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Niomi Smart #53 Still missing JoeJoe, now selling a Dildo
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Funniest part was him saying that he has interviewed a lot of coaches, I can interview 50 brain surgeons, it still wouldn't make me a doctor.
I watched this video and of course, thought immediately about Niomi and her constant attempt to convince herself she’s on the right path.
But also… why has he interviewed “hundreds” of entrepreneurs? For what reason would they have given up their time to speak to him?
I reckon Niomi is clinging to his family bc joes brother hated her.
He repressed a smile when he said that, so it's probably bullshit and he thinks he's such a mastermind liar
Lordon is very, very confident. In his ability to fake it till you make it and bullshitting people to had over their hard earned money to him.
Add his past predatory ventures to that resume and you have a perfect picture of a parasite.
Add his past predatory ventures to that resume and you have a perfect picture of a parasite.
I remember I listened to a podcast months ago where he talked about being $1 million in debt & in that podcast he also mentioned reaching out to hundreeeds of coaches (bragged about it like it's some sort of achievement lol) after he got sick from dealing with the debt.
Pretty much every single person Lordon or Niomi interact with in Bali is some sort of bleeping coach, it's crazy how these people can just create a profession out of nothing. It's like if I woke up tomorrow and decided 'Okay from now on I'm a Getting over your ex coach!' Through my program I will teach you to:
1. Don't pick up the phone, he's only calling 'cause he's drunk & alone.
2. Don't let him in, you'll have to kick him out again.
3. Don't be his friend, you're gonna wake up in his bed in the morning.
That will be $2k per week! Credentials: Dua Lipa University!
Anyways, here's a recap of the podcast, posting a screenshot 'cause I don't know how to link a post from an old thread:
odds on him leading Niomi into bankruptcy with his genius business coaching? lol
Pretty much every single person Lordon or Niomi interact with in Bali is some sort of bleeping coach, it's crazy how these people can just create a profession out of nothing. It's like if I woke up tomorrow and decided 'Okay from now on I'm a Getting over your ex coach!' Through my program I will teach you to:
1. Don't pick up the phone, he's only calling 'cause he's drunk & alone.
2. Don't let him in, you'll have to kick him out again.
3. Don't be his friend, you're gonna wake up in his bed in the morning.
That will be $2k per week! Credentials: Dua Lipa University!
Anyways, here's a recap of the podcast, posting a screenshot 'cause I don't know how to link a post from an old thread:
odds on him leading Niomi into bankruptcy with his genius business coaching? lol
Thank you for the reminder how freaking delusional, annoying and such a scumbag he is 
Lordon the lord of nothing but his own teeth and nimebcile's one dead braincell.
It is really a relationship of dumb and dumber.
Ps: I was secretly hoping for Joeyyyy surprise engagement
that would end the year ith such great cliffhanger for next season of getting dumber and evev mor cringe with nimebcile
Sorry for typos, I have still issues with tattle
Lordon the lord of nothing but his own teeth and nimebcile's one dead braincell.
It is really a relationship of dumb and dumber.
Ps: I was secretly hoping for Joeyyyy surprise engagement
that would end the year ith such great cliffhanger for next season of getting dumber and evev mor cringe with nimebcileSorry for typos, I have still issues with tattle
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Does anyone know any info on what happened with Niomi and Charlotte? Seems pretty sad if it is true they are no longer friends. I know they aren't following each other on Insta anymore. Charlotte was meant to be chief bridesmaid so pretty big person for Niomi to not have in her life anymore.
I couldn't get past the first "literally"
She doesn't usually do radio silence because attention is the meaning of life. As much as I'd love a break up, I've a horrible feeling a BIG announcement is about to drop.
Food poisoning courtesy of the Avocado Chef?
Holly posted yesterday about being couch bound with the blues 
There was no mention of food poisoning
ETA: Normally I wouldn’t have highlighted her mood (because why?) but many people seemed to have been very sad the last few days. It was unusual.
There was no mention of food poisoningETA: Normally I wouldn’t have highlighted her mood (because why?) but many people seemed to have been very sad the last few days. It was unusual.
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Right?! Also, the ironic part is most "entrepreneurs" usually end up failing. For example, startups are notorious for going bankrupt within the first year or two.
...Maybe that's how they had the time to speak with him LOL
This guy is doing Lordon impressions.
Too busy attending their sex parties, Christmas edition.
Perhaps his past caught him up and he was arrested...wishful thinking I know
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