Niomi Smart #47 IV drips, no helmet scooter trips, wishing Lordon would close his lips

[gingerbread36]

Caroline Stanbury is currently in Bali with her younger husband, they’ve managed to do more in 4 days than Nimbs in 3+ months!!

 

[irvinelane]

Oh no, she’s gonna talk about that for a long time, as if it was more serious than it actually is. Stop drawing attention and go flee to Bali since you have no ties in London.

She can’t even type proper sentences, she communicates using Emojis.. and her sense of humor I still don’t get.

 

[curiouscat106]

How long before Lordon’s sister starts posting about Starflower oil..? With an affiliate link of course

 

[dearzee]

I can’t compute the Niomi from Joe era and this new era is the same Niomi. She wouldn’t be caught dead showing her boobs like this in Joe era. We barely see her in bikini back then. She’s like Taylor Swift with and era for every album only she does it with boyfriend

 

[TerrinaSmart]

Verity bought her a membership at the Royal Academy of Arts for her birthday not sure she’s the kind of person who can enjoy and appreciate arts, but whatever. She probably thinks she’s gonna find Frida Kahlo everywhere and reach the climax of the right path.

And the way she talks.. geez, she looks even dumber than usual

Her boobs are so much bigger here as well idk

 

[blurstoftimes]

That dig about ‘western medicine’ has annoyed me so much…they’ve given you that oil because your lump isn’t anything nasty, if you needed chemo or something I don’t think you’d be dissing it then

came here to say the same, what a condescending little bleep. i bet the doctors are soooo grateful that you approve of their recommendations

 

[MargaritaMay]

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Root cause ! Niomi, don't be a Forky !

I am amazed that she discovered just now that western medicine is prescribing natural products. This is not new.

The way she is trying to milk her story is so disgusting.

Red flags all over this!!! "I am so surprised western doctors...." And what are you?! A descendant of a native Indian healer-grandmother-witch because you went to friggin' Bali once?! Are western doctors just brainwashed into giving cheap mainstream pills and unneseccary procedures for no reason at all? Do little white doc-puppets just order their medicine-certificate on Amazon (with a sponsored influencer-code) ? That's what they do you think u f**** dimbob? Jeez who DO YOU think you are, no qualifications whatsover to give any advice on any topic other than how to choose the newest shiny filter over pics for social media. I wish her wholeheartedly to be in a serious, desperate need of medical assitance once or pray over a sick relative begging the doctors for help.... and then we'll talk. (rant over)

 

[irvinelane]

came here to say the same, what a condescending little bleep. i bet the doctors are soooo grateful that you approve of their recommendations

Red flags all over this!!! "I am so surprised western doctors...." And what are you?! A descendant of a native Indian healer-grandmother-witch because you went to friggin' Bali once?! Are western doctors just brainwashed into giving cheap mainstream pills and unneseccary procedures for no reason at all? Do little white doc-puppets just order their medicine-certificate on Amazon (with a sponsored influencer-code) ? That's what they do you think u f**** dimbob? Jeez who DO YOU think you are, no qualifications whatsover to give any advice on any topic other than how to choose the newest shiny filter over pics for social media. I wish her wholeheartedly to be in a serious, desperate need of medical assitance once or pray over a sick relative begging the doctors for help.... and then we'll talk. (rant over)

Yes, she thinks she’s above everyone, being surprised by anything, like when she thought Paris wasn’t as developed as London. She’s such a narrow-minded and ignorant moron. The only things she knows are clichés, just like Bradley. She should educate herself before posting something on social media.. or even before talking. So boring.

