I saw something similar in his feed.
Sorry Tattlers for posting an additional photo of him.
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