Niomi Smart #47 IV drips, no helmet scooter trips, wishing Lordon would close his lips

[kale-supremacist]

I feel like the nutrionist and Niomi could have become best friends. What a missed opportunity.

 

[chausette]

At this point, the existence of Niomi Smart is screaming I G N O R A N T

For the love of God, how can someone who has so many resources still be so bleeping ignorant and stupid, I hope she gets eliminated soon from this 'influencers' thing

 

[Callan]

what an absolute pair of losers. Embarrassed at the boyfriends failed attempt to be funny and clever - “NOt SuRe ThE InVeNtOr iS oN InStA AnD iTs A COnTeStAbLe ClAiM aNyWaYs”

imagine getting that triggered over such an innocuous comment. Insecurity is dripping off them both.

I was surprised that they replied at all lol, and then saw that they went into instant ego protection mode. Her passive aggressive way of answering was as subtle as her overdrawn lip liner.

 

[irvinelane]

I was surprised that they replied at all lol, and then saw that they went into instant ego protection mode. Her passive aggressive way of answering was as subtle as her overdrawn lip liner.

Omg her lips..

The makeup is such a fail.

 

[Sasa44]

Please don’t tell me this is a trend. We just got over duck lips and inflated rears. For the love of god, can women stop turning themselves into flotation devices for one second??

 

[SarahN]

Omg her lips..

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The makeup is such a fail.

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And the eyebrows !!

 

[Clover123]

I feel like the nutrionist and Niomi could have become best friends. What a missed opportunity.

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An ENTIRE beef tomato?! Omg she must have been full for a week No idea who this woman is but agree she has major niomi vibes!

 

[irvinelane]

Sorry, this is completely random, but.. what the hell? Is it what happens when he says hello to Niomi on a FaceTime call?

 

[Clover123]

Sorry, this is completely random, but.. what the hell? Is it what happens when he says hello to Niomi on a FaceTime call?

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FaceTime appointment with his dentist? Having so many teeth must take a lot of upkeep!

 

[Coldfeet]

An ENTIRE beef tomato?! Omg she must have been full for a week No idea who this woman is but agree she has major niomi vibes!

She'll be boasting about SEVEN blueberries next 🥱🫐🫐🫐🫐🫐🫐🫐

 

[irvinelane]

FaceTime appointment with his dentist? Having so many teeth must take a lot of upkeep!

Spoiler: Don’t freak out.

So many teeth, indeed

I keep looking at these photos (don’t ask me why..) and I was wondering how someone could kiss him. Seriously, what are the odds that you end up kissing his teeth? Especially the top row.

 

[Callan]

An ENTIRE beef tomato?! Omg she must have been full for a week No idea who this woman is but agree she has major niomi vibes!

I think it's actually called Beefsteak Tomato lol, the way she said BEEF made me laugh. She's the nutritionist that Forky did a few collabs with, they were teaching people how to boil an egg. She was also in that instagram video thing he filmed with her where he was leering at her with his tongue out.

 

[Ciri]

i swear they never read what they write before posting. Required skill to be an influencer.

Also some of the recipes she shows are really good.

 

[Callan]

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i swear they never read what they write before posting. Required skill to be an influencer.

Also some of the recipes she shows are really good.

Oh her food definitely looks better than what Holly aka Avocado Chef makes, she had photos from her Yoga event in the park and the plate of food she showed looked very meh...

 

[irvinelane]

Oh her food definitely looks better than what Holly aka Avocado Chef makes, she had photos from her Yoga event in the park and the plate of food she showed looked very meh...

I just watched a few minutes of the video when she went live during this event: people had that look like they’re bored AF, but couldn’t escape from the workshop.

 

[QueenBW]

I feel like the nutrionist and Niomi could have become best friends. What a missed opportunity.

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HUGE! A beef(steak) tomato (dumb blonde nutritionist can't even get the name right) is a WHOPPING THIRTY THREE CALORIES! Well, that's plenty for a meal, guys. Paired with 200-ish calories of mozzarella, you should just call it a day and never eat again.

I hate these people with the passion of a thousand burning suns. They're the reason so many of us have fucked up body image, an atrocious relationship with food, and are told our looks are the most important thing about us.

 

[Callan]

I was just watching the Rainbow Plant Life channel and was thinking what a nice, funny person Nisha is, her content feels so wholesome without selling "a better body" or some idea that there's something wrong with you if you don't eat her way. People like the Barbie doll nutritionist above aren't my cup of tea at all, even if their food looks good, the tit they say is toxic. She said she wouldn't add little bit of sugar to her tomato sauce ( which is not a crime) because it wasn't "very nutritionist" of her.

 

[irvinelane]

Niomi Smart, content creator.

If only she could delete her latest post and upload this instead.

 

[Nitfey]

I hit the jackpot today guys...saw Frida, look at the time 11:11 and even saw a flamingo (on a bag) Am I a white witch now? Should I choose a birth stone now and seek a life coach partner ...and walk three times clockwise around a bucket full of water and spit behind my left shoulder? Oh no wait. I can pull out my boobs and take a selfie for "awareness"...
Paaaahfect Saturday.

 

[Callan]

I hit the jackpot today guys...saw Frida, look at the time 11:11 and even saw a flamingo (on a bag) Am I a white witch now? Should I choose a birth stone now and seek a life coach partner ...and walk three times clockwise around a bucket full of water and spit behind my left shoulder? Oh no wait. I can pull out my boobs and take a selfie for "awareness"...
Paaaahfect Saturday.

Omgosh you made me laugh so hard, thank you!! Niomi is like a combo of all three:

Btw love the movie, one of my faves lol.