Niomi Smart #10 Tier 2 blues, a lot of booze and new screws...Dimbob no longer a snooze

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Are you bleeping kidding me. This makes me so angry. She has THE EXACT BODY TYPE that drive so many women crazy trying to achieve. She epitomizes unhealthy beauty standards for women. At least Kendall Jenner, Cara Delevingne, Karlie Kloss, and other supermodels have a sort of untouchable, unattainable air about them where (in my opinion) it’s easier to reconcile that you will probably never achieve their beauty standard. Niomi markets herself as relatable, your best friend, someone you could potentially be just like. And she has the NERVE to post this, as if her followers who have actual responsibilities and can’t work out and self care all day every day won’t look at this and feel crappy about themselves?? I’m sure she has insecurities, everyone does, but to act as if she isn’t perpetuating unhealthy body standards for women in THIS EXACT POST is unbelievable. Show me a plus-size woman feeling herself, show me someone with acne scars or a double chin posing and feeling beautiful. That is inspiring. Not this fake ass crap.
In the frow did something similar to this recently where she was like, we can all love our bodies cellulite and all...with photos of her that had zero cellulite anywhere. I am normally v on board with the idea that even size 6 tiny girls have body hang ups too and cellulite etc but honestly...posting photos like that where there’s really nothing to criticise, with a caption like that, is extremely irritating.
 
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I work at one of the biggest universities in London, and being a librarian I have to be on site. I’ve recently found out I’m pregnant, and I’m freaking out, absolutely not feeling safe, and yet will have to continue to go to work full time even throughout the new lockdown. And then there is this privileged moron who could stay home and keep other safe, yet she chooses every single day to potentially put others at risk.
Girl, BIG HUGS to you <3 ... not to steal your thunder but I also just found out I was pregnant about 3 days ago and same, trying to stay sane during Covid.

Lots of love!
C.
 
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It’s Saturday and Halloween. London is going into lockdown again.

What parties will our nimbobs be at tonight without a mask??


P.S. Joe must be soooo glad to be rid of her.
Come on don’t be so unfair. I bet she is wearing a mask...a masquerade one over her eyes.
 
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You guys, I took a screenshot of her "before" and "after" in her latest post and I think she just used the same video at the beginning as at the end, because I somehow managed to screenshot at the exact same time, and they're literally the exact same...soooo her products do absolutely nothing, is my takeaway:

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Agreed! She put her mask on her unclean greasy skin, did the other steps, and ended up with... somewhat cleaner but still greasy glowy skin?
Why didn't she at least clean her skin before the mask?
 
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I'm a complete nut-job so I'm into this astrology stuff. 😅

My Saturn Return was a nightmare. The worst time of my life.

But I've done too many drugs in my life so my brain is mush. Dunno what Niomi's excuse is.

Also, she won't go through her Saturn return until Feb 26, 2022.
I had no idea about this but I do enjoy a bit of astrology, so I looked it up and apparently my Saturn Return started Jan 2020 and ends Oct 2020... 😆(Luckily I've also started therapy in that time..ha)

Came here to post about her latest IG grid post - how smug can she get? And the lack of masks in her story. :(
 
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Can't believe she just keeps and keeps being such a covid head...I think she's actually of limited intelligence. Even if you are going to do these things that you really shouldn't be doing, don't put them on social media!? I don't think she keeps up with the news, otherwise she wouldn't be so stupid.

Also that woman might as well wear the mask as a necklace, bloody idiots.
She is looking really lean here, can't really see any "wobbly" bits, there's is a shadow underneath her bra because of the way the light is hitting the skin.

I think she needs a couple of months off from online, no one is buying her skincare so she should just ignore it like she ignores all of the critiques she is getting. She should just go to her mothers' place and stay there for the duration of the lockdown. Also therapy, that would do her a world of good.
I think moving back home could cause more problems for the rest of the family, it be a bit of a strain to suddenly have a 28 year old adult child back in the house after a decade of living by her own terms, doing what she wanted whenever she wanted. would she have to obey her mum and step dad's house rules etc. Daisy may seeing a big sister break the rules and eat differenly to the rest of the family etc. Would she have chores or be a glorified house guest. Lockdown will be enough of a strain on a marriage withour adding anything else to the mix imo.
 
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She is unbelievable. Second lockdown happening in so many places around the world, over a million people dead from the virus, masks&distancing still being the simplest and maybe most effective way of protection... witch still makes a beeline for an elective treatment, mask free, probably right after/before hanging out with crowds. I'm amazed she hasn't gotten ill but what if she's asymptomatic and spreading? How can an adult freely choose to risk the people around her for such trivial stuff? I really don't get it; either I am paranoid and these people will prove to be right all along or they are the reason why many people will continue to suffer. I just don't understand.
The treatments will all be under the umbrella of essential 'work' but not wearing a mask (either of them) is inexcusable. Ofc this isn't really work amd she could be a good influence and not take up the free treatments.

