Niomi Smart #5 Onwards, upwards, but not Woodwards
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it also works really well as eyemakeup remover (but you have to be supercareful not to get it down the sink, learned to my detriment it blocks pipes
)I have never really lifted weights, more than just small dumbells during LBT classes etc, but even just squats/lunges I did in classes make such a difference, I don;t get how she has so little muscle tone
why are her friends not intervening?!
I cooked bacon and eggs in coconut oil once..let me tell you, never again. I don’t get people who think it has no taste and say stuff like ‘you can cook anything with it!’ because it is sooo strongly coconut to me. And don’t get me wrong I love coconut stuff but not coconut bacon 
Here's another bikini pic just like the last one because I want to make Joey miss me and be like wow I look so sexy
No physical work either, she could do some gardening, heavy cleaning and would get muscles. Joe did all the heavy lifting when they were togetherit also works really well as eyemakeup remover (but you have to be supercareful not to get it down the sink, learned to my detriment it blocks pipes
I have never really lifted weights, more than just small dumbells during LBT classes etc, but even just squats/lunges I did in classes make such a difference, I don;t get how she has so little muscle tone
why are her friends not intervening?!
Could that pendant on her necklace be her former engagement ring? Massive reach I know, but at least that would explain why she keeps posting the same bikini picture – to show Joey she’s butchered that ring.
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Bounty BaconI cooked bacon and eggs in coconut oil once..let me tell you, never again. I don’t get people who think it has no taste and say stuff like ‘you can cook anything with it!’ because it is sooo strongly coconut to me. And don’t get me wrong I love coconut stuff but not coconut bacon
love coconut flavour and smell but it doesn't go with everything, I use it for oil pulling after I brush my teeth before sleep, regular mouth wash kills my gumsIve got a feeling it’s a Missoma layer necklace, think she showed it last year
I used to use it as a weekly hair mask (think this was a Niomi tip actually) until I clogged the shower plug with it. Again, OH not impressed. I’m not allowed to buy it now
One of her other tips was to put her hair into a French plait on a night and sleep in it for natural waves/volume. I do really rate that tip - it does look really nice.
I thought this was an old pic. talking about past holidays? obv could be wrong
Look what youvare missing Joeeeeyy!! Look at me!!Here's another bikini pic just like the last one because I want to make Joey miss me and be like wow I look so sexy
Yeah this is why I’ve never even tried using it for skin or hair because you’re not meant to wash normal oil down the sink so I’ve never understood why people would wash warm coconut oil off their hair and faces down the sink either? Like it’s not solid in that form so surely it’s the same as other oil going down the pipes?I used to use it as a weekly hair mask (think this was a Niomi tip actually) until I clogged the shower plug with it. Again, OH not impressed. I’m not allowed to buy it now
She’s tagged Glameramo and she was with her in Sussex recently - I think these photos were shot when she was at her Mum’s house being depresso. Because she put one shot on her story of her in that bikini, then two more. I do think it’s quite strange if she’s had someone photograph her when she’s at home miserable about a break up.
yeah if she started lifting she could afford to gain some weight but keep her lean look
I don’t think so, that looks square
that plaiting tip has been around since I was at least 5I used to use it as a weekly hair mask (think this was a Niomi tip actually) until I clogged the shower plug with it. Again, OH not impressed. I’m not allowed to buy it now
One of her other tips was to put her hair into a French plait on a night and sleep in it for natural waves/volume. I do really rate that tip - it does look really nice.
everyone with straight hair does it
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It was at this moment, that Joey knew, he fucked up.
The best thing Zoella's Filmm app has ever been used for....
The epiphany moment
Lidl has posted on the new pic using her Chinese tanning mitt account, now that Niomi has an active thread here she sees an opportunity to social (media) climb
Oh Niomi please stop posting stupid posing pictures of you in a bikini. Joe is not coming back.
How many more bleeping angles of that bikini pic is she going to post?
You know how Sam Thompson does parody shots of him posing in Louise's clothes?
I'd die if Joe did something similar
I know there's no chance of it happening, but the thought of it does make me laugh
I'd die if Joe did something similar
I know there's no chance of it happening, but the thought of it does make me laugh
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