Subtext - in her Old Life, Joe would have done it all for her.
Niomi Smart #26 More sponsored trips away, more opportunities for nimboobs on display.
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Wow, she looks miserable like dead behind the eyes…good point at the pesto, people need fats in their body, maybe she wouldn’t be this stupid if she would eat a little fat with her meals, once in a while
She actually doused the oven vegetables in oil. She was just unable to concentrate on anything and messed everything up. And pine nuts are super fatty as well.Wow, she looks miserable like dead behind the eyes…good point at the pesto, people need fats in their body, maybe she wouldn’t be this stupid if she would eat a little fat with her meals, once in a while
It is also not possible for me to watch it in one go. She has more possessions than personality and the way she over pronounces every single word...
wow thank you for this summary, it’s incredible how she goes through the exact same patterns post-break upSo I scrolled through some of her old tweets and noticed she has a pattern following a breakup:
- feels grateful for her friends & family only post-breakup/during moving process
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- boasts aboutSmart skinSourced Box, a "business" she started that, other than some friends and PR people, no one actually cares about
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- complains about having to unpack boxes & sort things out
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- makes sure everyone knows how very, very happy she is
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- then switches the narrative and preaches how it's okay not to be okay
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- few days after moving goes on a *gasp* HOLIDAY!!!
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- and anotha one
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- aaaaaand anotha one
(seriously how did she survive not traveling during lockdown, it must have been like an addict abstaining from crack)
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- acts like her usual clumsy self which is oh so adorablee
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- but still manages to get nominated for Woman of the Year!
(seriously HOW? Did all the other women cease to exist that year or?)
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- this one has nothing to do with this but made me lol: managing to make Caspar's bday tweet all about herself
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Sorry for the long post!
Moral of the story: She's always been annoying, it just took us some time to realize it!
This comment about Joe is hilarious
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Tweets aside she was waaaay more watchable the last time! The lovely flat where she seemed genuinely happy pottering. I’m between Joe & Marcus was a good year for her.wow thank you for this summary, it’s incredible how she goes through the exact same patterns post-break up
Nims has seemed completely zoned out in her last two videos - her speech is slow, she keeps forgetting things and she's lolling around like she might fall asleep at any minute. Not sure what's going on there, but you know, it was THE BEST SUMMER AND EVERYTHING IS PAHHHHFECT!!!
'More possessions than personality' AnnaMel
All this alcohol on a semi-empty stomach is starting to affect her brain.
lol literally same story happening all over againSo I scrolled through some of her old tweets and noticed she has a pattern following a breakup:
- feels grateful for her friends & family only post-breakup/during moving process
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- boasts aboutSmart skinSourced Box, a "business" she started that, other than some friends and PR people, no one actually cares about
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- complains about having to unpack boxes & sort things out
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- makes sure everyone knows how very, very happy she is
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- then switches the narrative and preaches how it's okay not to be okay
View attachment 772594
- few days after moving goes on a *gasp* HOLIDAY!!!
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- and anotha one
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- aaaaaand anotha one
(seriously how did she survive not traveling during lockdown, it must have been like an addict abstaining from crack)
View attachment 772610
- acts like her usual clumsy self which is oh so adorablee
View attachment 772614
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- but still manages to get nominated for Woman of the Year!
(seriously HOW? Did all the other women cease to exist that year or?)
View attachment 772629
- this one has nothing to do with this but made me lol: managing to make Caspar's bday tweet all about herself
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Sorry for the long post!
Moral of the story: She's always been annoying, it just took us some time to realize it!
Finally finished that video, dullsville.
Watching her cooking was the oddest part, she was acting so loopy.
Looks like Joe was the honest on in the end since he said no to her and did the right thing and end it. Cause she did say in the Satrun podcast that she would have married him anyway even with the issues they had.
Watching her cooking was the oddest part, she was acting so loopy.
Looks like Joe was the honest on in the end since he said no to her and did the right thing and end it. Cause she did say in the Satrun podcast that she would have married him anyway even with the issues they had.
As I said, she'd learnt nothing.
She said she had an architect coming by the next day to help her with her upstairs space, I think she meant to say interior designer?
I really home she meant architect, that place needs help!
Maybe she's planning on raising the roof so she can actually stand up upstairs!
Isn’t it crazy that she actually admitted that she would have married Joe anyway despite their major issues and despite the fact she totally romanticized their relationship? I’d be too embarrassed.
Same but it’s also very telling, like why is she so desperate to be married already that she would settle for that? She’s so young still. I find it really sad tbh
Yeah never settle, have the guts to talk about things that bother you.Same but it’s also very telling, like why is she so desperate to be married already that she would settle for that? She’s so young still. I find it really sad tbh
I can only imagine Joe trying to have a conversation with her lol.
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