I doubt that she thought to bring any water for Noodle. She said the long walk was not planned.
Niomi Smart #40 Frozen face and dead eye stare, hoping Forky misses me and my fried blonde hair
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Is my stomach flat enough? Maybe I need to pull on my pants a bit. There you go, natural pose, nothing forced.
How much time did she spend to take these photos in some quite awkward poses?
How much time did she spend to take these photos in some quite awkward poses?
Looks like Forky spent the day with his brother (is Elliott his brother?) I think the dogs met yesterday, though. I'm pretty sure I spotted Noodle in the background of one of his pics.
Looks like Larry King is doing the quarterly hairdos for the influencers this week! 
Can’t say I’m surprised “not an influencer” Niomi is now shilling pillows. Hope Joeeeeeeeey and Freddie can have a laugh over that one
All “massively SLOWING DOWN?!?!” Hun. If you slowed down anymore you’d be living in a coma
Can’t say I’m surprised “not an influencer” Niomi is now shilling pillows. Hope Joeeeeeeeey and Freddie can have a laugh over that one
All “massively SLOWING DOWN?!?!” Hun. If you slowed down anymore you’d be living in a coma
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'Companies taking advantage of me and squeezing everything they can out of me' = Companies are not happy with Niomi's work and are making her redo ads.
I am surprised she shared this. Talk about blowing up your career. Maybe she doesn't care. She spoke last week of a major career change and said she'd basically be starting from scratch. Maybe she's done with influencing. Can't see it, to be honest, but this little outburst is kind of strange from her.
Poor Jacqueline, she doesn’t have a clue about the ironic answer
The fact that she was facetiming a ' friend' in NYC might be a clue!
She can't possibly mean Forky?!
She had a rough week, poor boo boo.. let's see my week was: one brother had a kidney issue, 2nd brother's lung collapsed and was rushed into emergency surgery, their grandfather had a heart attack from all that stress and my dad has to get surgery for a man thing I don't even want to type out, so yeah Niomi, I'm sure you've had a real fking rough one. Enjoy your haircut.
Follower: I love your accent!
Niomi: I love that you love my accent!
If she grew up with that idea, maybe that’s one of the reasons why she takes herself so seriously.
Niomi: I love that you love my accent!
If she grew up with that idea, maybe that’s one of the reasons why she takes herself so seriously.
Her mom has thick hair too, yet it looks really good. It suits her.
Niomi is trying to act more posh than she actually is. Joe clearly came from a far more affluent background and if it weren't for his last name, you wouldn't know. He was super down to earth.
She's not that posh if she hangs out with Forky. Truly posh people wouldn't be caught dead with him.
Niomi is trying to act more posh than she actually is. Joe clearly came from a far more affluent background and if it weren't for his last name, you wouldn't know. He was super down to earth.
She's not that posh if she hangs out with Forky. Truly posh people wouldn't be caught dead with him.
I am not English but is she speaking queens English? She sounded just like any Londonder. She is a wannabe royalFollower: I love your accent!
Niomi: I love that you love my accent!
If she grew up with that idea, maybe that’s one of the reasons why she takes herself so seriously.
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No because the people who speak queens English has a better vocabulary than licheralllyyy and paaaarfeeeect. She’s got a really generic southern English accent and a grating one at that.
She actually pulled the classic ex-vegan "fish and eggs" from local, ethical sources card, it's so funny. I guarantee she will have dairy, steak, chicken, etc like many other ex-vegans do. Apparently she tracked her nutrients, but she barely ate anything. She only ever said she was vegan/plant-based to hide her ED and once she started dating Bradley, she dropped that part of her life immediately.
Sussex is one of the Home Counties where 'received pronounciation' is the norm. Technically she does speak her version of the Queen's English
If she truly had an ED, it wouldn't have been that easy for her to drop her former diet, especially for a man. I don't think she had a full-blown ED. She was vegan/plant-based for 7 years, so if she was suffering from an ED, no way she would have been able to start her "relaxed" diet so quickly. I'd say she had an obsession with "clean" eating as a way to remain thin, not necessarily an ED. Again, we don't know what's happening behind closed doors, but I don't think she had an ED. It reminds me a lot of Annie Jaffrey who had a similar path.
My guess is she's ending contract with Gleam (or they are ending it with her, he he) and she's fullfilling the last contractual duties (do you think influencers agree to clauses such as, "reject no more that 10% of ad proposals per quarter"?) but what is visible, her heart is not in it...she's been trying to be more 'creative' in the past where her flogging mattresses and mops was fit around a vlog narrative, but nowadays it's just straight to the point, right guys, I have this expensive kitchen gadget, let me show you how to blend a juice with it...
This ticked me off badly. She made so much money off being a health and wellness guru and sharing her diet online, preaching it’s benefits, selling us all superfoods and supplements. And yet never deigned to mention to her audience that she’s suffering health problems and multiple nutritionists told her she’s lacking vitamins and nutrients?
And in the same breath say that she is well informed on nutrition, like the daily diets she showed weren’t almost always lacking calories, healthy fat, protein, the basic building blocks of nutrition.
ah Joey… you eat all the Bolognese you want my friend.
seriously though, I can’t get over the difference between his insta stories and niomis after the breakup. Again, not to say someone has to “win” a breakup per se, but if it was a competition Joey’s wholesome posts with his family, new business, cooking, and GOOD FOOD would surely take the cake. I think Nims was secretly fuming as she wanted some sort of reaction from him… anything… so she could play the victim and point fingers. But the only thing Joe has done is remained gracious and low-key which highlighted her erratic behaviour even more 
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