I don't' know how she has any skin left to bathe.
Niomi Smart #19 It’s not sustainable but I love it
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Firstly, I feel terrible for this cat. Some people simply shouldn't be allowed to be responsible for other living things.
Secondly, Dimbobs is so boring. She's made me not post in here in what feels like ages!
Secondly, Dimbobs is so boring. She's made me not post in here in what feels like ages!
There is literally nothing exciting about Niomi anymore, is there.
It made me question why I ever watched her but mostly it was for random vegetarian stuff she would cook, old Marcus videos. She was different back then, not sure where she's off to now but it's nowhere fun.
It made me question why I ever watched her but mostly it was for random vegetarian stuff she would cook, old Marcus videos. She was different back then, not sure where she's off to now but it's nowhere fun.
Correct me if I'm wrong but is Nimbot in the Origins ad?
Yeah - more ass than Dimbobs now!
I tried to watch but just couldn't with Niomi repeatedly saying 'paaahfect'! And trying to look sexy with her open shirt and that top. Just no.
ETA Does anyone else read this thread title in the voice of tika the iggy?
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OMG. Yes! Lob it, couldn't wear it.Yeah - more ass than Dimbobs now!
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I tried to watch but just couldn't with Niomi repeatedly saying 'paaahfect'! And trying to look sexy with her open shirt and that top. Just no.
ETA Does anyone else read this thread title in the voice of tika the iggy?
With the lockdown ease she is for sure searching for gifted hairdresser and manicure appointment, yoga class or smoosh liquid food...the gate of FREE options is starting to get once again unlimited! Well once travel will be more open, life will once again make sense
that sustainable zero waste life to live for. You know, that SMART life
that sustainable zero waste life to live for. You know, that SMART life 
I resisted the temptation to comment on his arse looking rather fine when I first posted. But his arse is definitely looking rather nice, and I had the same thought about him having more booty than Niomi could ever dream of.
Isn't Joe the one on the left? At least it looks like the jacket he wears in a lot of photos with Niomi.
Could that be Freddie on the left?
It's almost like Joey has become their trophy now and they want to show him off.
Thought Joeeeey was taller than chunkier Freddie?
Thought joe was on the left too
I would wager Anna and co. are hoping that niomi sees them tbh. It's cruel, but after the first time it shod be easier. Yeah she's a dimbobs but i think most of us can relate to that feeling if bumping into your ex with his new squeeze for the first time.
it's a warning tale not to put all your (vegan replacement) eggs in one basket joey was clearly her whole world and she only has a few acquaintances in London outside of him. her family seem lovely but they have a small child whom niomi only knows through holiday visits. She's an only child who works by herself and from home who since her fiancé left her seems go have no one. Ouch.
it's a warning tale not to put all your (vegan replacement) eggs in one basket joey was clearly her whole world and she only has a few acquaintances in London outside of him. her family seem lovely but they have a small child whom niomi only knows through holiday visits. She's an only child who works by herself and from home who since her fiancé left her seems go have no one. Ouch.
Correct me if I’m wrong but hasn’t Anna put him on her story maybe one time? It’s Ellie who is posting him a lot right? Not actually Anna. I think it’s a bit of a reach to think they’re putting Joe on their stories to spite Niomi, I really doubt they care about her much. It’s not something I ever personally consider in a new relationship, you don’t owe your partner’s exes anything 
Obv I'm seeing everything through the bias of it being posted on here but I find the shots Ellie posts are weird, like Anna hasn't ever posted a clear image of him on her insta or been "public" about their relationship but Ellie posts these weird shots from a distance as if they're pap shots or something.
The apparent lack of friends is Niomi’s biggest issue. Relationship or not you need friends & I think she hasn’t put much effort into establishing friendships & is now lonely. She has Charlotte who seems to have tons of other friends she is close to, then other girls like London Chatter, the Falconers etc. who seem to be quite recent friends plus they are all married/young children. It must be very lonely especially in the evenings for her.
Ahahha, I think I startled my sleeping cat I laughed so hard.. good one!
Ellie has a social media company, doesn't she? Perhaps she likes the engagement boost...Correct me if I’m wrong but hasn’t Anna put him on her story maybe one time? It’s Ellie who is posting him a lot right? Not actually Anna. I think it’s a bit of a reach to think they’re putting Joe on their stories to spite Niomi, I really doubt they care about her much. It’s not something I ever personally consider in a new relationship, you don’t owe your partner’s exes anything
I have never, ever been jealous of dimbobs, but that duckling in her story is so cute for the first time I'm actually green with envy!
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