Niomi Smart #44 She ‘got it done’ with Forky in bed, then moved to Bali and brought a Donkey to her shed

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StillLucilleBluth

elipeli said:
His Followers number grew already by about +150
also, she said that she assumed it would just be a Barbecue Party , but she did bring an extra paar of high heels with her „just in case“ (she entered the surprise party in sneakers )
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Am I the only person who hates the heels and thought the trainers were a much better look?
 
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Whowhowho2020

StillLucilleBluth said:
Am I the only person who hates the heels and thought the trainers were a much better look?
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i think anything is better than clear plastic heels tbh.

can you believe we are only in June! Getting lost in the jungle with Bradley was THIS YEAR. 2022’s been a busy one for our Dimbobs.
 
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Lucia Cornelia Sulla

those comments guessing he's joe... how awkward for all the involved! i'm cringing so hard i'm about to turn inside out.

i bet she runs ahead with this, moves to bali for him in 2 to 3 months, then they break up but by that time she already has an excuse to stay there and live her colonizer life. written in the stars!
 
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elipeli

I‘ll definitely enjoy the shit show that is about to take place, but at the same time I feel soo sorry for her… I bet she doesn‘t know that much about his past Sex clubbing life and just „clicked„ with him based on this whole sekt-like-manifest-self love-bullshit.. I hope she won‘t follow him back to Bali for this, but really works on her issues…
 
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irvinelane

This makes me think of Niomi and her new beau.

I’ll let you guess who’s who.



Same deep fried hair, same big teeth.
The movie is called « Dumb & Dumber ». How ironic
 
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ava2014

I think that she sees today as a big reveal insta day where she is ''breaking the internet''. But tomorrow she has to face real life with this guy, he cannot just stay at her apartment right? What is the next step, is he going back to Bali or to Ireland? She was so obsessed with not being single on her birthday that she needed these staged pictures for her selfesteem. But tomorrow will be different, he will be around her 24/7, she will get fed up with him.
 
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Beauhead

This thread used to be dead years ago....look at it now!!!
Thanks for the all the recent entertainment Dimbobs lol
 
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Lionsden

But this meeting was foretold by the stars, it's destiny!
 
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Lionsden

Shutterbug99 said:
She talked about not being interested in anything but friendship just three weeks ago.

What is she doing?! I bet she'll say it was love at first sight, written in the stars etc. etc.

What must her family and friends be thinking about this?
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And her good friend Forky, whom she bonded with in the jungle, wasn't even invited to her party. I guess he was just a fuckboy after all.
 
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sydneybarrett

Okay I'm only now reading these articles 'cause I didn't have time earlier and WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK??!!! This guy is appalling!!!
Also this part of an article - woww! Congrats Niomi, you really found yourself a good one!
 
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Lionsden

Lordon will probably only be shown from the back in their wedding pictures so that everyone thinks it's Joey.
 
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Giraffee95

Tbh when I saw that picture with this new guy I had a moment of is that Joe? Because she was single 3 weeks ago and has been in Bali and I couldn't think of a rationale explanation for her suddenly have a partner in England

Fucking hell this is a carcrash. Why on earth is she posting someone she's know absolutely max 6 weeks. Why has she moved him in with her? What is she doing?! Just 2 years ago she was engaged to Joe, it's like her standards have fallen off a cliff
 
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