She posted a photo back in Jan 2020 of her painting saying she is now a homeowner. It was over a year ago so I guess anything could have happened
Niomi Smart #16 Why am I hungry I had a banana, and why is Freddie following Anna?
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Remember that Niomi also has a private account, Niomifiona, that close friends and relatives probably follow. Joe's family may have followed her on that account but we would never know.
Cause she wants us all to be fat so she can land an eligible man
I’ve been a long time lurker on Niomi’s threads, but it’s my first time posting! Work was slow today so I went down an Instagram rabbit hole and saw that Anna has her own Influencer Agency, Peared Official (not sure if it’s been mentioned before?!) It looks like the company was started last year and Nims is one of the accounts Peared follows 
This actually made me laugh so much. Let's all just help the girl out, stop exercising, eat more carbs, it's toast weather witch!Cause she wants us all to be fat so she can land an eligible man
Guys I'm watching Anna's highlights and she's currently standing in a field and saying "look at all of the shwubberyyy" (shrubbery) on repeat in a baby voice and it's genuinely upsetting my peace of mind lmao.
I’m watching her old travel highlights and I can’t help but get the “uncultured, loud Brit abroad vibe” from her. Just me?
Her hair looks like a cheap, destroyed wig off of Amazon :O
I watched her stories a few days ago,the shwubbery one too.She is A LOT.I can imagine a guy being initially dazzled by her beauty and then being irritated AF with after a while.
Skin isn’t looking that great either, despite all the paaahfect SmartSkin products.
Ever since the breakup, she's had this manic look and vibe about her. I don't remember seeing her this way before, so I wonder what it can be attributed to.
if Anna is dating him now, posting her life that happens to include him is hardly "marking her territory". she can post whatever she wants. Joe is not Niomi's anymore. it doesn't matter if they were engaged and lived together if he's dating Anna now. there is no respect or rules Anna has to follow simply bc of what WAS Niomi's. I dont understand why folks keep insisting with such assurance that Anna is a rebound and Joe moved on "SO fast" (months, not weeks, later is not "so fast" esp for the initiator). he clearly knew her before, and friends I know that were the dumper and started dating an old flame or someone they already knew months after they ended their previous relationship ended up either married or together for many years. that is not a rebound. the term rebound is typically meant for someone who is just there to fill a sudden unwanted void, it could be literally anyone with a pulse, as long as it's SOMEONE. it is moreso a term meant for the new target of the dumpEE, because as the dumpee, they didnt WANT the relationship to end, and are just looking for literally anyone to avoid being alone. that lack of discernment is what truly makes a rebound. the dumpER getting into a relationship with a specific someone new that they found & have feelings for is not the same, particularly bc usually the dumper doesnt have the same sudden need to fill the void created by leaving their former partner.
it just seems like people who have been dumped suddenly will do anything to undermine and invalidate the subsequent happiness of whoever dumped them. and circling back around to my earlier dissertation on this whole issue, that attitude is only harmful to the person dumped and will only prolong the healing process. if Joe is in fact dating Anna, I think that is a much better match for him and I could see that lasting a long time, in which case - not a rebound. she is so outgoing and social, a good balance for someone like him. often social butterflies that like attention don't want to date another attention seeking type bc they almost view it as competition. having a quiet support in the background is a better match. perhaps Anna was who he was meant to be with the whole time (if theyre indeed together) and Niomi was just a bump in the road. calling her a rebound at every turn is needlessly disrespectful in my opinion- like Anna is just some random disposable ho vs respectable wifey holier-than-thou Niomi simply because she came afterwards. that is bullshit.
if Niomi didnt have such a horrific relationship with food, I'd say she is just working out this much desperately trying to get endorphins bc she is so depressed. I'm sure that is part of it at least a bit. years ago during a rough patch, I was working out sometimes 3 times a day just to get that exercise high bc it was the only thing that made me feel really good and it had nothing to do with my weight. but alas our prideful idiot queen will never admit this even though it'd be so relatable for her to say "frankly the only thing that makes me feel not depressed these days is a bit of exercise so i've been going a bit much!" or something. it's almost like telling people to not exercise is a weird backwards way of admitting her excessive exercise is not to be followed for health/weight and the unspoken sentiment is "you guys prob arent as miserable as me so this absurd incessant exercise is not necessary" but she is too proud to simply bleeping say that she is sad. JUST ADMIT IT NIOMI. YOU'D FEEL SO MUCH BETTER.
I also can. not. deal. with the desperate thirst traps. the level of cringe I feel is exponentially higher every time she does it. I would say she is going to look back on this time and feel mortified at this out of character phase, but who are we kidding she has no self awareness at all so she will not LOL.
She said she’s not sleeping again and it’s also probably the lack of food, she must be jittery and irritable. I thought she didn’t look very well again in that video tbh - if I didn’t know better, I’d worry she was having a slightly manic episode.
Yeah the Anna comments are getting a bit yikes even for me. People keep defending Niomi because comments made are ‘sexist’ but someone earlier literally said Anna ‘looks like a one night stand girl’ like
I think she is clearly a selfish moron like Niomi for breaking the Covid rules but the constant suggestions she’s promiscuous because of how she looks is a bit muchDid some detective work yesterday and seems like Niomi and Anna live pretty close (30 walk) from each other in London
Half this thread has only been about Anna...if I didn't know any better I'd think they were a double act on youtube rather than loosely connected by boinking the same guy (allegedly)Yeah the Anna comments are getting a bit yikes even for me. People keep defending Niomi because comments made are ‘sexist’ but someone earlier literally said Anna ‘looks like a one night stand girl’ like
Omg guys, I was reading this article about fake influencers and their bikini photos, vacations, and how they make other people feel dissatisfied with their lives when the influencers themselves are also unhappy, and I was like...that's Niomi 
and LOTS of the influencers we talk about on this site tbh https://www.vogue.com/article/fake-famous-hbo-documentary-interview
and LOTS of the influencers we talk about on this site tbh https://www.vogue.com/article/fake-famous-hbo-documentary-interview
I can understand the interest in Anna and Joseph on here, that whole situation has been the most interesting thing about Niomi. What I never have and never will understand is the forum’s obsession with Fredward. Like, I just don’t get it. Has there ever been this much interest in the sibling of an influencer’s boyfriend (sorry, 90-day fiancé) before?
It’s too late to edit this and I just realised ‘90-day fiancé’ is a bit callous. I’m sorry
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Hurt ego.
I agree but I don't think there could be a person out there who wouldn't have a hurt ego by being so publicly de fiancee, and then worse still have your ex move on to a beautiful good time girl in your own social circle. Wagging tongues etc.
Utterly humiliating.
Also, Fredward had me laughing aloud. Thank you @Hannah Banana
Still feel Anna owes us sit down spilling the tea video. C'mon girl, we need you to spill!!
It was that or ‘Freggie’ (from the egg jokes a page or so back) 
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