Niomi Smart #53 Still missing JoeJoe, now selling a Dildo

[JayJee]

is she still with gleam?

She's not. She's with Belle PR.

 

[Nitfey]

Oh my lord you are killing me !! You are awesome tattlers, I can't stop laughing. Nimbecile meme generator!! Best Christmas gift ever !

 

[coriander]

 

[Nitfey]

 

[Definitely Maybe]

Thankyou @coriander perfect !

 

[lookout]

She's not. She's with Belle PR.

I think gleam still runs/co-owns her mysmartskin brand.

 

[ElenaK]

Thank you for the new thread! Wish I could be on here more, but, you know, work and stuff. Niomi would totally relate.
Anyway, I try to read as much as I can and you all just crack me up with your fantastic takes!
Nimbo's latest post is sooo cringey. She totally sees herself as a romantic heroine. Niomi, you're embarrassing, girl!

 

[Pundertaker]

Just sitting in a taxi, quietly losing my tit to these signs

 

[Eekk]

Why did she think this was a good post? Is she trying to do a Tanya with an ‘acting’ reel?

 

[Coldfeet]

Why did she think this was a good post? Is she trying to do a Tanya with an ‘acting’ reel?
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Locked herself out again

 

[irvinelane]

Why did she think this was a good post? Is she trying to do a Tanya with an ‘acting’ reel?
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I don’t get it (you know, Niomi’s odd sense of humor..) but then again, she said a few weeks ago she was feeling like a Hollywood starlet, so that must make sense to her..

This video is the perfect meme of someone running away from their problems (hi Niomi! So how’s life going?).

 

[Callan]

Locked herself out again

I was watching an old video of hers from two years ago or so, right after she moved into a new place and she was walking down the street saying that she locked herself out. Guess she does this constantly.

 

[ElenaK]

Back in her old Notting Hill flat she had left the building and left the keys in the lock. A kindly neighbour found them. Even back then she commented that it's a thing.

 

[Coldfeet]

Back in her old Notting Hill flat she had left the building and left the keys in the lock. A kindly neighbour found them. Even back then she commented that it's a thing.

Such clarity from all that imported, top end matcha tea

 

[Callan]

Such clarity from all that imported, top end matcha tea

That's why I can't imagine her holding down a real job and executing things properly, she can't even close her own door correctly. Guess this is what happens when you spend your entire life cosplaying a princess.

 

[irvinelane]

Another day, another existential question. And for your records, a who-question doesn’t imply a yes/no answer.

Mmm we don’t care.

 

[Coldfeet]

Does she not realise people can watch a film any time they like???

 

[MsMelbourne]

Poor Niomi has gone from her pahhhfect life with Royal connections to a guy who pahhhfectly represents those most of us take the piss out of

 

[iz10101]

Poor Niomi has gone from her pahhhfect life with Royal connections to a guy who pahhhfectly represents those most of us take the piss out of

I’m screaming literally Lordon summarised

 

[Grapefruits712]

Since Niomi brought up Love Actually, here is my contribution