 

[lcd77]

Red flags all over this!!! "I am so surprised western doctors...." And what are you?! A descendant of a native Indian healer-grandmother-witch because you went to friggin' Bali once?! Are western doctors just brainwashed into giving cheap mainstream pills and unneseccary procedures for no reason at all? Do little white doc-puppets just order their medicine-certificate on Amazon (with a sponsored influencer-code) ? That's what they do you think u f**** dimbob? Jeez who DO YOU think you are, no qualifications whatsover to give any advice on any topic other than how to choose the newest shiny filter over pics for social media. I wish her wholeheartedly to be in a serious, desperate need of medical assitance once or pray over a sick relative begging the doctors for help.... and then we'll talk. (rant over)

Guys, don't you remember? Her great grandma was a WhItE wItCh, of course she's surprised by Western doctors.
(yes, I'll never get over this post lmao)

 

[irvinelane]

I’m so sorry to hear that, but eh, what are you gonna do? I, for one, am one lucky lady, and the happiest I’ve ever been. Sorry about that too.

 

[jaymie]

Hahahaha! You’ve got to change your answer Bradley, because it. doesn’t. make. any. sense. Literally.

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Did you realise that your post was written at 11:11 mirror time, does this count as I have seen it? I am going to rich, skinny and free this year

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I’m so sorry to hear that, but eh, what are you gonna do? I, for one, am one lucky lady, and the happiest I’ve ever been. Sorry about that too.

Didn’t save her from being dumped. Shut the duck up Niomi. I am so mean making fun of her being dumped lol

 

[lucytowers999]

They are prescribing starflower oil / borage seed oil because it has been extensively tested, not because they believe random esoteric tit like Niomi! She's making it sound as if doctors were generally against natural remedies when in fact they are simply bound to actual efficacy, which the huge market of supplements and untested plant substances is not. Niomi doesn't see a difference between "remedies" that scam companies sell to gullible people like herself, and actual scientifically tested substances. She can be as dumb as she wants, but I really wish she weren't an influencer. She just releases so much bullshit into the world.

I kind of find it annoying when people think everything "natural" is better. Everything including water is a chemical! "Natural" doesn't necessarily mean BETTER. It's not that black and white. That everything marketed as a natural remedy = good. Of course there's instances where things such as oils help. I wonder what kind of bubble she lives in if she hasn't seen oils such as starflower recommended before? Thank god for scientists inventing medicine that help us with all kinds of ailments. She wreaks of privilege. She's lucky to have access to "western" medicine.

 

[irvinelane]

Did you realise that your post was written at 11:11 mirror time, does this count as I have seen it? I am going to rich, skinny and free this year

Oh it was 12:11 where I live. Man, I missed my chance. Back to the wrong path now. Maybe the secret of life (besides knowing it’s good when it’s good), is to set an alarm to be happy.

 

[blurstoftimes]

Guys, don't you remember? Her great grandma was a WhItE wItCh, of course she's surprised by Western doctors.
(yes, I'll never get over this post lmao)

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for once i believe her, every woman in the Smart family is a White Witch

 

[MargaritaMay]

Guys, don't you remember? Her great grandma was a WhItE wItCh, of course she's surprised by Western doctors.
(yes, I'll never get over this post lmao)

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oh my I seriously forgot about it

 

[jaymie]

Oh it was 12:11 where I live. Man, I missed my chance. Back to the wrong path now. Maybe the secret of life (besides knowing it’s good when it’s good), is to set an alarm to be happy.

No worries, I have got you covered. 11:11 good vibes only. May we be rich and skinny

 

[QueenBW]

I don't think she's pregnant but I can see her wanting to be. Niomi's the only ex Brit Crew "leading lady" who doesn't have kids/is pregnant yet.

Yeah, and for a while there, it looked like she'd have it all before the others. She had the guy, the ring, the impending wedding, the prospect of kids in a couple years...

 

[Callan]

I always have a feeling that she's asking these questions herself so that she can sell stuff. I didn't realize it was a dress, looks more like an apron lol.

 

[QueenBW]

I always have a feeling that she's asking these questions herself so that she can sell stuff. I didn't realize it was a dress, looks more like an apron lol.

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She's giving cadaver dressed in vintage apron here.

 

[irvinelane]

I always have a feeling that she's asking these questions herself so that she can sell stuff. I didn't realize it was a dress, looks more like an apron lol.

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I thought it was an apron too speaking of selling stuff, she keeps promoting this event, but I’m not sure it’s working. She posted something about it a week ago and there are like 2 comments, and one of them is from her