Niomi Smart #44 She ‘got it done’ with Forky in bed, then moved to Bali and brought a Donkey to her shed

[Makila202]

Omg imagine - Niomi must've thought she'd hit the jackpot upgrading from Marcus to Joe, now she's hanging around with men like these two uggos I bet she's wishing she'd just stayed with Marcus

Haha, exactly those last two lads (Lorden Mcdonald Horsey and Forkey) are a no-no. Marcus is a 6+/7- now that he is a successful clothing brand owner. His hip-hop street style is fugly though. Imagine what Niomi would look like if she started dating him again:

 

[sydneybarrett]

Shoutout to Niomi's youtube viewers, those poor bastards think she's still single & recovering from Joey breakup.

When they find out she was, in fact, not single:

 

[pointblankperiod]

Haha, exactly those last two lads (Lorden Mcdonald Horsey and Forkey) are a no-no. Marcus is a 6+/7- now that he is a successful clothing brand owner. His hip-hop street style is fugly though. Imagine what Niomi would look like if she started dating him again:
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I just checked Marcus’ IG and he def had a glow up since earlier years! He’s kind of a snack now… not with that dandelion blowball hairstyle though
Anyways, him & Niomi don’t match the vibe at all

 

[Habsy123]

I mean come on guys, the only logical explanation I have for all of this is… that d1ck must have been too good to be left in Bali

This is very plausible tbh.

I came out of a long term relationship and it was horrendous. Started hooking up with a guy who was very passionate in the bedroom. Silly me thought I was in love because the D was so good. Looking back on it, there were serious red flags such as refusing to acknowledge any status on our “thing”

 

[Makila202]

Anyways, him & Niomi don’t match the vibe at all

I also wasn’t serious.

 

[curiouscat106]

This is very plausible tbh.

I came out of a long term relationship and it was horrendous. Started hooking up with a guy who was very passionate in the bedroom. Silly me thought I was in love because the D was so good. Looking back on it, there were serious red flags such as refusing to acknowledge any status on our “thing”

We’ve all been there.

Also, please tell me I’m not the only one who zoomed in on that naked pic of Jamie on his IG… just saying there seems to be a shadow

 

[LaraQ]

God help the guy when he discovers this thread.

 

[Critchley]

God help the guy when he discovers this thread.

*in a thick Irish accent*
“Hey my dick’s big! ….. But oh darrrn, they caught on to my scam business and scam rulaetionship”

 

[Callan]

Shoutout to Niomi's youtube viewers, those poor bastards think she's still single & recovering from Joey breakup.

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When they find out she was, in fact, not single:

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As if Niomi wasn't already putting pressure on her viewers who didn't live a life like hers, it's like listening to a disease bitching about being sick.

 

[Lilac Wine]

Love how she tagged everyone but him to keep up the ~mystery~
Chill princess, we already know he's a scammer life-coach and former sex party organizer.
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I think it’s fair to say we know more about Lordon McDonkey than Niomi does. When she finally sits down to catch up on her thread she might be in for another surprise.

 

[Callan]

I think it’s fair to say we know more about Lordon McDonkey than Niomi does. When she finally sits down to catch up on her thread she might be in for another surprise.

Scary and true.

 

[Critchley]

I think it’s fair to say we know more about Lordon McDonkey than Niomi does. When she finally sits down to catch up on her thread she might be in for another surprise.

Oh absolutely… there’s no way Niomi would’ve shipped him to Terrina’s doorstep if she knew how sus he really is. I wonder if fans have reached out to warn her about him?

 

[Cherry Waves]

Will they start hosting massive London orgies together?

More like Donkey Shows

I don’t think I laughed this hard since Nimbobs called the Secret Service to rescue her and Forky from the depths of the jungle

 

[mindlessness]

Oh what a joyful ride the start of this thread and end of the last have been. Thank you tattlers for multiple laughs and Niomi for the excellent content.

 

[RunningAvocado]

Do we think Lordon McDonkey bought her those roses she posed with then?

 

[glenn_coco]

Will they start hosting massive London orgies together?

Lordon orgies. Lorgies, if you will.

 

[slamvs27]

Love how she tagged everyone but him to keep up the ~mystery~
Chill princess, we already know he's a scammer life-coach and former sex party organizer.
(do you think some of her idiot followers seeing him from the back might think she got back with Joe lol)

Guys, I'm scared...

 

[Grapefruits712]

Longtime lurker here - have long appreciated the sleuthing skills of everyone here. Had to join to post this gem of a photo. Who wouldn’t pose like this when they bring their vacay fling home to meet all their family and friends??

Perhaps this “friend” of niomi’s bonded with her over their shared dismal vocabularies.

 

[Critchley]

Guys, I'm scared...

Spot the difference:

She could straight up be from a horror movie, and we wouldn’t be able to tell

 

[Nitfey]

Longtime lurker here - have long appreciated the sleuthing skills of everyone here. Had to join to post this gem of a photo. Who wouldn’t pose like this when they bring their vacay fling home to meet all their family and friends??

Perhaps this “friend” of niomi’s bonded with her over their shared dismal vocabularies.

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You think it is a romantic photo, but we all know this guy is just counting the followers he we will get and she is just evil laughing in her head "I'm not a 30 single princess for my birthday day anymore licherally and be married soon like with dream joe"
Oh moon what a dreamy shitstorm
So much catastrophe in front of us !! I don't think we are ready