I scoffed at everybody saying there would be a Christmas engagement but at this point? Very possible. I imagine her rent out the shed until she can sell it and flying back to Bali in September (maybe her and Forky will be on the same flight lolol) and then staying until Christmas so she can come home and be showered with attention from her family for gracing them with her presence. Last time it seemed like she got her own room but then shacked up with Lordon so she will probably just cohabitate this time. Smart Skin will die a quiet death and her sponsorship deals will dry up because she's in another time zone doing duck all. She'll probably bring the Donkey back with her in December and he'll seal the deal with some artisanal Bali jewelry that she doesn't want but will pretend to love. Lordina will make an avocado salad to celebrate.
Niomi Smart #47 IV drips, no helmet scooter trips, wishing Lordon would close his lips
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Oh no, she won’t spend any more money. She’ll probably sell her shed, keep the money and live her best life with Jamie. Well, as long as he’s available. And if things don’t work out with him, she probably already has some back ups who she can be naked with full-time, since she seems to wear less and less clothes every time she has a new dude.
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Omgoshsh haha Lordina.. love that! I bet she's already giving Lordon tips on the proposal and will def cut up some avocado later and call it a cake
I was wondering this too. Does she think her holidays in Bali and spending months there is the same as actually moving to Indonesia (let's hope she knows that that is the country)? I guess we'll find out soon
Lordina ! Lol
The adventures of Dumb family: Lordy, lordina and White (b)witch featuring Forky the prick .
Whatever princess does, it will be a big failure as usual. Drama coming through!
Oh you’re right! I forgot she always gets carried away with the words. Like she used to stay at her place and call it Bali life. Same for strangers she met once and called Bali family. This moron is so dull and dumb that she doesn’t even know what she says. Her empty life is just about finding Frida Kahlo and taking selfies.
Niomi's greatest talent is getting carried away with her words. Anytime she says words such as sustainable, vegan, happy or digital content creator lol, and that's just for starters.
Diving fail.
What the hell with the audio? Aiming to be a life coach, are we ? Wonder why
Don't be a triple moron !I’m afraid he has already reached that point (watch the video).What the hell with the audio? Aiming to be a life coach, are we ? Wonder why
Orange-ina, he said. And opening a can with his mouth? ..Why?
Still got time to get lost somewhere!!
Ohh that interesting since Forky is the king of sarcastic remarks that he can't help but administer during every single Q&A... this dude is legit unhinged. Yes, eliminate everyone out of your life if they don't kiss your butt..
The only thing I can think about is, wtf man why are you trying to eff up your teeth? That tit is expensive to fix. I get instant toot ache looking at people using their teeth as tools, opening beer bottles, and such. Lord Horsy could do this, he has enough teeth in his mouth, if he ever messes one up there is a spare one in the back.
he really looks so much older than he is
bradders is acting like a senior too. he let his millennial pause go on a little too long 
Yep he wants to be a "young dad" while being shocked that women at 40 can still look good... I wonder how he would feel if someone said that about his mom.bradders is acting like a senior too. he let his millennial pause go on a little too long
I swear I can hear my ovaries lock up the second this man appears.
I don't know how Niomi's slept with him and with Lordon.
is there something un-ordinary about her? went to check his IG but there’s only photos of him
Lol no, I just mean that she's over 40, clearly, and doesn't look like a centerfold so according to Forky, no bueno...is there something un-ordinary about her? went to check his IG but there’s only photos of him
Still can't get over him defending the use of the word "female" every week.. you can say that a dog or cat is a female if they are female, but the word "woman" wouldn't be used on anything else than a human right? He's just so disrespectful, especially since he admitted to people saying something about it.
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