Perhaps (ha!) she hasn't been getting enought and all of the right vitamins, minerals etc while training (the marathon/yoga course) amd that is why her knees and hips are hurting so much? She should see a private specialist to evaluate her diet properly for all her training etc she can afford it. A serious runner cannot live effectively on smoothie bowls with a sprinkling of her favvvvouuuirite form protein powder alone. Well, not for long.
 
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Niomi doesn't even have a pet, she's too self centered and full of her own virtue. She would look less like an asshole if she ate meat but didn't work for Dior.
When Daisy-Mae and the dog stayed with her overnight, the first thing she said when they left was she was desperate for a workout because she hadn't had time.
Yeah, I think Niomi's too uptight and fixed in her own routines to be a good dog owner. Look at her interact with Noodle in this video from 11:49.




These comments on it at the time made me laugh @Purgerica @lololol123

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Also, Niomi has been harming her body for years now, this Poonam lady had advised her stop running around last Xmas. Now she is saying yoga has done something to her hips. This to me is evidence of disordered exercising to the point of harming oneself? I am not an expert but I do see very worrying behaviour.
ro have these health issues so young in someone that isn't a professional athlete isworrying. if it is bone related itcould be a sign of osteoporosis which many people with severely limited eating get, and Iimagine for vegans it must be worse

Yeah, I think Niomi's too uptight and fixed in her own routines to be a good dog owner. Look at her interact with Noodle in this video from 11:49.




These comments on it at the time made me laugh @Purgerica @lololol123

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she would only have a dogas a fashion accessory that would disappearwithout explanation like Tanya's dog
 
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Maybe Niomi is a cat person? I don't like dogs personally. They're too needy.
Love cats though.
 
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I imagine all animals recoil from her because they can sense she has no soul
 
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ro have these health issues so young in someone that isn't a professional athlete isworrying. if it is bone related itcould be a sign of osteoporosis which many people with severely limited eating get, and Iimagine for vegans it must be worse


she would only have a dogas a fashion accessory that would disappearwithout explanation like Tanya's dog


6:18 during 2019 vlogmas. Worrying! She is NOT a professional athlete. Mods do tell me not to continue if not ok to discuss this but it makes be very worried as many young women watch Niomi and might think this is ok and what to strive for.
 
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Congratulations, I wish you all the best, health and luck with the pregnancy!

Do you have the option to work "behind the desk" during your pregnancy?

From what I remember, from uni and working at a uni library, some librarians were "specialized" aka did one type of jobs like references, doing all the online bits, bein the Alma expert etc.. Is it possible for you to do something like that, so you can avoid interacting with as many people as possible at work?
Thank you so much! You’re so kind! I am in collection development but we’re really short staffed because many of my colleagues are in risk groups, so things have been a little reshuffled with regards to roles to help out User Services who are now under additional pressure because of all extra measures due to Covid.

I am also mostly exhausted from having to wear a mask for 8 hours a day (even when seated at our desk, since we don’t have single occupancy offices), and in first trimester I am short of breath just from hormones. The other thing that freaks me out is commuting on tube which I’m finding stressful at the moment.

I am in that weird place now, when I’m debating myself whether to just share my pregnancy with my manager this early and ask for reduced hours and some days of working from home.

Thank you for your support! ❤

Girl, BIG HUGS to you <3 ... not to steal your thunder but I also just found out I was pregnant about 3 days ago and same, trying to stay sane during Covid.

Lots of love!
C.
Oh sending you a huge hug! It’s weir being pregnant during all of this! Wishing you a happy healthy pregnancy! ❤
 
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6:18 during 2019 vlogmas. Worrying! She is NOT a professional athlete. Mods do tell me not to continue if not ok to discuss this but it makes be very worried as many young women watch Niomi and might think this is ok and what to strive for.
I do find it a little ironic how she's filming a vlog titled 'help the homeless' while wearing gifted 18ct gold earrings.
 
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Perhaps (ha!) she hasn't been getting enought and all of the right vitamins, minerals etc while training (the marathon/yoga course) amd that is why her knees and hips are hurting so much? She should see a private specialist to evaluate her diet properly for all her training etc she can afford it. A serious runner cannot live effectively on smoothie bowls with a sprinkling of her favvvvouuuirite form protein powder alone. Well, not for long.
I'll say it again: Alignment is key in a regular yoga practice. Any movements done repeatedly over a period of time, can either harm or heal / strengthen your body depending on how they are carried out.
 
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Yeah, I think Niomi's too uptight and fixed in her own routines to be a good dog owner. Look at her interact with Noodle in this video from 11:49.




These comments on it at the time made me laugh @Purgerica @lololol123

View attachment 295493, let's face it Noodle is wayyyyy cuter than her. Dogs are very good at sniffing out the fake hoomans among us.She wouldn't be able to compete with the pooch.🐶
 
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This was from a while ago. I think it looks so bad for someone who makes yoga her personality🤦‍♀️
 
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Well, let's face it, Noodle is wayyyyy cuter than Dimbobs. Dogs have a way of sniffing out fake hoomans. She couldn't stand the competition.🐶
 
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