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Ohh look, another Sunday with no video. I don't expect one any more though tbh.
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Ohh look, another Sunday with no video. I don't expect one any more though tbh.
I think a lot of men suffer from the Peter Pan syndrome because they show signs of not having fully grown into their age and being stuck at age 17 or something, mentally, emotionally. In retrospect, I find myself rationalising Joe’s behaviour in Niomi’s videos as infantile, childish. Or maybe my mind is playing tricks on me. Although I’m sure I felt like Niomi figured he was “too cool” for her, and I don’t blame her because Niomi is 180 degrees away from cool, and often tried to emulate him. E.g., bang bang baked beans. Niomi has NEVER dared to name any of her recipes that. It’s just not her. She can’t even think of the witty joke “so good, I had to name it twice”.
I guess that’s what ends up happening when you don’t have enough friends, or for that matter DIVERSE friends who lead completely different lives with different personalities than you, but it still works because you’re both interesting people.
Let's face it ladies, Niomi is so perfect that Joe simply couldn't handle it.
Hahah j/k
Hahah j/k
I kind of agree that we shouldn't drag Anna and her sister into this thread but they seem like such obnoxious clout chasers and like they'd revel in the fact that anyone cares about what they're up to
In a way the fact that they are such clout chasers makes me want us to ignore them even more. Niomi is boring sure but it's not as if there aren't lots of other infleucners on tattle to gossip about while we wait for her to do something. Just my thoughts of course!
I'm think Joe probably had a crush on Anna before he broke up with Niomi
Its shady but Joe escaped a controlling future wife so fair fucks to him for escaping
From my experience and my friends’, dudes sometimes like to call off a relationship by saying they need space and they want to learn how to be alone blah blah
and turn around dating someone new after 2 weeksYeah, that's definitely Joe. I remember him wearing that Wood Wood Double A hoodie before.
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What is the story with baked beans? Did I miss something? I'm intriguedI think a lot of men suffer from the Peter Pan syndrome because they show signs of not having fully grown into their age and being stuck at age 17 or something, mentally, emotionally. In retrospect, I find myself rationalising Joe’s behaviour in Niomi’s videos as infantile, childish. Or maybe my mind is playing tricks on me. Although I’m sure I felt like Niomi figured he was “too cool” for her, and I don’t blame her because Niomi is 180 degrees away from cool, and often tried to emulate him. E.g., bang bang baked beans. Niomi has NEVER dared to name any of her recipes that. It’s just not her. She can’t even think of the witty joke “so good, I had to name it twice”.
I guess that’s what ends up happening when you don’t have enough friends, or for that matter DIVERSE friends who lead completely different lives with different personalities than you, but it still works because you’re both interesting people.
Another controlling thing on the amount of baked beans you can eat in a day ?
They're Joe's 'speciality' beans! Recipe at 18.10 in this videoWhat is the story with baked beans? Did I miss something? I'm intrigued
Another controlling thing on the amount of baked beans you can eat in a day ?
Gosh I almost feel bad for laughing but she had no regard for Joe, just look at his little slumped form on the right lol... guess that's what happens when "two super attractive people get together"
Any of the tattlers keeping an eye on Anna or Ellie’s Instagram is not stalking either of them anyways, it’s for stalking Joe who is the famous ex fiancé who left Niomi and who is also the reason essentially for boosting Niomis tattle thread which was once silent ! Yes , I would agree that the attention and discussion about Anna or Ellie is not valid on this thread at all though ! As long as ex Joes content is being displayed in their sm they will have some attention, I am sure if that wasn’t there tattlers wouldn’t care to check their sm ! Also noticing Anna too slowly starting to post about Joe !
Oh my ! He looks rough!!
so this what happens to you if someone hides your food ! He looks like in the movie with Tom hanks trapped on the island !Thanks lilamay for the video, will fully enjoy watching whilst eating carbs
Edit: that cringe laughing. He is has so much life as breadstick and her giggling would make me hurt myself with those cans. So uncomfortable to watch how she pretends that all is perfect even in lockdown and pandemic....
Litterally living in her own world where she would just film whenever she wanted to. In her asking Charlotte to be her bridesmaid video she did the same thing, just popped the camera in his face as he was cleaning looking all dishevelled
. I still think Joeeey is shady but you can kinda see why when you look back at her vidsGood detective skills. Also, anyone else see that they kept all of dims plants?
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I always had the feeling that both of them more loved the idea of each other, rather than the person - I mean they probably did love each other as well, but... Niomi got a good-looking guy, with a steady job, and a well-off family; and he got a stay-at-home girl, who would cook him dinner and wait for him to eat it together when he comes back from work. She could do her influencer job during the day, yoga classes, and they could spend the evenings and weekends together and had fun, and be the happy attractive couple - who every now and then travels, and enjoy their life.
But when lockdown hit and Joeeeeeeeeey lost his job, they probably realized that their lifestyle is so different, they both would need to adapt quite a lot in the near future. I feel that Niomi would adapt, but Joey realized that this just ain't it for him. He kind of seems more carefree now.
He looks like he's aged 5 years here...
Agreed, and then Anna was single...andddd he thought he'd message her to test the waters etc.
It's a similar thing that seems to happen to a lot of couples, many of whom had happy families and a lifetime of memories together, but when they retire one, or both of them realise they can't stand one another
I don’t believe for a second that Anna and Ellie don’t crave for the slight fame and attention. People who don’t privatised their IG somehow crave for it, after all this is what social media for
I don’t follow Niomi but love coming here to snoop once in a while.- Status