Niomi Smart #26 More sponsored trips away, more opportunities for nimboobs on display.

[sydneybarrett]

Bradley looks like the Thumb from Spy Kids to me

 

[judgejohndeed]

Sorry but Bradley is ugly. No Dreamy Joe that’s for sure. Joe isn’t my type at all but it can’t be denied he’s very conventionally attractive. Bradley looks like a recruitment consultant.
Also never ever heard of these two ‘oldest and best evaaaaa pahfect frahhhhhnds from brighton’ have we?

 

[kittymeowlondon]

Good evening fellow tattlers.
I bring you good Joe news.
Saw him mid morning (around half eleven am) on a main road near Anna's (those of us who know the area will know it)
wearing gym kit and a rather small black kanken bag (or perhaps he is broad?)
anyway looked gorge and healthy aka like hes allowed to eat as much toast and peanut butter as he bloody well likes.
Thought you would enjoy.
You know you love me xoxo Gossip Joe

 

[Callan]

Niomi Smart went from selfish to shellfish

 

[Nina2312]

Nimbobs controlling Joooeeyyyy


Grandma T

 

[Mr.Mistoffelees]

When someone catches Niomi checking Anna's Instagram

Niomi trying to flirt with Bradley

Niomi when her selfie doesn't look as paaahfeect as she imagined

When she finds out that her Tinder date doesn't have a connection to the royals

Flexing yet another freebie to the plebs on Insta

 

[StephenTJackson]

Whoever said there was a Mr Bean gif for everything wasn't wrong.

When she was trying to show Joe what he was missing by looking "sexy".

When Joe tried to eat food when it wasn't the allocated time to eat.

Whenever Dimbobs has something gifted that she is showing off in the middle of a pandemic.

 

[AnnaMel]

Niomi moving house with "kindly rented" car. She even put her exclusive "kindly gifted" mop on display here.

 

[Sheabutter]

Niomi putting some thoughts into carbon emissions

 

[Callan]

This will never get old haha

 

[Callan]

Nimbobs on vacation

 

[Callan]

This is completely off topic but can I just say that the Mr. Bean comparison is the best thing to happen to her threads. Keep the gifs coming

There is legit a Mr. Bean gif for every Nimbobs moment.

Eating out





How much she cares about her job aka putting out a video a week





How she approached basic adult things like packing and moving





when she tries to look wild and sexy

 

[sydneybarrett]

Damn can she make up her mind, is she having a tough time or an epic time..

Meanwhile Joey logging in to see he's once again the villain, girlll leave him alone my manz has suffered enough

 

[leiadeler]

Am I the only one who thinks it’s tacky that she’s sharing what her actual wedding day would have been? She should just keep these things private. I’m always shocked by how much influencers put online. I get that it’s painful but if I was her I would rather people think I’ve moved on with my life than looking desperate.

 

[wakeup]

Caption this

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If it hadn't been for Cotton-Eye Joe
I'd been married long time ago
Where did you come from, where did you go?
Where did you come from, Cotton-Eye Joe?

 

[sydneybarrett]

Made an account on Tattle just to post this!
Guess they were "just in a silly goofy mood"

 

[Ms.Marble]

Niomi should thank her lucky stars that Joe ended their relationship before they got married. I would much rather have a failed engagement than a failed marriage and have to go through the complicated process of a divorce. At least if she ever gets married one day she will be able to experience it for the first time. Obviously what she went through is still incredibly difficult because she imagined a future with him but in hindsight it could have been WAY worse.

In German we say that a horrible end is better than endless horror.

 

[Pundertaker]

I don't find Bradley attractive in the slightest. He's one of those blockheads who vastly overestimates his own intelligence; he looks like someone inflated a supermarket security guard. I bet he smells like Tom Ford aftershave and musky disappointment. He and Nims probably whisper sweet nothings to each other about protein powder and their mutual distrust of peasants.

Joe, on the other hand, I very much enjoyed looking at Far too passive for me irl, but the pics were not displeasing. He seemed to have intelligence, even if he didn't know what to do with it.

 

[milanolo]

Someone obviously graduated magna cum laude from the University of Cringy Sexy Poses.

I'm just going to leave this here:

 

[0cbxox]

The “born in the wrong era” caption makes me want to scream.

"Born in the wrong era" tell me you're white without telling me you're white